"Colonel Mustang! I found something weird with our subordinates!"

"Well, what is it, Hawkeye?"

"It's a giant metal head."

"... A giant metal head?"

"Yes; I got Ed and Al to carry it here for me. Speaking of those two where are they!?"

"Right here, Ms. Hawkeye..."

"What's wrong, shorty? The fake head to heavy for you to carry?"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT EVEN BACTERIA LOOK OVER HIM?!"

"You, Pipsqueak."

"Big Brother! Please calm yourself!"

"Hey, ochibi-chan!"

"What do you want, Envy?!"

"I just wanted to spar..."

"Go away!"

"Fine! I'll go hangout with Pride!"

"What are we going to do about the head..."

"Who cares."