Author: Ocean Black
E-mail: MrSpuds@the-pentagon.com
Disclaimer: Is it really necessary?
Hi, Ocean Black again. I'm sort of stuck on Forgotten partner so I thought I would try writing a Jim angst. This is the first time I've wrote anything like this so please R&R and give me any tips if you can . )
Another Bad Day for Jim
Chapter 1: Jim's Dream
"I feel sorry for Gilliam, we're always bossing him around and he never gets to tell us what to do."
"What are you talking about Mel?" Jim asked as he turned around.
But Melfina wasn't there anymore, there was only a little blue Gilliam where she had been.
"That's odd. Where'd Melfina go?"
Jim got up to go look for her.
"Where are you going Jim?" Gilliam asked.
"To go find Mel. Maybe Suzuka knows where she went." He said as he walked off.
Jim caught sight of the assassin's ponytail in the next room; she was sitting down and enjoying her tea.
"Suzuka, have yo-"
Suzuka wasn't there; there was only another Gilliam by the cup of tea staring up at him.
"Man this is really weird."
Then, Aisha slammed the door open and said:
"Hi everyone, Aisha's home!"
Jim ran to the door, and only found another Gilliam.
"Oh man, what's going on here?" Jim wondered.
Jim's thoughts were cut short by the ringing of their vidphone. Jim ran and picked it up.
"Hello, you've reached Starwind and Hawking enterprises; we fix everything from tractors to relationships, so how may we help you today?"
Jim turned his attention to the viewscreen, he was surprised at who he saw.
"Gilliam? What are you doing?"
"Gilliam? What are you talking about Jim?" Gilliam asked in a voice that sounded just like Fred Lou's
"Fred?"
"Yes Jim?"
"Uh...G-goodbye."
Jim hung up the phone and ran out of Starwind and Hawking enterprises. Jim stopped in surprise; there were Gilliams everywhere, Gilliams walking, Gilliams driving, and even flying Gilliams.
"What's wrong with everybody?" Jim said as he turned and ran inside a large warehouse.
The big metal door closed behind him. It was pitch black in the room, he walked forward with his hands extended in front of him only to trip over what felt like a bunch of steel soda cans.
The lights suddenly came on, Jim stood up to see millions of Gilliams wearing party hats, and at the end of the room was a giant blue Gilliam wearing a crown and sitting on a throne. Jim walked through the sea of Gilliams towards the King.
"There is waaaaayyy to much blue in here." He said.
Then, Jim spied it; a large tub of pink paint. An evil smile spread across his face.
"Perfect, just perfect."
Jim picked up the paint can and splashed it's contents all over King Gilliam. The other Gilliams noticed the pink king and started jumping up and down saying:
"Strawberries! Strawberries! Strawberries!"
"Strawberries!"
Strawberries! Strawberries! Strawberries! Strawberries! Strawberries!"
Strawberries! Strawberries!"
"STRAWBERRRRRIIIEEESSS!!!"
Looking down at himself to see what his subjects were jabbering about, the king noticed his new paint job. King Gilliam was steaming mad, (literally, . ) , he saw Jim with the convicting evidence in his hands and chased after him. The king ran after the blond boy, yelling: "STRAWBERRIES! I'M GOING TO EAT YOU!!!"
Jim let out a shriek of terror and ran even faster. After Jim had nearly lost the king, he bumped into his red headed partner, Gene Starwind.
"Aniki! I need your help! This giant pink Gilliam is chasing after me and he wants to eat me!"
"Pink? How'd he get pink?" Gene asked.
"Well...I sorta dumped a bucket of paint on him..."
"Well then Jim, I hate to tell you this but you need to face up to your crime." Gene said as he grabbed onto Jim's shoulders.
The king was getting even closer.
"Gene! What are you doing?"
"Open wide!"
The king stopped and opened his mouth as Gene threw his younger partner towards him. The king swallowed Jim whole; then, he licked his lips and said:
"Mmmm...Strawberries."
*******
Jim woke up in a cold sweat; the nightmare had seemed so real, and so strange. His bad day began with that nightmare, and it just got worse from then on.
. ) Sorry to end it there but I just couldn't think of anything else to write and I thought it might help clear my writer's block if I did. Please R&R and tell me if that was strangely funny or just plain strange, thanks.
