Title: Questions and Answers

Summary: " Ed, if you don't mind… Explain to me why the hell are you munching on a bowl of cereal on my bed… at nearly twelve in the morning." Drabble.

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist

Pairing: RoyEd

Warning:…A human-turned-demonic Flame Alchemist?


Questions and Answers

Edward hummed a soft tune to himself as he sat, cross-legged, on Roy's luxurious big bed, a bowl in his left hand. His eyes were closed and a smile was plastered on his face. Unfortunately for the Fullmetal Alchemist, the blond did not hear the sound of the bedroom door opening. A deliberate cough caught Edward's attention, and he briefly registered something in his mind.

" Ed, if you don't mind… Explain to me why the hell are you munching on a bowl of cereal on my bed… at nearly twelve in the morning."

" Er… I… was hungry…?" Edward replied sheepishly.

" That still doesn't explain why you are eating on my bed."

" Err… Because… It is really comfy…? And besides, it's not really just your bed now…" Edward answered.

" …Edward… What have I said about the bed?"

" Never to eat on the bed…?" Edward said.

" So… why the hell are you munching on a bowl on cereal… on the bed?"

" …I should run for it, shouldn't I?" Edward asked.

" Yes. Before I torch you. I'm giving you a three second head start."

With that, Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist, gulped, grabbed his bowl of cereal, which, of course, has no milk in it, and run for the safety of his life, from the danger of a very demonic-looking Roy Mustang, Flame Alchemist.


A/N: Gosh… This is only my second FMA fic… I haven't been writing for this fandom for a long time… Anyway, I might have gotten a little rusty in the FMA fandom, so thanks for reading.