Alphonse: Brother, what is this thing?

Edward: I think it's called a computer. Hey, what's this? It's logged onto ...

(He and Al start reading fanfics)

Ed: What the hell?! There are people out there who have us as...!

Al: That's sick! And illegal! We're brothers, for crying out loud!

Ed: Mustang?! People pair me with MUSTANG?! I freaking hate the guy! And Envy?! The hell?!

Al: Why are there so few fanfics about me...?

Ed: There's a couple communities for you, actually. Here's one pairing you with that snake woman, Marta.

Al: (Blushing) What?! But she's...she's too old for me!

Ed: (Going back to ranting) But seriously, ENVY?! Mustang was bad enough, but Envy's my enemy, for freak's sake! And why am I the topic of so many yaoi fics, anyway?! I'm STRAIGHT!

Mustang: (Showing up) Hey, what's all the yelling about? (Ed shows him the website, Mustang's eye twitches) Boys, could you please step outside? (The boys run out while Mustang curses up a storm)

End

AN: Yeah, short and lame, I know. It's just something I decided to do for the heck of it while on hiatus from my REAL FMA fanfic. If there are any critics/beta readers here, could I perhaps email my story to you so that you can look it over, and maybe give me tips and whatnot? That would be very much appreciated!