Yes people. I am still alive! I just don't really update.Gomenasai. Heh. o.o;; Oh oh oh and midyear exam is finished! Maths was so fucking hard. Teacher lied to us! He said it would be easy as pie. Hmm… pie.

This is my first fanfic with DEIDARA in it. WHOO HOOO! And two other Akatsuki members. ENJOY PEOPLE!

I own Deidara, Naruto and everything else.

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Prologue

Deidara POV.

Yo. The name's Deidara and what I am about to tell you is that, I hate my life, un.

Every since Sasori-danna died.

Who is this Sasori ? He was my partner, a fellow artist, master of puppets and my danna,un. He was killed by a pink haired kunoichi from Konoha and his grandma, un. Yes I know! His GRANDMA and a PINK HAIRED GIRL. FRIGGIN PINK HAIR! That was so lame… cough No offence, danna. Besides my danna, there is something else that made me hate my life, un. Leader-sama assigned me a new partner to replace Sasori no danna ,un. And GOD, my new partner is a complete retarded fool, un. What is his name you say? Very well, I shall tell you. His name is…

"HEEEEEY DEIDARA SENPAI!! HEEEEEEEEYYY!!" An orange masked weirdo suddenly popped out of nowhere and yelled in my ear.

"WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP TOBI?! YOU'RE HURTING MY FUCKING EARS, UN!"

"Ohhhh. I'm telling leader-sama you said the f word!"

"JUST SHUT UP TOBI, UN!!"

"Oh fiiiiiine then. Be that way then! Did I mention that you look like a girl? With that feminine hair of yours? TEEHEEE"

"……Say something stupid again and I will seriously hurt you, un" I gave him a death glare which he completely ignored. "Anyways, where was I, un? Oh yes. Tobi. That's his name, un. He is so damn annoying, like seriously, un. He messes up missions but in the end, he gets all the credit. I really really REALLY want to use my clay and blow him up into smithereens and turning him into one of my art, but nooooooo because Leader-sama would kill me, un. GOD, I hate Tobi and – "

"SENPAI! I thought you love me! Ever heard of this Chinese proverb? 'Da shi teng, ma shi ai'?? That means you love me so much that you keep on scolding me and hitting me! Right Senpai??"

"That does it." I molded some clay into my mouths on my hands and out popped two clay spiders which were heading towards Tobi in a rapid speed.



"Err… What are you doing, senpai? What are THEY doing, senpai?? OHMYFRIGGINGOD. GET THEM OF MEEEEEE!! GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!"

BANG.

"Finally. I should have done that just now. Ah shit. Leader-sama is calling us. I bet he is going to give us a mission. Hope he won't kill me for killing Tobi. Oh wait, he is still breathing but unconscious. Damn."

I sighed and began dragging Tobi –God, he is so damn heavy- to the Leader's office.

End of chapter one.

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Phew. Just a very short prologue. Oh and I was joking about me owning Deidara, Naruto and everything else. If I do own Naruto, Deidara would still be alive and not dead. I repeat, I DO NOT own Deidara or Naruto or everything else. Darn.

打是疼骂是爱 'Da shi teng, ma shi ai' – Da is hit. Shi is is. Teng is love. Ma is scold. Ai is love. My translation: Example - Parents scold or hit you because they love you? Yeah something like that.

Wiki translation: Beating is (a sign of) affection, (and) cursing is (a sign of) love. Sometimes harsh words or deeds can demonstrate one's love; Tough love is sometimes the only way.

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