Link the hero of dank was lightin up in front of ganons castle one day when all of a sudden the shitty sages came down and made a fukin rainbow road to tha catsle. " link u gotta beat ganoon and save hyrule ' said rauru. ' lmao more like high rule amiright " said link as he drank another weed.

And just like that there go that boy over the rainbow into hell. Link dropped his weed somewhere along the way but thts okay because he had 4 more in his satchel. There was some dark magic goin on and blockin the way but link didnt give a shit he was too fuckin high he just kept on goin all tha way up 2 da castle.

Ganon was bein a dweeb and playing the clarinet piano when he got there, also princess zelda was suffocatin in a crystal but no one gives a fuck abt her so. Anywho ganon turned around and started 2 monologue but link was really fucking high so he couldnt hear anything.

" the triforce parts are resonating " evil ganevil said evily. " lmao what " said link, as he lit up another weed noodle. Ganon sniffed the air fr likee 20 minutes and shouted " IS THAT A WEED " " ye " link dabbed and offereed the weedle to gan. They puff puff passed that shit for 420 minutes until ganoon was like " ya knw what fuck it i wont take over hyrule yall is chill " and they lived dankily ever after