Disclaimer: Do I LOOK like Terry Pratchett or Neil Gaiman? (No, I don't.)

Down below to our demon.

Down below to our demon.

Answer us right now and tell us what you've done.

Down below to our demon.

The Master's waiting, the beasts have gone.

Find the child and may Satan forgive you.

This Down Below to our demon.

You've really blown the game.

And the Master wants to see you, so beware!

Now, it's time to face the ending if you dare!

This is Crowley back to Down Below!

I'm sorry it's gone wrong! And I'm looking for him now,

It won't be long!

For here I am I racing in my tin can.

Down the road M1.

Planet Earth is doomed and there's nothing I can do!

Going past 100 miles an hour. I'm feeling very ill.

But I think the Angel knows which way to go.

Tell Aziraphale I need him, he knows!

Down Below to our demon, your

Circuit's dead, there's something wrong!

Can you hear me now, demon?

Can you hear me now, demon?

Can you hear me now, demon?

Can you hear…

Here I am I burning in my tin can.

Down the road M1.

Planet Earth is doomed and there's nothing I can do!