Ed, Edd & Eddy in:
Mystical Ed
"Ed, don't move, there's a gigantic gut sucking snake on your head" Eddy (The
money maniac/leader) said with a mischievous grin.
"Snake? GET OFF GET IT OFF EDDY!" Ed (the idiot) screamed as he started
running in circles, while smashing his head into a nearby tree.
"Ed! There is no snake on your head!" Double D (the smart one) sighed. "Look!"
Doubled D (Also known as Edd) held up a mirror so Ed could that there was no snake on
his head.
Ed stared into the mirror for a second. Then a minute. Then two minutes.
"Ed? Are you ok?" Double D asked. "Ed? Hello is anyone there?" Double D
started waving his hand in front of Ed's face.
"He's retarted Double D, Don't waste your breath." Eddy said with a little smirk on
his face.
Finally Ed spoke up, "Um, Double D?"
"Yes Ed?"
"Why am I looking in a mirror?"
"Ed don't you remember anything?" Double D asked.
"Nope" Ed replied with an idiotic grin on his face.
"Oh never mind" Groaned Double D "Can we please get back to the task at hand?"
"Oh yeah! How could I forget!" Eddy said. "Start 'er up double D!"
"Roger that Eddy" Double D said as he got into the cockpit.
"Double D?" Ed asked. "Who's Roger?"
"Ed, Roger is not a name, well technically it is, but in this context it means..."
"Come on! My grandpa can move faster than this!" Eddy hollered.
"Ok, ok, Eddy jeez! You really need to learn to be patience" Double D grumbled as
he reached for the ignition to the new four seater airplane him, Ed, and Eddy had been
building for three days. "Contact!" The engine suddenly came to life, as if it had been
running for hours.
"It works! Something actually works!" Eddy screamed. "Come on Ed, get in!" Eddy
started pushing Ed up to the plane, up the ladder, and into the cockpit.(A/N: Sorry
everybody but I don't know much about planes). "Take off Double D! Come on let's
go!" But Double D didn't do any thing. "Double D?"
"I refuse to take off until you ask politely" Double D said with his arms crossed over
his chest.
"Fine! Please take off Double D" Eddy grumbled.
"Now that's much better, doesn't it feel and sound much..."
"JUST TAKE OFF ALREADY!"
"Ok!" Double D grabbed the controls and started pushing a couple buttons. Soon the
plane was moving and rapidly picking up speed. "Here goes!" The Plane then started
going up. And up. And up. Soon they were above the houses and flying at a pretty
decent speed.
"This is one of the greatest things we've ever done!" Eddy grinned. "I can't wait to
start using this thing to earn some cash"
"Um Eddy?" Double D said.
"Yeah Double D?"
"You did pack the parachutes right?"
"Yeah they're right he..." Eddy stopped
"Eddy?" Double D asked.
"Who got rid of the parachutes and put ninety issues of chicken weekly in the back
storage compartment!?!?"
"That'd be me Eddy. I thought it passengers would enjoy reading material while
enjoying the flight." Ed said with his idiotic grin.
"Well at least we're not going to crash" Eddy sighed, but of course he spoke to soon.
BOOM!!!
"What the heck was that?" Eddy screamed
"We just lost the engine Eddy!" Double D yelled.
"WELL WHAT THE HECK ARE WE GOING TO DO!!!" Eddy screamed (yet
again).
"I'm not sure, but we should be able glide for a while." Double D said with sadness
and fear in his voice.
"I don't want to die Eddy!" Ed sobbed.
"Well I don't want to either Ed!" Eddy said fearfully. "Double D? What are we
going to do?"
"I'm not sure Eddy. I guess the only thing we can do is hope." Double D said quietly.
"Maybe we can jump and hope for the best."
"No, I'm not jumping when there's still at least a possibility that we can survive."
Eddy said with an actual hint of bravery in his voice.
"I guess it can't get much worse than this" Double D groaned. It got worse. Just after
Double D said this the roof of the plane got torn off. (A/N: How it got torn off? I'm not
sure, you figure it out I've got a story to write)
"It just got worse!" Eddy screamed as he, Double D and Ed flew out of the plane.
"Guy's if we don't survive I have something to say!" Eddy yelled
"What's that Eddy?" Doubled D yelled back.
"I love birds!"
About five seconds later the Ed's were twenty five feet above the ground. Then two.
And that was it. They were suspended in midair.
"Eddy?"
"Yeah Double D?"
"Are we dead?"
"I don't think so"
"Guys?"
"Yeah Ed?" Eddy and Doubled D replied.
"Why are we floating?"
Ed and Double D looked down and gasped. They WERE floating above the ground!
Suddenly the trio dropped and landed on their butts.
"I'm NEVER going to fly again" Eddy cried as he started to kiss the junkyard ground.
"Eddy?" Ed asked.
"Yeah Ed?"
"Why are you kissing dog poop?"
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A/N: So what do you all think of my first Ed, Edd, N Eddy story? Not bad? It sucks?
Get a life? Please tell me! The next chapter will have Harry Potter in it. R/R!
