WARNING:very cracky :3

disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN, Fullmetal alchemist,The little mermaid, Mermaidman, or in this case any gum :(

Next to a window in a motel sat the elric brothers staring right out with boredom in their eyes.

"What are we going to do nii-san?" Asked the younger Elric, Alphonse. " This philosipher stone was another dead end, at this rate we'll never get out original bodies restored!"

The older Elric, Edward sighed he wanted nothing more than to see his little brother in his own body.

Out of the blue a pink duck came flying through the window and landed in front of Ed and Al "What the f-" Before Edward could Drop the F bomb on the situation the duck farted a pink bubble gum bubble. The two brothers stared at the duck who apparently had down syndrom, "QUACK!" POP! another bubble fart went lose. Apparently it happened every 3 seonds.

"QUACK!" "YOU BROKE MY IPOD! GO BUY ME A NEW ONE!" POP! "Am I high again?" Al asked himself.

Suddently a spiral appeared on the floor and mermaid man arose from the floor with a soaking wet Roy Mustang

"BEHOLD! MY NEW MERWIFE!" yelled mermaid man pointing to Roy POP!.

Another spiral appeared on the floor and this time the little mermaid rose. "YOUR CHEATING ON ME!" yelled the redhead. "Gasp! You two timer!"

POP! "QUACK! BUBBLE GUM FOR EVERYONE!" and with that the duck vomited out bubble gum pieces everywhere, Ed and Al where just sitting there staring at he whole thing.

"Oh Edooooooo-kuuuuunn!" "uh oh" knew who that was. Garfiel came in with a bikini model-walking toward ed. "OH edo-kun you look magnifisent today" Ed started backing up "How about we go somewhere nice and private *wink*"

"GAAAAAAAHHH!" ed started running towards the window "AL! were getting outta here!" and with that bot brothers jumped out the window and ran towards the sunset never to look back again.

"Oh Roy-kuuuunn how abaout we go somewhere nice and quiet where no one can hear you scream?"

"Oh well that sounds lovely..."

A/N

(you can guess what happened to roy ;D)

sorry it was soo short im just really lazy.

also i'm still working on the "i owe my life" fic so check that ine soon :P