Hodgins' Guide to annoying his colleagues.
Hodgins' turn- I've done Brennan and Angela now- he was feeling left out. Oh and I don't own anything mentioned in this story- all I own is a room full of crap. I really should give it a tidy. Anywho- on we go...
"King of the lab."
That annoyed Zack. When Hodgins was the one saying those words- it annoyed Zack like crazy.
Using the correct scientific names of insects in some long, ridiculously fast speech about what killed body number five. Lucanus elaphus? Booth would ask.
Stag Beetle.
"Well then say Stag Beetle and get off my desk." Would be Booth's reply.
Which brings up another was to annoy the Special Agent- sit on his desk and make the formal atmosphere disappear and replace it with uncomfortable silence. Lots of silence, until one of them would produce a manly cough and go off to look at soil or Brennan's ass.
You decide who did which.
Conspiracy theories annoyed all of Hodgins' colleagues immensely and he knew it. The crazy theories, the ridiculously obvious theories and the theories that Hodgins was certain were not theories at all but were, in fact true.
Secret cults, love children of famous politicians and blue not really being a colour, that kind of thing.
His beard had annoyed Cam- he was sure of that. The way her eyes squinted and the fact that she avoided looking at it had been a dead giveaway. Then he had shaved it off and suddenly the bottom half of his face would get cold when it was windy but Angela seemed to like the new look so, it stayed.
However, the one thing that annoyed Hodgins about his colleagues was their collective lack of a TV, DVD player or common knowledge of sci-fi or slasher movies.
He already had a plan to educate Dr Brennan on the wonders of Battlestar Galactica and Star Wars, for it annoyed her when he would drop that into conversation his theory that Darth Vader was not actually Anakin Skywalker or Luke's daddy.
Hodgins hoped that he annoyed another man too. Angela's husband- the giant. Hodgins may not be tall as a house, beautiful or be able to build a hut for his love but he was vigorous and burly. And had Angela, which was something Tiny Tim did not have.
Zoom, zoom, zoom.
I hate this one, it just would not flow right- plus I can't seem to type well today- sorry if there are any glaringly obvious spelling errors. :S
Apart from that- what did y'all think?