Mystical Ed
"Ed, don't move, there's a gigantic gut sucking snake on your head" Eddy (The
money maniac/leader) said with a mischievous grin.
"Snake? GET OFF GET IT OFF EDDY!" Ed (the idiot) screamed as he started
running in circles, while smashing his head into a nearby tree.
"Ed! There is no snake on your head!" Double D (the smart one) sighed. "Look!"
Doubled D (Also known as Edd) held up a mirror so Ed could that there was no snake on
his head.
Ed stared into the mirror for a second. Then a minute. Then two minutes.
"Ed? Are you ok?" Double D asked. "Ed? Hello is anyone there?" Double D
started waving his hand in front of Ed's face.
"He's retarted Double D, Don't waste your breath." Eddy said with a little smirk on
his face.
Finally Ed spoke up, "Um, Double D?"
"Yes Ed?"
"Why am I looking in a mirror?"
"Ed don't you remember anything?" Double D asked.
"Nope" Ed replied with an idiotic grin on his face.
"Oh never mind" Groaned Double D "Can we please get back to the task at hand?"
"Oh yeah! How could I forget!" Eddy said. "Start 'er up double D!"
"Roger that Eddy" Double D said as he got into the cockpit.
"Double D?" Ed asked. "Who's Roger?"
"Ed, Roger is not a name, well technically it is, but in this context it means..."
"Come on! My grandpa can move faster than this!" Eddy hollered.
"Ok, ok, Eddy jeez! You really need to learn to be patience" Double D grumbled as
he reached for the ignition to the new four seater airplane him, Ed, and Eddy had been
building for three days. "Contact!" The engine suddenly came to life, as if it had been
running for hours.
"It works! Something actually works!" Eddy screamed. "Come on Ed, get in!" Eddy
started pushing Ed up to the plane, up the ladder, and into the cockpit.(A/N: Sorry
everybody but I don't know much about planes). "Take off Double D! Come on let's
go!" But Double D didn't do any thing. "Double D?"
"I refuse to take off until you ask politely" Double D said with his arms crossed over
his chest.
"Fine! Please take off Double D" Eddy grumbled.
"Now that's much better, doesn't it feel and sound much..."
"JUST TAKE OFF ALREADY!"
"Ok!" Double D grabbed the controls and started pushing a couple buttons. Soon the
plane was moving and rapidly picking up speed. "Here goes!" The Plane then started
going up. And up. And up. Soon they were above the houses and flying at a pretty
decent speed.
"This is one of the greatest things we've ever done!" Eddy grinned. "I can't wait to
start using this thing to earn some cash"
"Um Eddy?" Double D said.
"Yeah Double D?"
"You did pack the parachutes right?"
"Yeah they're right he..." Eddy stopped
"Eddy?" Double D asked.
"Who got rid of the parachutes and put ninety issues of chicken weekly in the back
storage compartment!?!?"
"That'd be me Eddy. I thought it passengers would enjoy reading material while
enjoying the flight." Ed said with his idiotic grin.
"Well at least we're not going to crash" Eddy sighed, but of course he spoke to soon.
BOOM!!!
"What the heck was that?" Eddy screamed
"We just lost the engine Eddy!" Double D yelled.
"WELL WHAT THE HECK ARE WE GOING TO DO!!!" Eddy screamed (yet
again).
"I'm not sure, but we should be able glide for a while." Double D said with sadness
and fear in his voice.
"I don't want to die Eddy!" Ed sobbed.
"Well I don't want to either Ed!" Eddy said fearfully. "Double D? What are we
going to do?"
"I'm not sure Eddy. I guess the only thing we can do is hope." Double D said quietly.
"Maybe we can jump and hope for the best."
"No, I'm not jumping when there's still at least a possibility that we can survive."
Eddy said with an actual hint of bravery in his voice.
"I guess it can't get much worse than this" Double D groaned. It got worse. Just after
Double D said this the roof of the plane got torn off. (A/N: How it got torn off? I'm not
sure, you figure it out I've got a story to write)
"It just got worse!" Eddy screamed as he, Double D and Ed flew out of the plane.
"Guy's if we don't survive I have something to say!" Eddy yelled
"What's that Eddy?" Doubled D yelled back.
"I love birds!"
About five seconds later the Ed's were twenty five feet above the ground. Then two.
And that was it. They were suspended in midair.
"Eddy?"
"Yeah Double D?"
"Are we dead?"
"I don't think so"
"Guys?"
"Yeah Ed?" Eddy and Doubled D replied.
"Why are we floating?"
Ed and Double D looked down and gasped. They WERE floating above the ground!
Suddenly the trio dropped and landed on their butts.
"I'm NEVER going to fly again" Eddy cried as he started to kiss the junkyard ground.
"Eddy?" Ed asked.
"Yeah Ed?"
"Why are you kissing dog poop?"
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A/N: So what do you all think of my first Ed, Edd, N Eddy story? Not bad? It sucks?
Get a life? Please tell me! The next chapter will have Harry Potter in it. R/R!
