Title: Life With A Pregnant She Wolf

Rating: T

Pairing: Leah/Paul

Disclaimer: I do not own anyone or anything from Twilight!

Summary: Sequel to Packs Opinions. Leah and Paul deal with the up and downs of pregnancy and the road to parenthood. Throw in vegetarian vampires, a vengeful ex, a pack of shapeshifters, crazy mood swings, and you get a whole lot of drama. Will Paul and Leah be able to handle everything that is thrown their way? Is the love they share strong enough to handle the pressures of life? What do Sam and Emily have planned for revenge?

AN: This is the first chapter to the sequel I promised you all! I had planned to finish "Oddity Of Us" first, but it did not work out that way. This was nagging to be written and I just couldn't wait any longer. For some reason writing Paul and Leah is just really fun for me. I love how they both have tempers and don't take shit from anyone. Their personalities clash and yet somehow they make sense. Well they make sense to me anyways.

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I barely had time to duck before the vase went flying past my head and into the wall behind me. Bits of glass and water bounced of the wall and onto my skin. I didn't get the chance to wipe it off because not ten seconds after the death of Esme Cullens favorite vase, one of the leech doctors heavy dictionaries came whizzing in my direction. I flung myself to the left right before it connected with my chin. I held my hands out infront of me as other items were hurtled my way.

"Leah! Leah stop! I'm sorry ok?" I wasn't quite sure what I was appologizing for but lately it didn't seem to matter. If Leah was upset or angry, I was always to blame.

Ever since the night Sam Uley tried to take my fiancee away from me, Leah and I had been staying with the Cullens. Trust me, I had been against the idea from the very start. I didn't trust the bloodsuckers and I wouldn't have allowed Leah to come here if I'd been given another choice. It was all Jacob Black's idiotic idea. When Sam had went to the elders about what he called Leah and I's betrayal, we had be told to leave La Push until further notice. They council decided they should talk about what should be done about our unborn baby. Sam had them convinced my child was the next Custard coming to kill them all.

Since niether myself or Leah had much money, Jake had asked the Cullen's if we could stay with them. Dr. Leech M. D. and his wife had said yes instantly. The other parasites had not all been as welcoming. The mind reader had protested almost immediately. He feared for his precious girlfriends safety. The pansy of a vampire thought Bella the leech lover could be in danger if a war broke out amongst the wolves. He thought it would be better if his family gave us money to get our own place away from him and his mortal whore of a girlfriend. I had declined when he offered. I didn't need his fucking charity. It's not my fault his girlfriend is a magnet for danger. If Leah accidently ate her because of her crazy pregnancy horomones, it wasn't my fault.

The tiny bloodsucker who Leah had taken to calling Tinker belle, she had been beyond on the moon to learn Leah and I would be staying with them. The pixie blood drinker already had a nursery designed, (Even though I told her we wouldn't be staying that long.) and I'm pretty sure she'd bought everything the Baby Gap had in stock. The overly happy, energetic, seer couldn't be happier that my she wolf fiancee was pregnant. We had been informed that she was now able to see Leah and our baby in her visions. My best guess is it had something to do with my kids super wolf powers. She still couldn't see me and for that I am greatful. That's probably part of the reason she didn't bother me much.

Shorties husband, Jasper Hale, the one covered in scars and who twisted emotions around. Well I hate to say this but he had become my saving grace. If it were not for him, I had no doubt in my mind Leah would have killed me by now. I don't know if it's a Leah thing, a wolf thing, or a pregnancy thing which gives Leah the urge to decapitate me on a daily basis, but if it weren't for the Cival War bloodsucker, I would be nothing other than a memory. His ability to calm my crazy, horomone raged fiancee was a godsend. He was the only leech of this family I could actually stand to be around. He wasn't a hundred year old virgin like Edward, or a giant perverted toddler like Emmett. If the situation had been different and he wasn't a bloodsucker, we could possibly have been friends.

Speaking of the bear like vampire, Emmett Cullen did not really have an opinion about Leah, myself, or the baby. The only thing he was concerned about, was whether or not he could take me down in a wrestling match. So far he'd been unsuccessful. He was alright for a parasite I suppose. If he kept making sexual comments about Leah or pup jokes about my kid, I wasn't sure how long he would last. He may think he's indestructable but he hadn't been on Leah Clearwaters bad side as of yet. I'm pretty sure my fiancee could take him down if she tried.

