That's not my idea. You know I'm crazy (see in particular The Godfather and The Gift for reference), but this one is not my idea, it's robyalix's. Still, the execution is MINE.
by lord Martiya
PROLOGUE: PLUTO'S STRESS
For once, Sailor Pluto was almost fine. Yes, she was still stressed by her multiple jobs, but pieces were finally coming into place. The problem on Mars was about being solved (if only those three kept themselves from so much property damage on Earth it would have been perfect. Maybe Pluto should go and destroy the skyscraper of their foe's replacement to vent stress, this one was even faster at rebuilding it), her son got suspicious about that demonic infestation and was finally near finding the culprit, Uranus and Neptune were around searching for the Talismans, Neptune was finally getting over The Problem, and Luna was about finding and awakening the Inners, with Artemis and Sailor Venus rampaging and making a lot of money in merchandising and royalties. Now she had only to survey the Gates, still stressing but a lot less than it was when mixed with the rest. That and finish the execution of Queen Serenity's plan. She didn't exactly love it, but she had her orders, and without those problems she could relieve her stress.
"Artemis to Queen's Voice."
Artemis was NOT supposed to call. Fuck.
"Queen's Voice to Artemis. What's happening, some issues in London?" Pluto asked to the radio.
"Here's fine, apart the food. It's Luna who has issues: she can get the approximate position of the Guardians under her charge, but not Moon."
Stress level rising. And the Gates were failing to show Moon at all.
"Find where the European monsters are from and get back to Tokyo ASAP, in the meantime I'll try to patch things." Pluto ordered.
Pluto took her staff and readied herself for the job, and related stress. Then remembered about something. One hour later, a skyscraper in Chicago collapsed, was rebuilt instantaneously and collapsed again fifty times in two hours. When the skyscraper finally stopped collapsing, Sailor Pluto teleported herself in Tokyo, much less stressed. Appearing before Jadeite who was freeing his youma Morga, tied up with his own elastic arms and legs.
"Whaddaya want?" the blond general asked.
Pluto disintegrated the youma.
"Sorry, my job." Pluto said.
"SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING WITH THIS DAY?!?!?! FIRST I RETURN HOME AFTER A WHILE AND MY MOTHER PESTER ME FOR I'M STILL BLOND, THEN I FIGHT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND, THEN A SAFE PLAN GETS FUCKED WITH ONE OF MY MOST EXPERT YOUMA REDUCED LIKE THIS BY A PASSING GIRL, AND NOW YOU APPEAR FROM NOWHERE AND DISINTEGRATE HER BEFORE MORGA CAN TELL ME WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED! I JUST NEED THETIS TRYING TO RAPE ME AGAIN!!!" Jadeite cried.
Pluto was about killing him too, then decided to have mercy.
Chicago.
"Jadeite, what are you doing?" Nephrite asked.
"Venting." Jadeite replied.
"Disintegrating a building?"
The skyscraper rebuilt itself.
"No harms done." Jadeite replied before using telekynesis to tear the skyscraper apart.
"Can I try too?" Nephrite asked as the skyscraped rebuilt itself.
"Be my guest."
"Uh uh... The Stars Know Everything, even the best way to destroy that building."
Nephrite infused a youma in the skyscraped and awaited for the US Army artillery bombing.
In Rhamnous two girls laughed at what they had just done to Morga and the two generals' venting.
"How do you think they'll take this developement?" the blonde one asked.
"Not our problem." the dark-haired one replied.
"Hey sis, what are we doing now?"
"The same thing we do every night, sissy, try to take over the world."
The two laughed as a customized version of the theme The Pinky and the Brain was played.
