A/N: Hello people. Yumi-no-Taiyo (Yumi) and I are co-writing this story. We got this idea from us role playing a lot. To dispel any confusion, we have just moved into the house but not necessarily Konoha. Meaning, we were already living in Konoha. By co-writing this we have decided that one person does one chapter and the other person does the next chapter. The first chapter is mine (Michaela's). Enjoy the first chapter/episode of The Family Life of the Uchihas!
A/N 2: Hey people (Lol, this is always a good start) This is a story which I'm co-writing with my friend Michaela (MichaelaTheUchiha) It's about the up and downs in daily family life of the Uchihas. It's build up as a sitcom/play (with Commercial) and each chapter will be an episode. Michaela and me will rotate, one person will do a chapter and then the other one will do the next. This first one is Michaela's. Five people, four of them Uchihas by blood move together. Can this work out? We'll see...
Note: Naruto does not move in with the Uchihas but sleeps over sometimes.
Note 2: Yumi does have an account on fanfiction, however, she does not use it anymore. Errr...I think? But, Yumi has a different profile name on fanfiction then on deviantart which this was originally for.
The Family Life of the Uchihas
Chapter 1
Scene: 6 people; two adults, one male and one female, three teenagers, two boys and one girl, and one baby, girl, held by the woman. All of them in front of a big house, ten colored with a huge lawn and backyard. There are boxes all around the six people and furniture.
Michaela: We're finally here! (raises hands in air)
Yumi: Shush, (places index finger to mouth) Tsuki is still sleeping.
Michaela: (whispers) Gomen -sorry-
Sasuke: How exactly are we going to move the boxes inside?
Naruto: (uses Kage Bushin and the clones picks up some of the boxes then starts putting everything away) Aren't you glad I'm here?
Sasuke: Yadda -no-
Naruto: (pouts)
Michaela: (rolls eyes and create Kage Bushin that also picks up some of the boxes and puts them away) I'm here as well.
Sasuke: (mutters) Stupid people with stupid high amount of chakra...
Itachi: Hn...Only Sasuke can't pull off the Kage Bushin as well as everyone else.
Yumi: (chuckles softly) True.
Sasuke: Hn.
Naruto & Michaela: (rolls eyes)
Naruto clone: (runs out of the house) We're done boss! The Michaela clones as well!
Michaela & Naruto: (dismisses all the clones)
Michaela: (slaps Naruto up top the head) Baka. -stupid, idiot-
Yumi: What did Naruto-kun do now?
Naruto: (mumbles something)
Yumi: What was that?
Naruto: Broke 20 million yen vase.
Yumi: (smiles sweetly and has an aura of calm around her) Once I put Tsukiko to bed, you're dead.
Naruto: (whimpers)
Sasuke: (laughs)
Itachi: (shakes head ruefully)
Michaela: (smiles) See you in hell!
Naruto: I am so fucked.
Commercial Break: Quiznos, MMM...MMM...Good! Toasty!
Scene: Yumi, Itachi, Sasuke, Naruto and Michaela are sitting in the living room. Yumi and Itachi are sitting on a loveseat drinking tea while Michaela is sitting on an armchair, drinking Root Beer, while Sasuke, on one side of the couch, is drinking coke and Naruto, on the other side is drinking orange Fanta.
Naruto: (has a black eye and a couple of bruises) You're so mean Yumi-chan!
Sasuke: Baka Dobe -stupid deadlast-
Naruto: What was that teme? -bastard-
Michaela: Children, please, calm down.
Sasuke & Naruto: (rolls eyes)
Naruto: You're the same age as us!
Michaela: But I don't act like five year olds.
Itachi: (chuckles) You both are getting your asses owned at verbal sparring.
Sasuke: (blushes faintly) Urusai Aniki! -Shut up older brother-
(Knock on door)
Yumi: (sighs) I'll get it. (walks to the door and opens it) Yes?
Kiba: Can Naruto, Michaela, and Sasuke come with us?
Ino: We want them to come to a party!
