Into Darkness

The Impala is speeding down a small dusty road somewhere in the U.S, the driver is a thirty something man with short caramel coloured hair and wearing a beat up brown leather jacket. The passenger is also a man only he has short black hair and is wearing a dusky blue WWII R.A.F trench coat, which has brass buttons and embroidered insignia.

Both men are talking while Sounds of Silence is playing on the radio.

"If Cas can't find-" Jack Harkness was saying.

"We have two minutes to ourselves and you want to talk about him." Dean Winchester said in a harsh tone.

"Look I'm just saying Cas is good and all but-"

"I swear, keep talking about your ex and I'll pull this car over." Dean said angrily.

Jack placed his hand on the inside of Dean's thigh.

"Promise?" Jack whispered into Dean's ear.

Then Jack kissed Dean's neck.

"Jack we are on a job." Dean tried to say in an authoritarian tone but it wavered.

"I'm driving here!" Dean added when Jack moved his hand onto Dean's manhood.

"So pull over!" Jack said while he continued to kiss Dean's neck.

Jack knew this drove Dean wild and just as Jack knew he would Dean pulled over.

Jack opened his seat belt and kissed Dean on the mouth.

Just then there was a flapping noise.

"Oh come on." Sam yelled from the back seat.

Dean turned around and there in the back seat were Sam, Cas and a slender short man who was bound and gagged and blind folded.

"What is this? A my boyfriend's ex's convention?" Dean asked angrily.

"Dude I just saw my brother do that!" Sam said rubbing his eyes.

"Someone needs to teach Cas how to knock." Dean said as Jack sat back in his seat.

"Why are we not moving?" Cas asked looking out the window over Sam's shoulder, and seeing that the night sky stood still.

Sam gave Cas a meaningful look.

"Oh that." Cas said looking a little embarrassed.

The bound man nudged Cas's leg.

Cas leant over and removed the duct tape off his mouth.

"What's going on I miss everything." The floppy haired man said with an English accent.

"Jack was touching Dean's-" Cas began.

"Dude I just saw that. It's going to take two bottles of whisky to get that out of my head and you think I want to hear it described." Sam said covering his ears.

"Oh I see." The Doctor said his voice sounding gleeful.

"Believe me you don't want to." Sam said his face still twisted with disgust.

"All right!" Dean shouted as he started the car.

"Let's get this damn thing over with." Dean put his foot down.

"Where exactly are we going?" The eleventh Doctor asked now there was no tape on his mouth.

"You'll see." Dean said turning up the music.

A few hours later they arrived at a cheap motel.

The room smelt funny and had only had two king sized beds. The wall paper was coming away from the walls in the corners of the room.

All five enter the room.

"Ok." Dean started.

"Cas go up stars and ruffle a few feathers, see if anything falls out."

"What would fall out of wings?" Cas asked confused.

Dean gave him a "Come on" look.

"I see it's an expression." Cas realised then disappeared.

"Jack go to the bar across the street and see if the locals have noticed any omens and stuff." Dean said.

"Aye, aye." Jack said saluting and as he passed Dean to leave the room Jack leant in.

"I love it when you take control like that." He gave Dean his smouldering smile, Jack took another step and then slapped Dean's arse.

Sam exhaled exasperatedly.

Dean's face went red.

"Did you bring me here for that!" The Doctor said indicating the situation that just passed, now that he could see after Sam took his blind fold off.

"For what?" Sam asked missing The Doctor's meaning.

"A good time." The Doctor said smiling, his hair falling into his face.

"No!" Sam almost screamed.

The Doctor winked.

Sam took a step away from the Doctor when he moved against the bonds too suggestively.

The scene made Dean chuckle with laughter.

"Shut up Dean!" Sam shouted.

"What?!" Dean asked as he shrugged and smiled.

"So if I'm not here for that, not that I'm complaining but why am I here?" Eleven asked.

Sam and Dean walked forward.

"Jack told us what you have." Sam said leaning towards eleven with his hand on the arm of the chair that The Doctor was tied to.

"I swear whatever Jack said, I didn't give it to him. I mean he's practically slept with every species there is." The Doctor said looking from Sam to Dean.

"Gross!" Sam said standing up and rubbing his hands in his jeans.

"Cut the crap." Dean shouted.

"Where's the T.A.R.D.I.S?" Dean asked.

"Oh so Jack did tell you everything." Eleven said with narrowed eye's.

"Isn't that what people in a relationship do?" Dean asked sarcastically.

Eleven smiled.

"So what is it you want?" The Doctor asked.

"We need the T.A.R.D.I.S to stop the apocalypse." Sam answered.

"This would be the apocalypse you two started." Eleven said smugly.

Dean's hands curled into fists.

"You really are how he described you." The Doctor said looking Dean up and down.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Dean demanded.

"It means all that ... all that testosterone is such a turn on. I thought Jack was full of it, umph." Eleven said shaking his head.

"It means if he didn't call dib's." Eleven added looking at Dean out from under his fringe.

