Please take note; this is a prologue of sorts. The other half of the crossoverees (?) will be in the next (first) chapter. I will try to update at least once a week, as spare writing time allows

CHAPTER 0

ARMAGEDDON

Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka, Warlord of the WAAAGH! and Prophet of Gork and Mork, was bored out of his mind. His WAAAGH! had been stuk on this planet for several months now, and the defenders were showing no sign of breaking. This must have been one of the largest stalemates an Ork crusade had ever been in. Usually they'd have raided all the technology and set of with their looted vehicles, starships and slaves by this point, but the inflow of reinforcements had put a stop to that plan. Oh well. At least one-eye Yarrick was still on planet.

Nobody really knew why a ten-foot tall green alien who claimed to receive messages from the Ork Gods of cunning violence and violent cunning had such a healthy respect for a mere human. Sure, Yarrick had put up quite a fight against the Warlord and single-handedly rallied the defenders of Armageddon, stopping the WAAAGH! dead in its tracks, but usually Orks hated people like that and certainly wouldn't release them after torturing them. Ghazghkull had because "Good enemies iz 'ard to find"

Suddenly, a Mekboy, one of the engineers, came driving into the raided Imperial Base he was using as a base for the raids in the area. 'it looks like e'z won of der Mekboyz from Orkimedes' eksperimunt team.' said one of the Nobz, the Orkish upper class of sorts.

'Warlord! We 'ave atjeeved a syentifik brakethrough!' the Mekaniak shouted, parking his warbike next to the Warlord's Trukk. 'Orkimedes wonts ta see you as sewn as possible! Sumfing 'append wen we tried ta modify der TellyPorta fer greater distance and 'e finks you should see it!

'Wot da zog did 'e do then? Ghazghkull replied. 'Orkimedes tested da modified tellyporta, an' it made dis black hole, and when the Boyz went through we couldn't see der blips on der Rada screen. We fink e'opened a portal into der warp or somefing an' e sez it's very important that you come an' take a look.'