A/N: HEEELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAAANFIIIICTIIIOOONNNNNNNNNNN!
HAHA! Two fics submitted in one day? AM I ON A ROLL OR WHAT? AH! :)
"Why, Scorpius? Why?" I asked.
"Because! He - he just... He just.."
"He fancied me. That's all. And you punched him for it."
"He - but he -"
I interrupted him. "He has a swollen, ugly bruise on his face and a broken nose. And now your finger is broken because you've never punched anyone before and you're sitting here complaining about the pain."
"He deserved it."
I rolled my eyes. My boyfriend was so annoying sometimes.
"First of all, he didn't deserve being punched for his feelings that he didn't even express. And second, how does that have anything to do with your broken finger?"
"It's not broken!" He protested.
"Yes, it is." I argued.
"No, it isn't." he said mockingly.
I glared. Vehemently. Viciously. Evilly. You-Will-Soon-Die-ly. Brutally. Devilishly. Meanly. Harmfully. Savagely.
"How do you know?" He asked.
Apparently, my malicious glares had gotten the point across!
"Because, it's bent in an odd position." I said slowly, as of speaking to a very stupid four-year old.
"It's just swollen." He objected.
"Look, I'm going to get you to Madame Pomfrey -"
"No! We'll get caught!" he yelped.
"Getting caught out of bed is a much better alternative to your hand never healing properly!" I said. Naturally, I was the more logical one.
"You can heal it!" He said.
See? What did I tell you about logic?
"Uh, no. I most definitely can't. That's professional Healing magic."
"I'm sure you can do it! You're the best in the class."
He was so sweet. Even when he was being a prat of a boyfriend.
"Aww.. Scorpius... Thanks!"
He grinned and leaned forward to kiss me.
We proceeded to snog until he bumped his hand against the wall.
"Ouch!"
"Okay that's it. We're going to get you fixed." I said determinedly.
"No! No nonono! Nononononono!"
"Yes." I said, and dragged him by the ear to Madame Pomfrey's.
He'll thank me later.
Stupid Scorpius.
A/N: Constructive Criticism.. IS TOTALY AWESOME SO REVEIW ANS STUFFFFFF
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BTW. did you know that unicorns pee rainbows and poop cupcakes? and there is no such thing as a black or brown unicorns?
