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Kickin' it fan fiction
Chapter One- Mixed emotions
"So, guys, I was thinking that tomorrow we could all go to that new fancy restaurant across the street, you know Tino and Tina's Tortillas, if you guys are okay with Mexican…" Rudy said sweetly after swinging open the door of his office rather noticeably and loudly, crashing it uncaringly against the mess he liked to refer to as his unknown possessions piled high at the frames side.
"What's the occasion?" Kim asked, showing no small trace of what could have been categorized as excitement. "Yeah, do you need to tell us something man?" Jerry wandered clumsily over to Kim's side, his arms folded across his chest as if to demand an answer, weakly at that.
"You'll see." Rudy's pitch grew to new heights as he once again uncaringly let out a girly chuckle. "Do you just wanna try the food there like you do with every other new restaurant or café, or should I actually bother showing up?" Kim asked sarcastically, raising a perfectly shaped eyebrow in her sensei's direction.
"No…" Rudy protested meekly, waving a hand in front of his face as he spluttered. "Good," Jack started smugly, welcoming himself into the conversation just as he always did. "Because I don't think that any of us want to experience your 'natural causes' that could possibly have the impact of a nuclear bomb ever again." He stated, pulling a familiar face that they all knew so well.
"I told you Eddie, there is no way that Julie isn't going to kill me, although I don't exactly know what it was I did wrong…" Milton sounded baffled to say the least. "No idea what you did wrong, huh?" Eddie began. "Milton, you basically tore her down to a crumb in front of the whole school when you sang her that song." "What song?" Jerry turned his focus to Milton, as did Kim. "I wrote her a song, my dad said she would love it and that I would do the Krupnick's proud with my superb manliness." Milton puffed out his chest with a dork-like pride, which only made Jerry even more confused and Kim giggle almost uncontrollably at his statement.
"How did it go?" Kim asked, regaining her composure as well as finding a new found curiosity. "The song or the moment I sang it to her?" "The song" Jerry confirmed his best wishes. "Um Eddie, a little help here old buddy old pal?" Milton asked him nervously. "Oh, nu-uh, you're on your own with this one man." He held his arms up, denying his help to his friend.
"Alright…
When I first saw you in that chemistry class, I couldn't take my eyes off your bulging mass,
You held my gaze like you were a carrot and I was the rabbit,
Julie that was when I knew, you had it.
And in Geometry, when you told me you needed to pee,
And I said, make that we,
I knew we had something special,
Something still with its faults,
And when you carved me a heart in wood shop, and Jerry tried to eat it,
I took it from his mouth,
And said "Hey, Jerry, stop eating my hear-"
Milton was interrupted as Jerry sulkily denied the fired and very true accusation. "I didn't even get to the chorus yet, that was the best part of the song, no doubt." Milton gazed at the roof as if it were the sky as Eddie shook his head in disbelief. "That was when she ran out of the room in tears." "
Tears of happiness no doubt." "Then why is she going to kill you?" "I think it might be because I only said happy three month anniversary an average 37 times."
"37 times? Are you kidding? Kelsey and I have been dating for longer than that and I haven't said it once." Jerry sounded strangely proud at his words.
"Oh, Jerry, you hopeless romantic." Kim said sarcastically, leaning into him and stroking his chest jokingly while gazing into his deep brown eyes.
Jacks POV
I came out of the locker rooms after putting my phone away in my gym bag and saw something I had never in my life expected to see, Kim was all over Jerry.
I, myself, even expected that that would have been the time I would have been laughing and embarrassing her about the whole thing, but it was just then that I did what could have only been the exact opposite.
I clenched my hands into fists as my jaw tensed and glowered at Jerry for a second, something that he did not notice at all, and then drove a disappointed look at Kim, I knew my eyes were sad, but they weren't droopy, they were actually unbelievably steady, and it wasn't long before Kim caught and held my gaze.
"Jerry? Are you kidding me? Of all people, why him? Seriously" I raged in my mind, and that was when I knew that I was really and truly jealous of the two of them. "Why are you jealous, she doesn't belong to you, she doesn't like you that way, you're friends, and you don't like her that way. "I told myself, unsurprisingly unable to believe any of it. "Why don't I think of another girl then?"
It wasn't that I had a crush on Kim, it was just that nobody really caught my attention, especially when I was around her, yeah I may have looked at Donna Tobin once or twice or maybe even ten times in the past, but while I thought she looked pretty good a few times, I knew I'd never truly be interested in her as more than a friend, that was if we even were that much.
Ugh, don't be ridiculous, you're bound to find someone, someone that's not Kim, now stop acting so protective and try to get over it.
I broke off the now exceedingly awkward yet in a way familiar eye contact that I shared with Kim and began practicing for an upcoming tournament.
I was flipping and kicking the dummies when I caught sight of one of the most beautiful girls I had ever seen, and it definitely wasn't Kim, fate? I thought so.
