Prologue

July 31st 2008

It was the usual, we're in Hell it's that hot, summer day. Kaito, the same man who wears a thick blue scarf and white trench coat, had to strip off his outer layers and into something light. He still wore those ugly boot cut pants and the dweeby looking pair of shoes.

"Why the fuck is it so hot out?" Kaito asked himself.

"Probably because you wear too much clothing," a voice replied.

"Ehh! MASTER! You almost scared me to death!" Kaito screamed.

"Oh I am so sorry, I forgot you're sensitive... anyways I have a task for you," Master said.

Behind him stood a six foot three purple samurai who had the most perplexed expression on his face.

'Wait! Is that lipstick?' Kaito thought. "Who's the gay looking samurai behind you?"

"Excuse Me?!" wailed the very bitter Samurai

"Did I just say that out loud?" Kaito asked with a blush from embarrassment across his face.

"Damn right you did!" The purple samurai responded coldly.

"I'll just leave you two to solve this quarrel," Master muttered as he snuck away from the blossoming fight.

"What's your name so I can have something to call you besides 'fuckface'?" Kaito snapped.

"Eck, like I would ever tell the likes of you. Old shitty brown boot cut pants, and this raggedy wife-beater. Man you must live in the dumps." The samurai said in a snide voice.

"Well at least I don't look like I came out of some weird anime convention. Otaku trash should burn in hell," Kaito retorted.

"TAKE THAT BACK!" The Samurai screamed.

"I don't know, it's kind of accu..." Kaito managed to spew out before he got punched in the face hard.

"That should teach you a lesson abo…" The Samurai muttered before his head collided into the wall and was knocked unconscious.

"Kaito! What the Fuck are you doing!?" Screamed an 'all too familiar' voice.

"Meiko? It'snotwhatit….. I mean it's exactly what it looks like" Kaito said in a panicked manner.

"Explain yourself! And Gakupo was just our newest addition to VOCALOID" Meiko demanded.

"Gakupo? Well anyways, this man, Gakupo, kind of showed up out of nowhere and he just had to wear the most punch-able outfit in existence." Kaito said.

"That's the best you can give me?" Meiko questioned in her stern voice.

"Yeeesssssss…." Kaito said, not so sure for himself.

Meiko called Len outside using her flip phone, because that boy sits on his ass playing FF7 Crisis Core all day and won't respond to her yelling his name from the floor below. Len although designed to be a 14 year old boy, was able to lift 80 pounds on each hand. That kid is something else. Maybe he got this idea to become a macho man after having a huge crush on Cloud Strife, his favorite video game character. Or maybe he wants to be Cloud Strife.

"whahahahaht?" Len whined in his disappointed voice after failing a mission in his game.

"Len, dear, could you be a kind gentleman and help Kaito bring Gakupo inside?" Meiko asked in her sickly sweet mother voice.

"Maybe after I redo this mission you kind of distracted me from." Len said with the phone pressed between his ear and his shoulder while he is holding his PSP in his hand.

Len. NOW!" Meiko yelled into the phone.

"Ugg fine, you owe me" Len said in his usual bratty teenage voice.

Len exited his sunshine yellow and sky-blue room. He stomped down the stairs and went outside to find the samurai laying on the ground and a dumbfounded Kaito next to him.

"It's not my fault. He punched me first" Kaito said trying to come up with his extremely questionable excuses.

"Really?" Len asked, astonished that Kaito would retaliate like that.

"Uhh yeah, him and his gay looking lipstick" Kaito said looking 'disgusted' at Gakupo.

"Says the gayest person in Vocaloid… Wait, do you actually have a crush on him?"

"Pfft no." Kaito retaliated trying his hardest to look repulsed by Gakupo's handsome face.

"Wait a second, he looks familiar… like I've seen him in my game." Len pondered "Genesis!"

"Genesis?" Asked Kaito not knowing who the fuck Genesis is.

"Yeah he literally has the exact same face as Genesis." Len said astonished that his favorite video game's characters are coming to 'life'. "So that means that his Voice Provider must be… Gackt!" Len screamed.

"You mean that bishi Pop-Rock artist who looks younger the more he ages?" Asked Kaito.

"Yeah that guy!" Len said.

Len and Kaito started to carry Gakupo's limp body inside, Len taking the arms and Kaito taking the legs. They rest him on the big black leather couch in the living room. It still kind of smells like alcohol from the time Meiko spilled Sake all over it. Leaving him on the couch in his slumber, Kaito and Len decided to go and play some FF7 CC together. More like Len plays and Kaito watches. When Len managed to get to that cut scene where Genesis tells Sephiroth that he's a monster, Kaito makes the most astonished face.