"You think you can say anything to split us up?" Dean asked.

"No, but if you let me out of this chair I could show you something that might." The Doctor said with a smirk.

Dean rushed forward with his fist raised.

"Dude, we are here for the T.A.R.D.I.S." Sam said grabbing Dean's arm.

After a few second's Dean's arm went slack and Sam let him go.

"I'll help, but only if in future you ring me and don't set your owl on me." The Doctor requested.

"Fine!" Dean agreed as Sam untied The Doctor.

"Ok." Said The Doctor standing up and spinning on his heal.

"I'll need one extra tall American." He said pointing at Sam.

"Some petrol, that's gasoline to you." The Doctor said pointing at both Sam and Dean.

"And Key's" The Doctor finished speaking with his palm out.

"No way, you are not getting baby." Dean said with one hand on his coat pocket and the other one outstretched towards The Doctor as if to stop him.

"I can be gentle, ask Jack." The Doctor said.

Dean gave an angry look.

"Hey I didn't ask to be Time Lord knapped by Nicolas Cage and Ted Cassidy."

Sam frowned at the Doctor's words.

"Besides I'm going to let you guy's use sexy." The Doctor pointed out.

"Sexy!" Dean chuckled.

"Why not? You call your car baby. At least mine travels through time and space."

Dean's smile faded.

"Look Dean, I'm driving can we just get this done?" Sam asked with his hand out.

"Fine, but if there is one scratch!" Dean warned.

"Yeah I know." Sam said rolling his eyes.

"Good luck with Romeo there." Dean jeered with a sneering smile, as he indicated the Doctor.

"Hey, I know I'm not your type." The Doctor said rolling back and forth from heal to toe and back again.

"I'm missing all the right parts." The Doctor put a hand pointing at each side of his body and indicated from chest to feet. Then he clasped his hands together and said "Most importantly missing the demon blood."

Dean snorted a laugh.

"That's not funny Dean." Sam growled.

"Hmm." Dean said moving his head from side to side in a yes-it-kind-of-is way.

"Let's go." Sam growled at The Doctor as Sam walked out the door.

"Oh Doc…your bowtie." Dean said taking Eleven's bow tie out of his pocket.

"What? Bowties are cool." The Doctor said stepping forward and taking it.

As the Doctor walked out the door and tying his bowtie Jack walked in. The Doctor winked at Jack who did nothing in response.

Jack stumbled a bit as he closed the door.

"You're drunk." Dean said walking over to the locker and picking up his Taurus Model 92 9mm, he striped it down.

"Shhhh my wife might hear you." Jack joked putting his finger to his lips.

"You know that joke doesn't get any funnier the more you tell it." Dean said putting down pieces of the gun and starting to clean the gun.

"Come on." Jack said taking off his coat.

"How did you get this drunk? You were only gone five minutes!" Dean asked without looking at Jack.

"There were these twins." Jack giggled.

"Of course there were." Dean said with a hint of anger.

"Did you remember to ask about omens?" Dean asked cleaning the barrel of the gun.

"Yes and yes." Jack said taking his braces down.

"Wow I'm so overwhelmed with the information." Dean said sarcastically as he looked up from his gun.

Jack grabbed the barrel of the gun and put it on the locker where the rest of the parts lay.

"They said there had been strong winds." Jack said breathing lightly on dean's neck.

"Hard rains." Jack said licking Dean's carotid artery.

"And cattle mutilations." Jack said grabbing Dean by the manhood, tightly.

Dean grabbed Jack's hand and got him to let go.

"You stink of booze." Dean said facing away from Jack.

"I taste like it too." Jack said leaning in.

Dean allowed their lips to touch, then their tongues.

When Dean pulled away he ran his tongue over his lips and pulled his bottom lip into his mouth.

Jack pushed Dean on to the bed.

Jack took his own shirt and vest off, he leant down and unzipped Dean's jeans.

Jack stood up again.

"What it's laundry day." Dean said defensively.

Dean's underpants showed the bat signal, it was definitely beaming.

Jack pulled them down, in fact Jack removed every piece of Dean's clothing and Dean removed what was left of Jack's.

Dean and Jack were so connected mind, body and soul that they didn't hear the flapping that usually announced Cas's arrival.

Cas was standing at the edge of the bed behind Dean.

Dean turned and saw Cas.

"Cas get out of my-"

"I wasn't in your-" Cas began to say.

"Well I can't say the same." Jack said lying down on his back, still naked and still aroused.

Dean sat up and covered his own waist. He signalled Jack to do the same.

Jack laughed.

"He's seen it all before."

"So!" Dean shouted.

"This is awkward." Cas said in his gravelly voice.

"It doesn't have to be." Jack said smiling.

Dean gave Jack an affronted look.

"Look can we have a minuet to get dressed?" Dean asked Cas.

"I'll wait in here." Cas said stepping into the small bathroom.

Jack moved forward and kissed Dean's neck.

"Jack, Cas is like four feet away." Dean said.

