I was bored, so I came up with it. It doesn't have to make sense. Just read.
Disclaimer: It's so random it doesn't deserve one, but here it goes… (deep breath) I… do not own. Whew! Glad I got that off my chest!
"Oh, I got one! Archaeologist."
"Tentative."
"Crap! Why are you always better with this game?"
"Because I'm SUAVE."
"What does that have to do with anything?"
Ro, Dan, and Arwen were sitting in the summer sun trying to beat each other with words. BIG words.
"Biosphere."
"Chromosphere."
"Photosphere."
"Complex."
"Inevitable. Your go, Dan."
"Vivacious. Ro?"
"Hmmm… Oh! DYSMENORRHEA!"
"What the hell?"
"God bless you."
"Is that even a word?"
"Yes."
Arwen sat perplexed. Her brother, the one who had dumped macaroni in his shorts on New Years Day (for everyone out there, that's Ro), had said the biggest, most complicated word she had ever hear since 'Expropriation.'
"What does it mean?"
"It means ummm…"
"Go get the dictionary."
5 minutes later…
Arwen reads the definition and bursts out laughing.
"What?"
"What is it?"
"Read it, Dan. ALOUD."
"Dysmenorrhea: Painful menstruation. ……… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!"
"What's menstruation?"
But Dan and Arwen just laughed harder at their brother's distressful face. Sometimes it's just better to go to your parents if you want a big important word.
I swear I just picked that word out of the Dictionary and that's what it said! I had no idea! Ha, Irony. I know it's lame, but hey! Better to express it than lose it! Thanx for reading!