E-mail: MrSpuds@the-pentagon.com
Disclaimer: Is it really necessary?
Hi, Ocean Black again. I'm sort of stuck on Forgotten partner so I thought I would try writing a Jim angst. This is the first time I've wrote anything like this so please R&R and give me any tips if you can . )
Another Bad Day for Jim
Chapter 1: Jim's Dream
"I feel sorry for Gilliam, we're always bossing him around and he never gets to tell us what to do."
"What are you talking about Mel?" Jim asked as he turned around.
But Melfina wasn't there anymore, there was only a little blue Gilliam where she had been.
"That's odd. Where'd Melfina go?"
Jim got up to go look for her.
"Where are you going Jim?" Gilliam asked.
"To go find Mel. Maybe Suzuka knows where she went." He said as he walked off.
Jim caught sight of the assassin's ponytail in the next room; she was sitting down and enjoying her tea.
"Suzuka, have yo-"
Suzuka wasn't there; there was only another Gilliam by the cup of tea staring up at him.
"Man this is really weird."
Then, Aisha slammed the door open and said:
"Hi everyone, Aisha's home!"
Jim ran to the door, and only found another Gilliam.
"Oh man, what's going on here?" Jim wondered.
Jim's thoughts were cut short by the ringing of their vidphone. Jim ran and picked it up.
"Hello, you've reached Starwind and Hawking enterprises; we fix everything from tractors to relationships, so how may we help you today?"
Jim turned his attention to the viewscreen, he was surprised at who he saw.
"Gilliam? What are you doing?"
"Gilliam? What are you talking about Jim?" Gilliam asked in a voice that sounded just like Fred Lou's
"Fred?"
"Yes Jim?"
"Uh...G-goodbye."
Jim hung up the phone and ran out of Starwind and Hawking enterprises. Jim stopped in surprise; there were Gilliams everywhere, Gilliams walking, Gilliams driving, and even flying Gilliams.
"What's wrong with everybody?" Jim said as he turned and ran inside a large warehouse.
The big metal door closed behind him. It was pitch black in the room, he walked forward with his hands extended in front of him only to trip over what felt like a bunch of steel soda cans.
The lights suddenly came on, Jim stood up to see millions of Gilliams wearing party hats, and at the end of the room was a giant blue Gilliam wearing a crown and sitting on a throne. Jim walked through the sea of Gilliams towards the King.
"There is waaaaayyy to much blue in here." He said.
Then, Jim spied it; a large tub of pink paint. An evil smile spread across his face.
"Perfect, just perfect."
Jim picked up the paint can and splashed it's contents all over King Gilliam. The other Gilliams noticed the pink king and started jumping up and down saying:
"Strawberries! Strawberries! Strawberries!"
"Strawberries!"
Strawberries! Strawberries! Strawberries! Strawberries! Strawberries!"
Strawberries! Strawberries!"
"STRAWBERRRRRIIIEEESSS!!!"
Looking down at himself to see what his subjects were jabbering about, the king noticed his new paint job. King Gilliam was steaming mad, (literally, . ) , he saw Jim with the convicting evidence in his hands and chased after him. The king ran after the blond boy, yelling: "STRAWBERRIES! I'M GOING TO EAT YOU!!!"
Jim let out a shriek of terror and ran even faster. After Jim had nearly lost the king, he bumped into his red headed partner, Gene Starwind.
"Aniki! I need your help! This giant pink Gilliam is chasing after me and he wants to eat me!"
"Pink? How'd he get pink?" Gene asked.
"Well...I sorta dumped a bucket of paint on him..."
"Well then Jim, I hate to tell you this but you need to face up to your crime." Gene said as he grabbed onto Jim's shoulders.
The king was getting even closer.
"Gene! What are you doing?"
"Open wide!"
The king stopped and opened his mouth as Gene threw his younger partner towards him. The king swallowed Jim whole; then, he licked his lips and said:
"Mmmm...Strawberries."
*******
Jim woke up in a cold sweat; the nightmare had seemed so real, and so strange. His bad day began with that nightmare, and it just got worse from then on.
. ) Sorry to end it there but I just couldn't think of anything else to write and I thought it might help clear my writer's block if I did. Please R&R and tell me if that was strangely funny or just plain strange, thanks.
