Here's yet another fic, entitled: A Day in the Life of a Twilight Character. There will be humans, wolves, and vamps (except Bella), set in different times for different chapters.

Chapter 1: Jasper

Post BD

JPOV (obviously)

I was walking through the halls when I passed Emmett's room. And any human coming by could feel the lust off of Rose and Emmett. I really wish Bella's shield could protect me. Just then, I felt excitement coming off Alice. It wasn't lust-filled excitement either. Dangit. That means I have to go shopping. At least she doesn't put make up on me like Bella and Renesmee. She ran down and put me in a hug. "I'm sure you know what I want!" Alice said.

"Yes," I said with a sigh.

"Race you there?"

"Don't you think Emmett will be sad?"

"That's the point. COME ON!" We went outside. She jumped into her Porsche and I hopped on the Ducati. She sped away before I had a chance to start the thing. She then started laughing with her window down. A nice, cute laugh that made me smile. Edward, who had snuck up behind me, jokingly yelled, "THE CUTE! IT BURNS!" That was something I expected from Emmett, who I saw looking very angry out of his window. I finally got out of the driveway and saw the speck of yellow. I sped towards it as fast as I could.

"SCREW IT!" I yelled throwing it. I felt anger off of Edward. I might want to avoid him. I sprinted towards the spot of yellow that was growing bigger. Once I reached it, I kept pace with Alice, who yelled, "No fair!"

To which I replied, "You never said we couldn't run."

"I need to be more specific," she said, even though I knew she saw what was going to happen. We saw the mall in the distance, and she sped up, or should I say, cleared what little space there was between the pedal and the floor. I got faster. While I was going faster, I saw a puppy dog eye face Alice. Damn… I slowed down and let her pass. If Emmett found out, I would never hear the end of it.

Once I reached the mall, I saw Alice gloating by doing the dance to Crank That by Soulja Boy. "You can stop now," I said.

"Yes I can! But who said I wanted to?" she replied.

"Let's just go in."

"YAY!"

We went into the mall, or as Bella and I call it, "The Alice gets happy by dressing us up place." And much to my luck, we went into a Pac-Sun. That meant some casual wear, something I could live with. She grabbed three bags worth of clothes and she went to the next store. Hot Topic. I would've slammed my head into a wall, but that would expose up. Apparently she thought it would be fun to get me a spiked choker and wristbands. She also got me trip pants. (A/N Amazing how much a guy knows about clothes, isn't it? No I'm not gay.) Maybe exposition wouldn't be so bad. I was just about to sprint out the door when she grabbed my shirt. "We're not done yet!" she happily said. She paid and went to a Victoria's Secret.

"Can I wait outside?" I hopefully asked.

"Not a chance!" she said. Well, at least I get to see Alice with new lingerie. Instead of trying on clothes, which sucked for me, she grabbed a ton of clothes. I was pretty sure I saw a male stripper outfit in there. I walked out there with a blank look on my face as she dragged me to the car.

"Are we going home?" I asked.

"Has the mall ever been our only stop?" she asked.

"Can I run home?"

"You can, but Edward is waiting next to the shattered Ducati with Emmett while having evil grins on their faces."

"Tough choice." That gained me a whack upside the head. I just kissed the top of her head as she drove. We ended up at Macy's, the place of expensive clothes and bored guys.

"Come on!" she yelled as she shut the door of the car. I walked right next to her, my arm around her. We went in and I found the heater covering up the smell of human blood. "Over there!" Alice yelled, pointing to some dresses. She dragged me over there, grabbing her exact size. For my sake, she tried them on.

"Thank you," I said.

"You're very welcome." I pulled her into a hug. She then went back into the changing rooms. She went up to the counter to pay for the dresses. She shoved the bags into my hands. "I carried them at the mall," she said. I put them into the back seat and opened the driver's side door. I was about to climb in when I saw Alice glaring at me.

"I was opening the door for you!" I said with an obvious grin on my face.

"Nice save," she said. I got into the passenger's side and she drove us home.

"YES!" I yelled. I then saw that my brothers were standing there. "You weren't joking?" I asked.

"Have fun!" she said with a smile.

"Throwing a motorcycle at me!" Edward yelled.

"Racing without me!" Emmett yelled.

"Um, well, you see…" I said. Wait, I could take these guys on! I sent them a feeling of loathing to attack me. I then ran into the house, knowing that any attacks will anger Esme. As Alice might say, I so clever.

So how was that? Next chapter: Edward. Review please.