Yumi: (Yells) Naruto, Michaela, Sasuke! Kiba and Ino are hear for you!
Michaela & Sasuke: (From living room) Yadda.
Naruto: (from living room) It'll be fun!
Ino: (yells) we're going to eat ramen, drink sake, and eat udon!
Naruto, Michaela, & Sasuke: (at the doorway)
Naruto: What are you waiting for? Let's go!
Michaela: Sake!
Sasuke: Hnn...
Commercial Break: Are you tired of the stains never coming out? Well then you need Oxi-clean! It gets the tough stains out!
Scene: Rookie Nine, their senseis, and Team Gai are all at a restaurant drinking alcohol and eating.
Kiba: (slurred) This is the good stuff, right here. (puts sake bottle close to hear)
Sasuke: (mutters) and then there were four.
Michaela: Lee doesn't count. He isn't allowed to drink alcohol.
Naruto: Three then.
Sasuke: How come we're the only ones that are not buzzed/drunk.
Michaela: I've drank since I was five or so and I've built a bit of an immunity.
Naruto: I have the fuzz ball to thank, but give me a couple more bottles and I'll be drunk.
Sasuke: Then how come I'm not buzzed after a bottle of sake.
Michaela: (drinks some sake and shrugs) hell as I know.
Naruto: (sighs) If only Gaara was here. Maybe he's a fun drunk!
Sasuke & Michaela: (shivers)
Michaela: I can't imagine that. Gaara, a fun drunk? We'd all be screwed.
Sasuke: I wonder what aniki and Yumi are doing?
Scene Change
Scene: At the house in the master bedroom, kissing sounds could be heard.
Scene Change
Naruto: They're probably just playing shouji.
Michaela: (takes another shot of sake and calmly says) Maybe they're having sex.
Naruto & Sasuke: (splutters)
Michaela: (looks at both of them weirdly) It's an option. Kid's asleep, no one else in the house... perfect opportunity to have sex.
Sasuke & Naruto: (stares at Michaela weirdly)
Michaela: (shrugs) Hey, I'm a girl. I gotta enjoy the finer things in life.
Naruto: For most girls it'll be dresses or hair. For you it's porn, alcohol and weapons.
Michaela: (shrugs and take another shot of the sake) I don't judge you, you don't judge me.
Sasuke: (looks up at the ceiling and thinks) Kami-sama -god- please make me drunk.
Michaela: Oi! Another sake bottle!
Next Morning:
Scene: Dining room; Yumi and Itachi are sitting down, both are having coffee. Itachi is reading the newspaper while Yumi is eating breakfast. Naruto is asleep on the couch with a hang over and Michaela is coming down the steps. Sasuke is upstairs, also with a hang over.
Michaela: (cheerfully) Morning!
Yumi: And how was your evening?
Michaela: Everyone got dead drunk 'cept me. Sasuke and Naruto are going to have massive hangovers. (smiles evilly)
Naruto: (groans from living room) What hit me?
Michaela: (runs to Naruto) Good morning sunshine!
Naruto: (glares) Good morning my ass. How come you don't have a massive hang over.
Sasuke: (coming down from the stairs) It's definitely not fair. How come we get hangovers and you don't?
Michaela: Because I'm awesome like that and you're not?
Naruto: I'm the one with the demon!
Michaela: A sadistic demon that doesn't let you get drunk until like three bottles and doesn't kill your hangovers.
Sasuke: I'm going to find out how you do it!
Michaela: Oh! Well I kiss this guy with tongue while he undresses me... Of course Yumi and Itachi know all about it.
Yumi & Itachi: (blushes)
Sasuke & Naruto: (blushing madly and yells) NOT THAT IT! (clutches head from the loud noise)
Michaela: Then be more specific. (rolls eyes) So, Yumi, had to clean the sheets this morning?
Yumi: (blushing) Urusai.
Michaela: Did Itachi make you scream? Is that why your voice is so hoarse?
Yumi: (glares) Seriously, urusai.
Michaela: (pouts) Ara, you're no fun!
Itachi: (chuckles)