Jack ran his hand down Dean's sweat bathed chest, Jacks hand slips under Deans sheet.

All thoughts of Cas fly out of Dean's head.

Then the door bangs open.

"Seriously!" Dean roared.

Dean and Jack turn to see a red faced Sam and an elated Doctor.

"I'm just…" Sam mumbled pointing to his right. He stepped to the right out of the door frame.

"Is this a privet party or can anyone join it? I always say you should bring a banana to a party." The Doctor said rubbing his hands together.

"We've got two of our own thanks." Dean said before Jack could say anything.

"I'm going for a coke." Sam shouted and his large heavy footsteps faded.

"Can you shut the door." Dean snapped at the Doctor.

The Doctor walked into the room and shut the door.

"I was hoping you would be on the other side." Dean said sounding annoyed.

The Doctor smiled and Jack laughed.

There was a popping sound and Crowley was standing at the wall across from the bed.

"Is this a bad time?" Crowley asked smoking a cigar.

"Sure why not?!" Dean said flinging his arms out in an of-course-you-are-here way.

"I popped in to see how you were getting on with the apocalypse thing, but I can see you have bigger …issues on your hands." When Crowley was finished speaking he returned the cigar to his mouth.

Jack winked at Crowley.

"Dude I'm right here." Dean reminded Jack.

"I'm surprised flyboy isn't here." Crowley commented.

"I'm in here." Cas answered.

Dean hit his hand off his forehead.

"In there the whole time, were we?" Crowley asked Cas after Crowley clicked his fingers and the bathroom door opened.

"No." Cas answered "only some of the time." As he walked into the room.

Crowley laughed "Not exactly what I'd call a closet."

Crowley clicks his fingers and disappeared.

"Ok." Dean said, but before he can add anything Crowley reapers, with Sam.

"What the?" Sam says facing the wrong way. He turns around and sees Dean and Jack "Oh come on seriously Crowley?" Sam says turning back around to face the wall.

"What I thought you were missing the show." He said laughing.

Just then the door opens again.

"Doctor?!" Came this sweet voice.

"Oh I'm sorry." Clara said when she looked into the room and went to leave but the Doctor grabbed her.

"This." He said pulling her into the room and closing the door.

"Is my ex Jack." The Doctor indicated to him by pointing.

Clara gave an embarrassed wave and turned redder when Jack winked.

"His current boyfriend, Dean." Everyone heard the emphases that The Doctor put on the word current.

"Cas he's an angel, also one of Jack's ex's." The Doctor said.

"Really an angel?" Clara gasped.

"Yeah they're not all that." The Doctor continued the introductions.

"That's Crowley a demon and nobody's anything."

"Oi" Crowley said in his booming voice.

"Sold his soul for a few extra inches." The doctor added leaning into Clara to whisper.

The Doctor sees her confused look so he winks and can tell Clara understands now.

"Oh." She said blushing.

"And you have already met Sam, Dean's brother."

Sam waved without turning around.

"Oh wow that's awkward." She said.

"Tell me about it." Sam remarked.

"Everyone this is Clara." The Doctor announced.

Everyone said an awkward hello except for Crowley who said "Bonjour ma chère."

"Look as nice as this is can you all leave?!" Dean said losing his patients.

"Yes!" Sam said turning towards the door.

"Cas go with Sam, wait in the car." Dean said and Cas zapped Sam and himself to the car.

"Crowley can you go back to hell." Dean was telling him more than asking.

"The hell." Clara said.

"Love it's not a secret sex dungeon I'm a Crowley not a Grey." Crowley answered her.

"Crowley!" Dean yelled.

"Pity." Crowley said biting his lip as he looked at Dean and Jack.

"Toddles." Crowley said and clicked his fingers.

"Doctor can you-?" as Dean began to speak Jack stood up completely naked.

Clara turned sidewise and put her hand up to her face so she couldn't see Jack.

"Wait in the T.A.R.D.I.S?! Sure we will. Come on Doctor." Clara said pulling him outside.

"I wasn't finished." The Doctor said but Clara pulled him out and shutting the door.

Dean started to get dressed.

"Dean we're not done." Jack said getting back onto the bed.

"I am." Dean said standing up after tying the laces in his boots. His chest still bare as he went to walk to the bathroom.

"Well I'm not." Jack was kneeling on the bed his enthusiasm still showing.

"Here!" Dean said bending over into his rucksack and taking out a copy of Busty Asian Babes.

"Have at it." Dean said throwing the skin mag at Jack.

"This is for you." Jack said indicating his groin.

"Really because a minute ago it looked like it was for anyone." Dean said standing where Crowley had.

"Dean I flirt, so what, you knew that about me." Jack said.

"Yeah but this is different."

"I'm your's and only your's. So what if I bat my eyelids at other people. That's nothing. What I feel here is for you." Jack said walking over to Dean and putting Deans hand over his heart.

"And here." Jack said slowly moving Dean's hand downwards until Jack had to close his eyes.

Jack leant forward and held the back of Deans head to hold his mouth closer to his.

To be continued …