Ganondorf gets a job
It was a quiet afternoon at the smash mansion, mostly due to the training room being closed off due to bowsers latest
training "session" With Dedede, but a quiet afternoon nonetheless. Ganondorf was sitting on the couch watching t.v. in the
living room, enjoying a rerun of his favorite show "Titus." It wasn't long until Falcon returned and noticed Ganon just sitting
there."Jeez, look at you, you lazy tyrant!" When Ganondorf heard this he zipped and gave the captain one of the most cold
and evil glares any smasher ever saw.
"Watch your mouth you egotistacal show-off!" Needless to say, the captain was quite offended.
"Sorry! I'm just sayin' that your the only smasher without a job, and I havn't even see you try to get one!"
"Yeah, because so many people want to hire one of the most evil people in existence!" he shouted sarcastically.
"Hey, even Bowser got a job with the construction crew!" Falcon shouted back. "Just try."
"Okay fine! Hand me the wanted ads!"
Later...
"No, really, thats great, you look awesome in that uniform, like a real go-getter," said link trying not to laugh
"Oh ha ha! What do you think Zelda?" he said while looking ater hopefully, only to see her also suppressing a fit of laughter.
"Never mind. You So-"
"HA HA HA HA HA!" Ganondorf hung his head as sonic bursted laughing.
"Jeez" was all Ganondorf said before leaving.
Almost everyone in the mansion was laughing when he passed by. The only one not laughing was Toon link.
"Hey Toon, nice to see your not laughin'."
"It's hard to make fun of other peoples jobs wen you work with barn animals all day," and with that he walked away.
So Ganondorf walked outside and down the street and entered the building. Then the first customer came in and
you could imagine his shock seeing an eight foot muscular grey guy with weird fire orange hair standing there,
and the greater shock when Ganondorf hung his head and said
"Welcome to Arby's, can I take your order?"
