And now it's time for Zorua Reviews with Zorua- son of Zoroark.

Tonight's Review: The Legend of the Pokemon Knight


Zorua's POV (First Person)

OH MY GOSH! This is the greatest movie I've ever seen in my life!

There's this human, and he looks just like Ash Ketchum for some reason, and he has this Pikachu, who looks just like Ash's Pikachu for some reason. And the guy is a Pokemon Knight! And there's this princess, and she got kidnapped by a pirate!

I got kidnapped by a pirate once!

Oh wait, actually he was a sociopathic businessman who wanted to take over the world.

(Turns around dramatically) OF COURSE!

So the Knight is like, "I'll save you Princess!"

And the Pirate is like, "No you won't!"

And then the Pirate's broccoli monkey defeats the Pikachu, and the bad guys escape with the Princess.

And I'm like, what the hay? How does a broccoli monkey defeat a Pikachu?

So the Knight goes to see a Dragon Master, and she has humongous hair! She reminds me of my Meema.

And so the Dragon Master decides to train the Knight.

And the Dragon Master's like, "If you can defeat my Axew, then you'll be strong enough to defeat the Pirate!"

And the Knight is like, "Why don't you defeat the Pirate?"

And the Dragon Master's like, "My name isn't in the title."

"Oh. . ."

So they have this Pokemon Battle, and Pikachu and Axew make this huuuuuge explosion, and the Dragon Master disappears.

And then her voice is like, "You are strong enough to defeat the Pirate now."

Why did she disappear? Is she hiding in the bushes somewhere? Who ever said Dragon Masters could turn invisible?

So then the Knight goes to the Pirate's cave, and they start having this awesome battle, but then, two people and a talking Meowth show up! The Meowth can really talk! All great movies having talking Pokemon! Remember Jirachi the Wishmaker, that had a talking Pokemon in it. Oh wait, that was Max.

So the people and the Meowth, come in on a . . .flying machine. . .

(Scratches head)

How is there a flying machine in this? Isn't this supposed to be in Medieval Times? How is there a flying machine?

So then they do this really weird rhyming introduction poem. The woman is Jessie, the man is James, and the Meowth is. . .Meowth. And they're all part of an evil organization called Team Rocket!

(Scratches head again)

Who the hay is Team Rocket? I thought the Pirate was the bad guy?

So they try to kidnap the Princess, and it turns out that she's a Zorua!

I was a Zorua once!

. . .

And I still am!

And the Zorua in the movie, is a really cute and hot female. And I got a crush on her- NO I DON'T!

Anyway, it turns out that the Pirate was really under the mind control of the Big Bad Team Rocket! And he's actually a. . .super hero looking. . .guy. . .

This plot really has me confused.

Why are there so many weird plot twists? This is a Pokemon Movie, not Inception!

So then, the Dragon Master shows up, and I'm like, "What are you doing here! I thought you were only supposed to train the Knight!"

Anyway, everyone is attacking Team Rocket and trying to blow them all up, because they're trying to kidnap the cute Zorua girl.

And Meowth is like, "I've got ya now!"

And the Zorua is like, flip, woosh, flash, "Meowth!"

And Meowth is like, "Oh my gosh, a girl Meowth with a flower in her hair!"

All girls have flowers in their hair!

And James is like, "No you dummy, that's Zorua!"

And then the Zorua makes an explosion!

I made an explosion once!

Oh wait, that was Meema.

So Team Rocket gives up, and they fly away with jet packs!

WOW!

This was a Sci-Fi movie all along!

But then the Knight is like, "Where's the real Princess?"

And the Pirate Super Hero Guy is like, "The Dragon Master is the Princess."

And the Dragon Master is like, "I am?"

And the Pirate Super Hero Guy is like, "Yes."

And the Dragon Master is like, "Oh yeah, I am!"

And she take off her disguise and reveals herself as the Princess!

So the Knight and Pirate Super Hero Guys become defenders of the Kingdom, and they all live happily ever after. The end.

This movie was really exciting! It had battles! Action! Explosions! Romance! Scenery! Really confusing plot twists! And high tech flying machines and jet pack. . .WOW!

This was the best 15 minutes I ever spent looking at a movie screen!

I wonder if that Zorua would see a movie with me if I asked her. . .

This is Zorua here, and I was wondering. . . Do you got any Pecha Berries! PLEASE! I really like Pecha Berries! Come on, feed a cute little Zorua, huh? Come on, please?

Come on, I need my strength for when I ask her out! I might have to give her some Pecha Berries to sweeten the deal!


Thank You

(Zoroark here. Seriously, this movie was a fun, but it had too many last minute plot twists that really felt forced for some reason. ('Z'))