This Book Will Save Your Life
Chapter 1: Where I Found The Book
I Don't Own Naruto
Pairings: SaiIno, SasuSaku, KibaTen, Slight NaruHina, GaaMatsu, SuiKarin
Summary:
When Ino Yamanaka finds an old dusty book while doing inventory at her school's library, she finds out all kinds of new things about her new town. SaiIno, SasuSaku, KibaTen, Slight NaruHina, ShikaTema, GaaMatsu, SuiKarin

"Yamanaka-san, can you do some inventory for me?"
"Hai, Kichida-sensei." I said to the elderly librarian sitting at the desk doing paperwork. It was the last week of ninth grade, and I was helping out our librarian because the school's library is HUGE. I walked down the rows of books in an area I never went into. The horror section. I hated books about things that were scary or even mildly creepy. I checked each book off as I went until I found one that didn't look like it belonged in a library. It was very poorly taken care of and looked about fifty years old.
"What the hell is this?" I said, pulling it off the shelf. After a further examination, I found that the book was only about twenty years old. The school had been open for thirty-two years, so it couldn't have been written by a student. I opened up to the first page and saw a few paragraphs labeled "To The Reader." I looked at them.
If you have picked up this book, you have no idea what you have just done. That being said, you are welcome to read the rest, but this book has to stay with you at all times. You have been chosen. Welcome.
This book is designed to help you deal with the mysterious events that take place here in town. Most of this does not come from painstaking hours of research, but from personal experience. Please turn the page and begin reading there.
If you decide to read this book, don't skip a LETTER of it. Read all of the picture's captions, and (And I can't stress this enough) don't let this book out of your sights. My name is Sakura Haruno. This book will save your life. -
I gulped. Save my life? How the hell could a BOOK save my life? And what secrets has my town been hiding? But, I took the book's advice and picked it up.

I finished inventory a half hour later and went home at about four o'clock. School gets out at two thirty, but I stay in library and do inventory for Kichida-sensei, who's about eighty-eight. I walked home slowly and a boy came up next to me. He had short black hair and black eyes to match. He had a fake smile pasted across his bland features.
"My name's Sai."
"Ino Yamanaka."
"It's nice to meet you, Ino-chan."
"Whatever." I said, turning down the street my house is on. Sai stepped in front of me and I said,
"Let me go home, Sai-san."
"I'm afraid I have orders that say otherwise."
"I have to go. My parents will worry about me."
"Your parents have been contacted and fully understand the importance of the situation."
"What situation?"
"That isn't important."
"I think it is, seeing as it's important enough for you, who don't know me at all, to be coming to my house and stopping me on my doorstep saying something about how my parents understand a situation that clearly involves me."
"Okay, it's a little important."
"A little?"
"Fine, it's really important. Or at least, YOU'RE import-"
"Why? I mean, am I some sort of god? I can't control things and make them the way I want like Haruhi, I don't have Rejection of Phenomena like Orihime, and I don't have super powers like those idiots on Naruto, so how am I important?"
"We'll talk later. Good bye Ino." He said, walking off my porch.
"Jackass." I grumbled, unlocking the door and walking up the stair to my bedroom. I locked the door and changed into my sweats before flopping down on my bed with the book I stole from the library. I re-read the warning paragraphs on the first and second pages, before turning the book to the third page and began reading. -
Welcome to my book, girl. -
"Wait, how does this book know I'm a girl?" I said, looking at the book, a slightly horrified tone in my voice. -
This book is designed to help you. There are a few simple rules that I'll be covering throughout this book. Here they are.
1) Don't Trust Anybody, Especially Men
2) Be Careful Of People With More Than One Pigtail/Bun
3) Your BFF Will Always Stab You In The Back
4) Don't Trust People That Look Hungry
5) Don't Trust Hairy Or Dog-Looking People
6) Hope For A Savior If Your Weapon Is Gone
Bonus) Getting To Know Your Protector
-There are also a few things you should do that I will be going over as well. Here are those.
1) Stock up on garlic, silver weapons, guns, ammo, UV lights, shovels, holy water and small bombs. They will save your ass.
2) Stay as far away from the graveyard as possible.
3) Don't have sex, kiss, or do anything along those lines at all. No matter what happens. Unless you are completely sure of what's going to happen, just stay away from it at all costs.
4) Don't let somebody hypnotize you.
5) Always keep your weapons loaded. It doesn't matter what you're doing. Keep a loaded weapon with you.
6) Don't go anywhere alone. Chances are by now you've been given a protector. Keep him/her with you at all times. Even at your house, make sure he/she is in your room or outside your window. -
I looked out my bedroom window and saw a figure next to a tree staring up at me. I opened the window, annoyed that he was still there.
"You can just come up here." I called to him. He walked to the front door and a few minutes later was knocking on my bedroom door. I unlocked it and let him in, locking the door behind him.
"How far are you?"
"I just finished the sentence that said don't let your protector out of your sights." I said, sitting back down on my bed. I opened up the book again. -
-Now that you know those rules, let's begin. I have had experience with about everything in this book, so you will be hearing a little bit about my personal experiences. Here we go.

Alright! Chapter 1! It's pretty short, but this is how she found the book. R&R!