Replacement: yet another story about them finding out about AkuRoku… So just bear with me.

Attention All AkuRoku Fans

Axel walks into the room.

"What're you all snickering about?" he asks. The other Organization members point to the computer screen. It is open to a yaoi pairing story. His pairing. He reads the first line. "Huh?!" His jaw drops as he reads on. He looks around the room nervously. Roxas walks in. "Roxas, they think we're a couple!" he blurts out to his friend. Roxas isn't sure how to react.

"What?!" he is not yet angered, merely confused. But all that changes as he begins to read what's on the monitor. Roxas gets no farther than the first word and summons his keyblades to smash it to pieces. "This is all your fault!" he exclaims pointing a finger at Axel accusingly.

"How is it MY FAULT?!" Axel yells back. The others watch and they have to admit it is all very entertaining.

"Remember what you said?"

"What'd I say?" Roxas gives Axel an annoyed look. "What? I say a lot of things."

"When I said 'no one'd miss me' you said you would."

"So?" Axel shrugs.

"So," Roxas continues. "Imagine you're an even more perverted fanatic with a computer and way too much time on his hands." Axel looked indignant.

"That still doesn't give them the right to-"He began.

"Uh, hello? We don't even have the right to exist." Roxas points out.

"We need revenge." Axel states.

"On millions of people with screen names?"

"Yeah, guess that's kinda out of the question, huh?" Axel decides. "Alright then…" He pulls out a laptop (because Roxas broke the other computer) and starts typing.

"What're you doing?" Roxas asks his red-haired friend. Axel turns to show him.

"I posted a message on that website." He explains. It read:

Attention All AkuRoku Fans:

I'll be expecting a formal apology from all of you.

-Axel