Summary: I've always wanted to write something with Kaito Kid in it, along with him being gay with Shinichi…(sigh) Being a Yaoi fangirl has destroyed my mind. (smirk) But who cares?!? ShinichiXKaito is hot!

Chapter one

Kaito steered his hang glider through the night sky, smirking and ignoring the shouts from Nakamori to stop.

His latest heist had gone as planned and he had the result sitting in his hand. It wasn't the Pandora, but it was similar in many ways, it being a glittering emerald for example. He suppoused he would return it in the morning.

But for now, his smirk grew, he had to go meet tantei-kun.


"I guess you have waited for some time tantei-kun?" Kaito asked with a grin, jumping off of his hand glider and landing on the stone building with a soft 'thud.'

"Indeed.Why such tardiness Kaito-san? I would have suspected a cunning theif such as Kaito Kid would be on time." Shinichi smirked. Haibara had given him a temporary antidote so he could up meet with Kid as Shinichi Kudo.

"Is that so? Why such deductions tantei-kun?"

"Being a theif, you always have to be on time to pull of a heist."

"Correct. But then again, why would I expect anything less from my tantei-kun?"

Shinichi raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean, 'your' tantei-kun?" Kaito smirked again and strolled casually towards the detective.

"Kid, what are you planning to do?" Kaito stayed silent, his smirk growing and Shinichi blinked. That good not be a good thing.

Kaito grabbed Shinichi's collar and pulled him forward roughly. Shinichi's eyes widened as their lips crashed together.

"I AM NOT GAY!" He shouted, pulling back and glaring at the theif.

"That's ironic, because neither am I." Kaito replied, grinning like a maniac.

"Wah? Then why….?" Shinichi was beyond confused and Kaito took this moment to his advantage. Leaning forward, he nibbled on the other's ear.

"HEY!"

"You're so fun to toy with tantei-kun." Kaito laughed, licking Shinichi's cheek.

"You know, there is a thing called personal space, and you're invading mine." He snapped, blushing slightly.

"Awww! Tantei-kun is blushing!"

"Shut up Kaito!"

"But you know what I think would be better?"

"What is that?"

"If you were screaming my name in plea-" Kaito's sentence was interupted when Shinichi twitched violently and slapped him on the head.

"Say that again and you're as good as gone."

"I hope you mean my virginity." Kaito grinned stupidly while Shinichi slapped him again.

"Pervert." Shinichi hissed through clenched teeth, a vein threatning to burst on the side of his head.

"Man, you're as touchy as a woman Kudo."

"I hate you."

"But you're way sexier than one."

"I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU!"

"……Can I say one last thing?"

"W.H.A.T?!?"

"Meow." Kaito laughed and began to decide if he should run from Shinichi or stay and try to see if he could do anything else.

"You are so dead Kaito Kid!" Shinichi snarled, trying to tackle the theif, who only moved to the side.

"Come on! It's like your PMSing or something girly like that! Use your brain and fight me with logic, oh great detective!"

Shinichi clenched his fists, but then he smirked and laughed. Kaito blinked, throughly confused.

"What's so funny tantei-kun?"

Shinichi stood half-way up, purposely ignoring the question, and he pulled up Kaito's shirt, placing a kiss on the theif's bare stomach.

"Tricky. Didn't know you played that way tantei-kun."

"Desperate times call for desperate measures."


"You look horrible. What did you do last night?" Haibara asked, raising an eyebrow at Conan as he entered the room.

His hair was everywhere and wilder than it normally should have been, he looked like he was walking with a limp, and he had a hickey on his neck.

"Had fun."

"Obviously. Kaito Kid?"

"Kaito Kid."

End of story

XD This is so gay…I is shot. X.X