do not own the right to My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic, it is the property of Hasbro. But I wanted to share this story with you.
Yes it is a HiE fan fiction but my friend challenged me to write it and I'm doing it. I enjoy the challenge any way.
The Broken Fourth Rule
My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic
Chapter 1; The Princess and Dragon
It all started with a broken rule.
My name is Tony Niles, when I hang out with my pre-hypertensive friend, Brody Thatcher we always have a good time. When we hangout, we have a set of rules on what we can and can not talk about.
These four rules are;
1.) Religion, too complicated.
2.) Politics, unless it's an election year.
3.) Resses' Peanut Butter cups, don't ask.
4.) My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic.
I never thought that braking a social rule, number 4 to be exact, would come back and bite us.
It started out like any other time that Brody and I hang out. We were leaving Target with our purchase. My plastic bags weighing me down, so I dropped them on a near by bench. Boady in tow reading a player's guide that he bought.
"So," Boady started, still not looking up form the guide. "Did you get everything Tony?"
"Yah, it's tuff being the cool uncle, but I got everything including this." I pulled out a DVD with a magenta boarder and eight multicolored rainbow ponies and the tile. "My Little Pony, Friendship is magic, Royal Pony Wedding." All done up in colorful balloons.
Boady looked up from the guide and saw the DVD. "Hay, why did you pick that up? I thought we would speak of this. Number 4, remember?"
"I know, but you turned my niece into a brony!," I snapped. "She read your Fan Fiction and became a fan of that show. So she begged me to buy it for her."
"You mean a pegasister, a boy fan is called a brony a girl fan is a pegasister." Boady said to me matter-of-factly, as he looked at his watch nervously. Then his eyes darted around the places as if he was looking for something.
I smiled widening my signature Cheshire Cat grin and patted his back. "Calm down we still have all day. What do you want to do?"
He exhaled. "Right, relaxes. Hay, how about the new Batman movie? The local Cinema has a discount today, lets do that!"
"Hay, atta boy that's what we'll do."
The smell of fried food and new shoes was every were as we walked to the other side of the mall. Nothing much has changed in the old place, but it was good exercise. I had a longer stride being six foot, red headed ginger. I had my share of problems but I took them with stride. I was very disarming with my smile, of course I sort of looked like a mad man so...
Boady's had a strange gape, he swung his left leg around as he walked forward. His family once told me that he was struck by lightning. Average is the best way to describe him even is mustache and his dark brown hair, well except his brain, crazy smart. But I had a feeling that there was always more to him then even he knew.
We spent ten minutes talking about anima, manga and the reality of science fiction devises. Just guy talk, the usual things for us, any thing to entertain us. We turned back to reality when Boady stopped for a moment and pick up some money on the ground. Looking ahead of us he saw a woman was fiddling with her purse.
"Ms.," He called to the woman. As she turned around Boady extended the money towards her and simply said. "You dropped this.".
"Thank you young man." She replied before taking it and walking away.
"An't you mister Dudley Do Right." I joked slapping him in the back with a laugh. "So, how's work?" I asked.
"Same old, cutting every one's hours but that's to be expected," Boady answered with a shrug. "Oh, yah, I put six new stories on Fan Fiction and I sighed up for a couple of new classes too. So what's up with you? How's the band?"
"Its doing great, just got to get a gig and now I'm learning two more instruments."
"Five, now! You've got..." Boady exclaimed.
"Yah, just call me a Thrashion, Electric violin, Celtic Bouron Drums, Piano, Guitar and now Steel flute. Cool right! Ha, I got a twenty cent raise and the nurses had me clean three rooms that had Cdiff, but they never told me. I think they're trying to kill me." I answered.
We're both janitors, I work at a hospital and Boady worked in a Grocery Store. As Boady returned to his play guide I pulled out the DVD and looked at it more closely. "I'm braking the 4th rule here, but my Niece is going to make me watch it with her. So tell me what's happening man?" I asked Boady.
"Oh, well the six main Character; Twilight Sparkles, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, Pinky Pie and Rainbow Dash are asked to help with a royal wedding. The wedding is between Princess Mi Amora Cadenza and Captain of the Royal Guard, Shinning Armor. He happens to be Twilight's older brother. Princess Mi Amora Cadenza is Princess Celestia niece. Princess Celestia is one of the CO-rulers of Equestria and Twilight' s teacher.
"Ah, so that explains why she and her friends are helping with the wedding. So what happens?"
"Well, turns out the bride was replaced with a false one that was trying to take over Equestria. The race that kidnapped the bride where called Changelings; insectile, parasites that feed on positive emotions. They can take the shape of any living thing they want." He looked up form the player guide and looked into the air and started to think. "Like the Scrull invasion of Earth, in the Marvel Universe."
"Huh, now I won't feel so bad. I mean when I watch it with my niece." I nodded still smiling.
As we walked out into the parking lot, our attention still on other things. A loud blaring noise reached us but it was too late. We didn't know what hit us, I felt pain burning and then I saw a light then darkness.
I could hear a soft voice calling me in a fading manner. "Help, Pleas find me."
I woke up in a dark room, I couldn't make anything out in the darkness. I could smell antiseptic hospital smell. I was in a hospital bed, I felt strange. I just couldn't put my fingers on it. "Boady." I started but stopped my voice didn't sound right. "Boady, hay Boady what's up man. You wake?"
My voice still didn't sound right. As I started to move around in the bed my body still didn't feel right either. Fingers, toes, head, back everything was out of place.
"Yah, Tony man I'm up. I think something was wrong with you?"
"What do you mean, I think I'm just..." I trailed off because I couldn't think of a good excuse.
"Why, do I sound like, Tory Spellings. I'll turn on some lights I think I'm next to a light switch." He told me.
I heard a scrapping sound on the floor like a dog walking. The light came on I could see the room better. I could see a new figure in the room, I could only guess that it was Boady. It had to be, Boady. He said he was going to turn on the lights. But it wasn't, it couldn't be my friend Boady. My friend had changed, the lower half of his body was like a muscular, gray wolf, with a tail and over size paws and rounded claws. His upper body was dragonic covered with silver-black scales, his gray chest had four gold zipper that seemed fused to his body. He flexed his new muscular oversize, clawed hands and long bladed fore arms.
He turned his head towards me his new mouth opened up in shock, silver eyes were widen with surprise. "Dude, look what happened to you!" He had a sleek snout that resembled a snapping turtle a pair of swept back scale covered horns, check ridges and jaw frills.
"Your one to talk," I shot back at him as I point. That's when I noticed that I didn't have hands but hooves and coral pink arm/leg thing. "What the?"
"You look exactly like Princess Mi Amora Cadenza, every exact detail? We just ended up in a bad My Little Pony Fan Fic!"
"The Pony on the DVD?" I asked and looked at myself the best I could. Hair, long pink hair with strikes of yellow and purple. Coral pink wings with violet tips and an elongated horn, I ran my new hooves, along the length of my horn and wings. As I did I felt a strange almost, existed, warmth start to come over me.
"Dude, just so you know. In My Little Pony lore wings and horns are sensitive and are used in pleasuring one's self..."
I stop quickly before I any further unexpected thing could happen. "Thanks man. Don't need any embarrassing issues right now." I chuckled half heartily. May be later, I'll just file it under usefully info. I thought to myself.
"But, I'm thinking if you look like the princess, does that mean?" Boady asked openly as he started to play with his jaw frills.
I raised the bed sheet and looked down at my naughty area. My eyes widen and I shook with a mix of anger and fear as I shouted. "MY BOYS ARE GONE!"