His wife, the bitch from hell as I called her, tolerated me and doted on Leah. If Leah liked women I may have feared she would leave me for the blonde leech. At first Rosalie only tolerated Leah because she loved the idea of having a baby in the house. (Why did this bloodsuckers think this was a permanent thing?) After a couple days, on one of Bella's visits to the Cullen home, Leah had been in a particularly vicious mood. Isabella Swan opened her mouth and commented on the she wolf and how she seemed to glow with pregnancy.

Leah had not taken that well at all. She snarled at the human and proceeded to tell her why pregnancy wasn't all that great. I'd learned more about Leah's pregnancy than I ever wanted to know. "You think it's all great you leech loving whore? I'm barely a month along and already I'm tired all the time, I eat everything in sight, I cry for no fucking reason, I go to the bathroom every hour, I have gas so bad it could be considered toxic. The sad thing is all of the mentioned is the easy stuff! Don't you tell me I'm glowing and don't pretend you care about how I feel! You don't care about me you stupid bitch.."

Then she had burst into tears for no reason. After that moment Leah and Rosalie bonded and were now BFF's. My bitchy fiancee and the bitchy blonde got along so well it was terrifying. Don't get me wrong, I was happy Leah had another female friend to fill the void of Emily, but did it have to be the blonde bloodsucker? Couldn't my girl have normal friends? Why must the she wolf bond with a leech? It was something I couldn't change and I know I have to get over it someday. There is just no way a bloodsucker is going to be the godmother to my kid. It's not happening, no matter how much Leah may want it that way.

Speaking of the love of my life..Leah was not only throwing shit at me, she had added words. "You! This is your fault you horny bastard! Couldn't keep your dick in your fucking pants! You practically jumped whenever you saw me! I couldn't walk around a corner or bend over without you wanting a peice of me. It's no fucking wonder I'm pregnant you man whore!"

I raised my eyebrow at her. "Me? I'm the horny bastard? Please! Your the one who pounced on me whenever we were alone. You couldn't wait to get me naked and be underneath me."

Wrong thing to say I found out as soon as the words left my mouth. Leah glowered and placed a hand on her hip before looking down and motioning to her jeans that wouldn't button. "They won't zip up or button! I'm getting fat and it's all your fault you wolfy man whore! I am never having sex with you again!"

Shaking my head, I ran my fingers threw my hair. "Fine."

Agreeing with her usually ment I was off the hook. That was not to be in this case. Leah looked at me and tears welled up in her eyes. Oh no she was going to cry. I hated it when girls cried. I especially hated it when Leah cried. "Fine? Y-Y-You don't want me anymore do you? You think I'm a fat cow! Y-You think I am ugly!"

I closed my eyes for a moment wishing I could be somewhere else. Opening my eyes, I stepped forward and opened my arms to her. "Leah, you know I love you and find you attractive baby. It's ok for you to gain wieght-"

A sharp stinging sensation washed over my cheek. "So you admit you think I'm fat?" Leah growled in my face. "You made me this way! It's all your fault!"

I snarled at her. "It's always my fault isn't it Leah?"

I had tried being patient with her but it did not seem to be working. I was loosing my temper and I knew Leah was not to blame for her crazy horomones. Just as I was ready to appologize, a cold pale hand pulled me out the door. I was face to face with Rosalie Hale. "Are you trying to get her to kill you? Don't you know how to keep your mouth shut?"

"Why am I getting screamed at today? I didn't do anything wrong!" I complained to the blonde leech.

The bloodsucker rolled her eyes. "Right. Look I came to save you from death by Leah. You go do whatever it is you do and I'll handle Leah."

Looking at Rosalie I contemplated staying to calm Leah down myself. When I heard her yelling again threw the door I decided to let the leech face the firing squad. "Ok then. If Leah asks.." I paused. "If she asks where I am..lie. Tell her I went out with Jacob or something."

"Where are you really going?" Bitch barbie asked with her arms crossed over her chest.

"None of your damned buisness." I snapped and headed out of the house. I decided I should do something to make Leah feel better. So I was going shopping. Ugh, I was going shopping. With a sigh I stormed out of the house and began counting down the seconds before my kid would enter the world and Leah would go back to normal. It couldn't come fast enough if you asked me. What the hell had I gotten myself into?

AN: So this was a short first chapter but I liked it. Let me know what you thought ok? Oh and if you have any ideas that would like to see happen let me know!