Hey guys! Mottledfur here, and the host of the new show... Warriors awards 2012! So, I hope you enjoy, and please, keep watching, or reading.. Or whateva.

***Applause***

Mottledfur: Thank you for being here, everyone! Thank you, Thank you.

**Still applause**

Mottledfur: SHUT UP!

*Stop*

Mottledfur: Thank you, now that we're all here, lets see a preformance, first. She-cats and toms, ladies and gentlemen, put your hand together for.. Leopardstar and Sandstorm for an odd Arabian dance!

*Sandstorm comes on stage, followed by Leopardstar, wearing purple and blue arabic dresses.. Arabian music plays, and they start belly-dancing. Finished after 30 minutes.*

Firestar: YOU GO GIRL!

Mottledfur: SHUT UP. Anyways, continuing with the awards, lets get to most heart-breaking lovable moron ever in the forest! *Holds up trophy* Leafpool!

Leafpool: Me? Oh, thank you!

*Walks up to stage.*

Leafpool: I want to thank everyone for being there for me and -...-...

Mottledfur: *Rolls eyes and kicks Leafpool of stage, and she lands on Crowfeather*

Leafpool: Hi.

Crowfeather: GET OFF ME, YOU TRAITOR. I LOVED YOU ONCE.

Nightcloud: YOU NEVER LOVED HER, I SAY!

Crowfeather: SHUT IT. AND STOP BING SO B**CHY TO MY EX-WIFE!

Mottledfur: *Whistles a long one.* Drama bomb! The next award for most heart-breaking couple there is! Ashfur and Squirrelflight!

Onestar: They've gone into the forest! Lets skip to the next award rather than wait for them?

Mottledfur: Your appearance reminded me of the next award, best ex-friends in th forest Onestar and Firestar! Come get your awards!

Onestar and Firestar: *Hugging eachother and screaming* THANK YOU!

*Both come to stage and get their awards, then accidetally fall off, landing on Sandstorm.*

*Squirrelflight and Ashfur come back from the forest, with fur ruffled.*

Mottledfur: ...What... Were.. You... Guys... Doing...?

Squirrelflight: Brambleclaw... I'm so sorry...

Brambleclaw: *Gives a little squeal like a girl, and says in a girly voice:* We're over! I'm done with you! Eah! *Walks over to Squirrelflight, and slaps her, then runs out of the audotorium, crying*

Squirrelflight: *Runs after him, after slapping Ashfur*

Mottledfur: Still didn't answer my question...

Ashfur: We.. Were.. You.. Know.. Having.. S-

Mottledfur: I THINK I KNOW NOW! ANYWAYS, YOU MISSED AND AWARD, GIVE ONE TO SQUIRRELFLIGHT! Next, it's THE BEST LEADER.. AND I THINK YOU KNOW WHO IT IS! TIGERSTAR! Nah, just kidding, FIRESTAR! *Hoot, hoot!*

Firestar: Thank you! *Walks off stage, landing of Sandstorm, again.*

Mottledfur: Ah ha.. Looks like it's time for a break, folks! See ya soon!

Wow, you really read all that? Please review, with award suggestions, and cats for it too!

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