Alexis' POV
I walked into the dojo that Jerry had told me so much about, and for some reason I was nervous, I hadn't seen my cousin in years, due to the fact that we lived in different countries, which where, I might add, also located on different continents all together.
I took a deep breath and exhaled, walking into what I thought and just as well knew must have been the training room of the dojo.
I noticed a guy, who I guessed was about my age, he had shaggy brown hair and chocolaty eyes, and he was looking right at me, before I could take in any more about the guy I assumed must have been Jerry's friend or at least acquaintance, there was a loud voice trailing from the other side of the room.
"Cuz! Man it's been so long hasn't it; we've all missed you so much yo! Well I have, Pepito not so much, I don't think he's a big fan of women that are nice to him, that's why he seems to love my mom."
I lifted my gaze from the guy to Jerry, a grin stretching across my face and showing off the dimples pressed in at my cheeks that he liked to call my 'trademark'.
"Yeah, it has, I've missed you and our family too and honestly, and I'm not as frightened of Pepitos childish scariness as I was last time."
"But you were a child too back then?" He said, obviously confused, which was to me and what must have been everyone else who was in the room at the time, no great shock.
"Exactly,"
I noticed everyone was smiling with Jerry, and I shot him a look, one that he did not understand and chose to simply stand in front of me, all but blocking me from the view of most.
"Um, Jer, who are your friends?" I asked politely and quietly.
"Oh, right, this is Milton, he's unavailable." He joked, on the verge of laughter. Milton mumbled something and Jerry moved on. "That's Eddie." "Hi, it's nice to meet you" Eddie greeted me squeakily. "Nice to meet you too" "And here we have Rudy, our maintenance man." "So you must be the sensei," I ignored Jerry's untruthfulness and shook Rudy's hand. "I see you know him well." "Very well I'm afraid." I confirmed with a great deal of sarcasm. "That's Kim; she's the only girl here." He explained with no thoroughness at all. "And the guy who's been staring at you ever since you walked in…" Jerry muffled the middle part of the sentence, unaware that I had eagle hearing and could hear him without any trouble at all. "Is Jack" He concluded.
"Hi, I'm Alexis." I said kindly.
"Just so you know gentlemen, the available and the unavailable, Alexis has a boyfriend back home in Australia." He warned them, looking mostly at the guy I now knew to be Jack.
Jacks POV
After Jerry said that Alexis was off the market, I tried to lose the interest I had just discovered I had for her.
She had long shapely and tanned legs and a good figure and posture, long thoroughly curled dark brown hair, full lips, a sun kissed face and beautiful forest green eyes. I honestly had no idea how on earth she was related to the monkey-like Jerry, from what I could see and tell she was absolutely lovely.
"I do?" Alexis questioned, as if she was unsure of what Jerry had falsely indicated.
"I thought you would have…"
"I don't go around getting a new guy to 'fall in love' with me every day of the week, I'm not Brianna." She pointed a finger somewhat crossly at Jerry.
"True, anyway guys, stay away from her, she's too good for any of you, and she's like my baby sister." He warned once again.
"I hope you know that I have a visa now and that you're going to have to protect me a heck of a lot more than you usually would for the next six months."
Jerry's jaw dropped. "What?"
"Not so keen on being that big brother now, aye?" She provoked him sarcastically, and I couldn't help but smile.
Kim's POV
My jaw tensed and my body began to tighten when I became aware of Jack's sudden interest in Alexis, I didn't know whether I should have been angry or sad, and then I asked myself why should you feel any of those things Kimberly? Get a grip woman.
Alexis was truly beautiful, and her accent was something anyone could easily adore, I couldn't believe that she was actually related to Jerry, she must have been adopted into the family or something.
"Yes I'm 'keen' on taking care of you, why wouldn't I be, pssht."
"Oh, well by the way you exclaimed what? Before I thought you may have been feeling a little negative about the whole situation, that's all." She tapped him on the back playfully and turned to walk out of the dojo.
"So, Alexis, are you coming back any time soon?" I found myself almost unwillingly asking the Australian.
"If you want me to, I was going to let you guys train for now; I really wouldn't want to intrude…" She trailed off with her explanation and I strangely cringed at her words, she was just so perfect, how could I compare to that? I couldn't. We were chalk and cheese, and she was the better of the two.
"No, no you wouldn't be intruding." Jack and Eddie said simultaneously.
"Of course not" Milton said.
"You should stay, come on, I'll show you around here." I was thankful that those last words had come from Jerry rather than Jack, my jealousy was as good as indescribable when he basically gave her a valid invitation to stay in the dojo.
"Are you sure?"
"Sure I'm sure, you know anything about karate?" Jerry asked, obviously trying to make way for a conversation.
"Not a thing." Alexis admitted, a gorgeous smile once again almost making me want to embrace her with kindness, after all, she hadn't done a thing wrong, but had Jack really done anything wrong either?
