Fan fiction: Penguins of Madagascar
Character: Private
Language: English
Genre(s): Hurt/Comfort

Useless

I'm a little bit more then useless

I know what all of you are thinking

What is Private's place in the team

To tell you the truth I don't even know myself

Everyone else has a place

Skipper's the leader

Kowalski's the science guy

Rico's the weapon specialist

Then there's me the happy little naive Private

I don't even know way the rest of the team put up with me

Half of the stuff we get into is because of me being naive

They properly keep me around because I am the youngest

They just feel sorry for me

I'm just useless

What do I do in missions to help anyway

All I do is stand there and watch everybody else

Even Julien has been more helpful in missions then I have

Okay maybe I am being a bit over the top here

I am more helpful then Julien

Maybe I am just someone that helps when needed

I am the youngest I can't be taking on big roles

I must be important to the team

They did rescue me after Alice took me away to be Slippy

If I was not important they could of just left me there

Also when me and Mort got trapped in the vending machine

Skipper was very, I mean very happy to see me when I got out

He even hugged me and spun me around and said 'Don't ever do that again'

So maybe I do have a place in the team

I can't believe I ever though I didn't

I have a place in this world and it is right here with my team