Soda was pacing back and forth in the vacant lot one day,when a flying squirrel came flying out of no where and lodged itself into his right ear."HELP!HELP! I'll go deaf!" Yelled Sodapop.He was about the give up all hope when Cherry Valance came running out of the bushes in hockey gear.
"I'll save you Soda!" Screamed Cherry,and ran over to attack the squirrel.She ripped the squirrel out of his ear,bit the squirrel's tail and threw it into a trash bin.
"Thanks Cherry,man,you're my hero!" Sodasaid,and he jumped into her arms.
Cherry carried him to his house,and then dropped him into Darrys lap.Her eyes lit up when she saw Dally."Hi Dally." She said while blushing.
"Hey Cherry,whats up?" Dally said,but he didn't quite blush like she did.
"I umm,I was wondering,can I,uhh,can I give you a headcut later on?" Cherry said,and then she giggled.
"Sorry Cher' but I'm busy." And he gave her a mean glare. Sheleft not long after that.I suppose she only came over to talk to Dally.
Dally was looking very worried for the next few hours.
"What's wrong with you Dal'?" I asked him.
"It's cherry,she came over yesterday when I was home alone.She ah,she told me she was pregnant." Said Dally.But he didn't really seem to care.
"Wh-,WHAT? YOU IMPREGNATED CHERRY VALANCE? OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH! IM GOING TO,OH MY GOD!" I screamed at him.He hit me,hard.
"CALM DOWN PONY! GOD!" He screamed.
"Well,well I mean it's Cherry Valance! The soc,and you are the father of her baby!" I said calmly.
"Cherry,cherry is having a baby...But it isn't mine." Dally said.
"OH MY GOD,OH MY GOD,WHO OWNS IT DAL'?" I yelled frantically.
"Umm,I think that ape face Randy owns it." Daly said with a look of disgust on his face.
"That's great.Just great.Wonderful.Beautiful.I don't care.Whatever.Yeah."I said and ran into my room.
About two hours after that,Steve and me went to the park on our pink bikes to play on the swings.I got a bug in my left eye,and still haven't gotten it out.We started to jump rope,and then Steve just dropped.I figured he was already dead,So I walked over to his to kick him,so I could tell people that I kicked a dead person.He grabbed my leg."Stay purple,Pon-ayyyy.Stay Purple." He whispered in my ear. And then he just disappeared.It was quite uplifting,to know that Steve was gone.Two-Bit ran up to me."Where did Stevie go Ponayy?"
"He died.I don't think it was my fault.We were just jumping rope.But he's dead." I said calmly.
"Oh,okay.It was just a matter of time anyways." Said Darry,who had come out of no where.
"What?What do you mean?" I asked my old brother Darrel.
"He had this wierd sickness called ugly-itus.He would have died sooner or later." Said Darrel,and Two-Bit agreed.
"Oh,okay.It's all good then.Let's go to the circus." I said to Two-Bit and Darry and Sodapop and Dally.Johnny was at home watching Power Rangers.So we all walked off into the sunset holding handas and we bought Soda and Popcorn and didnt wear coats.
