Mottos of the War 40k Universe
This is just a whole lot of sayings I made up/found for the Warhammer Universe. They are not real sayings, so no disclaimers.
THE NECRONS:
Our most basic gun can kill your most advanced tank. In one shot. This is fair, right, and legal.
We kill all life because our guilt complexes are stored in our guns.
Roger, Roger.
THE IMPERIAL GUARD:
Commissars: At the front it's scary. At the back it's scarier.
Baneblade: This is a house-sized mass of fuck-you and its coming straight for you, yeah?
Titans: You will cease to exist in exactly 3.4 seconds.
Our mindless attrition means our turns take three times longer than yours.
We are legion!
THE SPACE MARINES:
Holy SH-
Lightning claws: 8 reasons why you are going to have a very, very bad day.
You know why we don't have heavy tanks? It's called a drop pod. DUCK!
THE ELDAR:
We are the oldest race, our race is divided and we are doomed to extinction, but we're still the COOLEST FIGHTERS IN THE FRIGGIN GALAXY.
Yes, I'm psychic. Did you want to ask me something? Am I psychic? Yes.
Banshees: ultimate feminism!
Farseer: the ultimate proof that witch-burning didn't work 38,000 years ago and won't now.
WITCH-HUNTERS:
Burn, baby, Burn!
Are you a pyromaniac? Aunt Saint Celestine the Blessed of the Emperor wants YOU.
DEAMONHUNTERS:
When sheer awesomeness just isn't enough.
Exterminatus: When in doubt, destroy the planet. And maybe a few of the others around here, just to be sure.
Look, so many different assassinations to choose from!
Understatement is perfection.
Don't worry, it's just a minor incursion; only three billion guardsmen, three space marine companies and two titans have been lost.
TAU:
All those big guns count for nothing in close combat? It doesn't seem to have occurred to anyone that all we have to do is shoot you with this plasma gun.
We love Chairman Mau.
Kroot: cannibal meatshields.
ORKS, NOT ORCS!!!
WHO WAS THIS TORL-KEEN GIT, ANYWAYS?
TYRANIDS:
This is what happened to the cockroach that was dumped into space…
CHAOS:
Khorne: When the world just sucks, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
Nurgle: The public toilet made sentient.
We are Legion! (again)
Sanity is for the Weak! (plagiarised from Dawn of War)
Death to the False Emperor! ... except that he's dead already, so ummmm… Biscuits!
Tell me if you want another chapter!
PS:
R&R. Walk softly and carry a big gun.