"Oh geez, he really does have the same voice and face as Genesis." Kaito said, still shocked.

"OH NO, I just hit a famous singer's son…." Kaito said startled.

"Do you think Gakupo would mind if I ask him to recite Loveless?" asked Len randomly.

"Go ahead and try. I doubt the bastard would do anything like that" Kaito bitterly stated.

'Everything is pitch-black…..' Gakupo thought as he was staggering in consciousness. Suddenly a bright light formed. In his blurry gaze, he saw a small teen with two motherfucking huge pigtails on the sides of her head. Geez how did this girl's head not fall off her neck? She had on what looked like a very modified and skimpy version of a school girl's uniform.

"Hey… are you okay?" she asked gently. "My name is Miku, Hatsune Miku." She stated like it was the most obvious thing.

"Miku….. Where's that blue haired bastard? I am going to wring him one" Gakupo grumbled bitterly.

"Oh, he's in Len's room probably playing FF7 Crisis Core or something like that" Miku said. "Wait did he do this to you?" Miku worriedly asked.

"No, I just fell down 10 flights of stairs" Gakupo sarcastically retorted

"Well that's no good, I will make Kaito apologize for his rude actions." Miku said in a sweet voice.

"That fi…. No wait, please do. I also want him to do a small favor to make up for it. Gakupo plotted with a smirk on his face.

"I'll get him down here in just a minute." Miku said catching on to his plans.

Gakupo, still lying on the couch with the worst migraine ever, has been hearing the two bicker upstairs for like 10 minutes. When the yelling came to a stop, he heard shuffling down the stairs. With what little strength he had, he looked over so see Miku dragging Kaito over by the ear. What a scary freshman indeed.

"Don't you have something to say Mister? Miku nagged to Kaito.

"Uhh sorry….. What I did was wrong" Kaito said with a slight hint of sarcasm.

"And?" Miku pushed on the lack of an apology.

"Is there any way I could make it up to you" Kaito grunted.

"There is. You see, I finished making a song called Dancing Samurai and I would totally love for you to be in the music video. But for now I have an alternative video for the song." Gakupo expressed with a sadistic smile.

"Can I? Can I please be in it? PLEASE? Len begged in his most childish voice ever.

"uhh yeah…. Sure….." Gakupo said slowly.

The Door suddenly opened with full force making a loud bang when it hit the wall.

"Hey losers, I have some great news!" Rin bragged as she swaggered her way into the room.

"What she means to say is that Master has some important information for us." Meiko said.

"As the younger ones know, they have to go to school. They've already started their first term. Second Term of school will start around early September. The rest of you will be assigned as teachers. Master declared as he pointed at the three adults in the room.

"Meiko, you're going to be a Japanese teacher at the Elementary school. Kaito, you're going to be a Chemistry teacher at the High School. And Gakupo, you will be the History teacher at the High School as well as a coach for the Elementary baseball team." Master read off his notes.

"WHAT THE FUCK! I don't know Chemistry!" Kaito shouted like it was the most obvious thing.

"Well I guess you'll have to get cracking on those books then," master snidely said while he walked to the kitchen to make himself a sandwich. "Also, Gakupo, I want you to sleep on the third floor, that's where all the Internet Co. VOCALOIDs stay." He shouted from the Kitchen.

TBC…

AN/ haha this is only a partial troll fic. Though I tried to make everything historically "accurate" and also "accurate" to where they are (*cough cough* Japan). So my main ship is going to be GakuKai. And the other major ships are going to be LenKu RinGumi and MeiLuka. I will probably add a bunch of other teaser ships on the side as well. Like a one-sided Gakuluka or a failed relationship between Kaito and Miku or something. Might do some satire twincest while I'm at it. Probably going to have a shit ton of references to different stuff. Don't worry if you are a crazy Kaito fan who only likes to see him be a dorky ice cream prince. You will definitely see that in later chapters. I know someone got mad at me once for saying Kaito is Tsundere. He definitely is in my book. I want him to be extremely tsundere with Gakupo. I also thought it would be funny to make Len a Cloud Strife fan boy because I drew a picture of him once cosplaying as Cloud. I just had to make all those Gackt jokes because they are kind of true (and I will make some more in future chapters). Also the fight between Gakupo and Kaito was loosly based off of what Draco said to Ron. Next chapter will be there first day in second term of school.