Tiny Oneshot bc I fucking can. Also. SUPER drunk right now. So….. that's why it's got no goodness in it, and I'm too tired to spellcheck. I love you all!


"Are you ready?" Emma asked, looking over at Regina who seemed incredibly nervous about what they were about to do.

"As I'll ever be," the brunette said with a gentle smile creeping over her lips.


~Twenty minutes prior~

The blonde grabbed the bottle from Regina's hand, bringing it to her lips. "We should get married," Emma said matter-of-factly.

Regina laughed at the comment and snatched the champagne back, downing the last of the bottle. "You're drunk, Swan."

"I'm quite sober, actually." Emma sat down beside Regina, producing another bottle out of thin air. She made quick work of undoing the foil seal, her thumb digging up under the cork making it go flying a few metres away once it was free.

"You just stopped your own wedding to one-handed guyliner and you want to marry me?"

"You're better looking, smarter, kinder…" Emma bumped their shoulder playfully. "Pretty."

"You're very drunk." Regina grabbed the new bottle, taking a large mouthful.

"Okay. Let's make a deal. You, marry me. And I'll do whatever you want me to for the rest of my life."

Regina looked at Emma like she had two heads and started laughing out loud, gaining the attention of Snow and David who were sitting at one of the tables across the room where they would have been to eat dinner at Emma and Hooks wedding.

Emma raised the bottle she grabbed off Regina towards them and beamed as she spoke loudly. "To happiness! To love! To never dealing with that fucking twat again!" She downed a few mouthfuls before scrunching her face up and handing the bottle to Regina as a small burp passed her lips.

Regina laughed softly at Emma's words and shook her head.

"Anything I want you to?" She tested the waters, gaining Emma's attention.

"Of course." Emma chirped, making a bottle of beer appear in her hand. She was over the champagne now. It tasted like alcoholic diet soda.

Taking a few sips of beer, she sighed happily and looked at Regina with a smile.

"I want you to tell me why you think we'll actually work if we were to marry."

"Well. One, I could rock your world and bed," Emma confidently said. "I'm not a bad person. I'm just bad at caring for myself. I don't like people, but I like you. I put up with everyone else. Henry is the exception of that. I love him-" she sipped the beer, murmuring a soft thank you to Regina who nodded in understanding.

She was thanking her for letting her stay in town. For allowing her to be around Henry.

"And two?" Regina asked.

"Two?" Emma blinked.

"You sounded like you had a whole list of reasons."

"Ohhhh!" Emma dragged out as nodded, staring into space at everyone who was invited to the wedding just seemed to be enjoying the reception that Emma shrugged having said it was paid for so have a good time.

"Emma?"

"Right… Two, you don't talk to me like I'm a child. You treat me like a person. Like someone else who wasn't sent away and broken, beaten and abused."

Regina's smile dropped a little.

"You make me feel… Whole. When I first saw you, Regina, my heart literally skipped a beat. I'd never believed in love. With Neal, he- he understood me. But it wasn't love."

"You love me?" Regina asked shocked.

Emma smiled nervously and chewed on her lower lip nervously.

"I need to hear you say it."

"Regina. I love you. A lot. You make me-"

"Stop!" Regina held her hand up and shook her head. "Save that for a minute."

Emma looked confused but watched with a breaking heart as Regina walked away from her. Thinking how that was it. She just wrecked it. Her chance at so-called true love. She should have kept her mouth shut.


Archie found Emma quietly looking down at her third beer, peeling the label back.

"Emma, I need you to come with me for a minute. It's an emergency." Archie said before not leaving her a second to talk as he walked towards the exit.

Emma down the rest of her drink and followed him out. Her dress that she hadn't bothered to change out of after the failed ceremony flowing behind her slightly as she picked up the pace to catch up to Archie. "What's going on?"

"Regina- She needs you…" He didn't stop to explain as they made their way to the well where Regina had earned Henry's love back all those years ago. Emma remembered climbing out of that well clear as day. Regina was the first one she saw, leaning against a tree looking exhausted but still so fucking beautiful.

"Regina?" Emma cleared her throat as she saw Regina standing there with a nice looking suit on. A few buttons were undone on her shirt. Henry stepped out from the other side of the well and bounced on his feet happily.

"You're already wearing a dress. Why make you change when I should just put a suit on for you instead? And like hell I'd make our son miss this," she explained as to why they weren't alone.

Emma was floored.

"Emma?" Regina hesitantly asked after not getting any movement or sound from the blonde.

"Hm?"

"I love you too." The brunette smiled.

"Are you both one hundred percent sure on this?" Archie asked as they stood by the well, staring lovingly into each other's eyes before Emma glance at Archie with a small nod.

"Are you ready?" Emma asked, looking over at Regina who seemed incredibly nervous about what they were about to do.

"As I'll ever be," the brunette said with a gentle smile creeping over her lips.


"Emma, Henry, Regina, Archie... Where did you all go to?" Snow blinked as the four of them came into the reception smiling about what had just happened.

"Party on!" Emma cheered to which she heard Ruby whoop from a distance. "I'll tell you later," Emma said to Snow.

"I love you, mums. Are you gonna tell anyone?" He asked.

"Not right now. Might leave it between us for a while." Regina smiled and kissed his cheek before walking off to get a drink after whispering in Emma's ear to meet at the blondes house in an hour for celebrating their wedding night alone where they could be as loud as they want.


A/N: It has been over a fucking year since I've posted or updated anything. I just wrote this within twenty minutes, so I apologise for any/all mistakes as I'm too drunk to care about spelling right now haha.

Being a shipper of SwanQueen and SuperCorp, I'm super proud of both my ships making it through the latest poll. Congrats to Swen.

All of you be good to one another. For all of those having a day as shitty as myself. Keep smiling and moving on.

P.S. BUNDABERG RUM IS FUCKING AMAZING