Okay, so I was looking back at this story that I did a few years ago, and I saw all kinda of author's note junk and other stuff in it that I rambled about as a newbie, so I decided to clean the thing up a bit. Maybe correct some errors too and edit some stuff. I hope you enjoy this revised edition of my fic. :)
Disclaimer: Invader Zim is property of Nickelodeon. Not me.
Super GIR
By Netbug009
It was a beautiful day, and the usual aura of chaos flooded the telescope room under Zim's "house". Zim tried to concentrate while GIR threw his piggy around the room.
"Super Pig away!" GIR yelled, making whooshing noises as he threw the pig again. Zim was actually surviving this madness well. Maybe he had just gotten used to it by now.
Then GIR decided Zim was the bad guy, and the whole thing went sour. GIR started throwing "Super Pig" at Zim's head.
"GIR!" Zim yelled. "Quit messing around and put on your thermal shield. We're going to the sun to study the radiation beams for stuff that might be useful to our mission."
"Yes Sir!" GIR said, eyes glowing red. He ran to the shield room, whooshing Super Pig around all the way.
"GIR is foolish. Superheroes don't exist. Nothing has the power to stop Zim!" Zim said to himself, then laughed the rest of the way to the ship.
The Voot Cruiser soared into space with Zim and GIR in Tow. Thermal Shields up, the sun's heat didn't even phase the machine's performance. Soon, they stopped as close to the sun as they could safely get.
"GIR! Since you have the most advanced heat shield, you need to install this mirror so it faces the laser gun perfectly. When I fire the laser, it will come back and enter the collection capsule, bringing along some of the sun's radiation." Zim explained.
"Okeey Dokeey!" GIR yelled, leaving the ship with the mirror. Amazingly, he fallowed orders, attaching it to the outside of the sun, and gave a thumbs up to Zim.
Zim charged the laser, and GIR got out of the way. Even he wasn't stupid enough to get in the way of an Irken weapon. They were always made to kill.
The laser fired and hit the mirror as planed.
But something went wrong.
The laser went the wrong way. Towards deep space.
Towards GIR.
The laser shot right through GIR's head. His teal accents became a deep grey. Zim caught him in the ship.
"GIR!" Zim yelled, unfeeling. "GIR! Get up you useless pile of junk!"
GIR didn't move.
"Great! You ruin another simple mission, and now I have to spend time that could be for used for other, more doomful stuff, fixing you." With that, Zim put GIR aside and drove the Voot Cruiser Home.
