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Chapter 1: Mr. Powers?

If you just happened to be walking down 32nd London street 11:30 a.m. a certain Saturday night, you would have immediately been knocked off your platforms by the swooping of an electric-red Cadillac swerving down the road blaring "Hey, baby!" You would have been compelled to give the looser a one-fingered tribute, but you wouldn't have dared to when you saw that irresistible smile, the one that lighted up his face now.

"I take it you are enjoying your new automobile," a white-haired British man said, his face on a computer screen near the steering wheel.

"Absolutely! This baby's got a crankin horsepower!"

"Indeed, Mr. Powers. We have also added a time machine and transporter. However, during testing they were displaying some complications. It would be wise if. Mr. Powers? Mr. Powers? Hello? Are you there?"