I was bored and thinking of possible reasons why Juliet and Alex couldn't date (aside from the fact that it's Disney). I couldn't think of any and simply decided that the Disney producers were blind. So I came up with this.
I don't own Bridgit Mendler or Selena Gomez (if I did, I'd set Bridgit free of my ownership and keep Selena as my BFF, cause who wouldn't?)
Bridgit Mendler sighed as she walked over to the refreshments table, pouring a cup of punch as she glanced back over at the set. Selena, Jake, David and Jennifer were all running lines, blocking to see how things fit. At the moment, David and Selena were in the middle of a faux argument, resisting the urge to laugh. Jake was helping Jennifer learn lines for the scene involving garlic. Finishing her drink, Bridgit walked over just as Selena and David were finishing up.
"Hey, Selena," she called. "Wanna run lines with me?"
"Sure!" The Latina agreed.
Bridgit flipped to a page where Juliet and Alex interacted with each other and cleared her throat. "Hey Alex..."
Selena replied, "Yeah, it's got seven different cheeses!"
"Ooh, oh. I'm so sorry Mrs. Russo..."
Once the two were finished, Selena joined Bridgit back over to the refreshments table. Sipping her lemonade slowly, Selena's eyes focused on a point on the wall while her companion munched on a donut.
"The producers are idiots." Bridgit's head snapped to her in surprise. "The writers too." Selena continued. "They're all idiots."
"Selena, what are you talking about?" The lighter brunette inquired.
"Well, look at it this way," the Latina explained slowly. "Your character is a smart, attractive, playful vampire who's lived for hundreds of years and isn't broody or dark, right?"
"Yeah..." Bridgit said slowly.
"And my character is a carefree, fun-loving, somewhat lazy wizard who hides how smart she is, despite her cunning trickery, right?"
"I still don't see why that makes our bosses idiots."
"David's character is a super-smart, arrogant, awkward, nervous boy who, when shown his true talents, nearly threw them away twice and will do so at least a third time later in the storyline and, when given some freedom, will turn over to the dark side, right?"
Bridgit nodded quickly, getting impatient.
"Well, shouldn't a vampire with a soul be paired with someone happy and who can keep her happy as opposed to someone who could potentially turn her over to the dark side despite them both having a soul?"
Bridgit stared at her friend in shock. "Well, uh, it's... it's like..."
The lighter haired actress hummed in thought as she tried to think of a response. "Huh, I guess you're right, Selena. But it wouldn't be Disney if they showed lesbian dating."
"True." Selena agreed. "Still it's something to think about. Alex and Juliet would make a better couple than Justin and Juliet and Alex and Mason. Quite frankly, Mason and Justin wouldn't be a bad couple either. They've both got anger management problems when it comes to those they're dating."
Bridgit shot her friend and odd look. "You're horny again, aren't you?"
"Yes." Selena groaned.
Bridgit sighed. "Disney just HAD to make you get that ring, huh?"
Selena huffed and grumbled, "Another reason our producers are idiots."
I think that went rather well, actually, as far as one-shot type things go. Reviews maybe? Favorites perhaps?
