First things first! We don't own Yu-Gi-OH, Lord of the Rings or any of the movies that it's actors are mentioned. Now, here's a little story that we've been working on... hope you enjoy it. But if there's anything you think isn't correct or offends you, e-mail us at RJAM88@hotmail.com. Some of the characters are a little different toward their attitudes and junk, so please don't e-mail us about that.

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"Oh wow, RAYJAY!" Mary pointed a group of peoples down the street, "Is that... that... that... EEEEEEEEEEEP!"
"What!? Who..." Ray Jay swiftly looked down the road and saw Yugi Motou and his friends down the street. "COOOL!" She ran down the road and stopped in front of them. "HI!!!!!!"
Mary stood rooted to the spot staring all starry eyed at Joey, completely love struck by the fact that she's on the SAME STREET as him.
"Hi. I don't think I've ever seen you before," Yugi said smiling and holding out his hand. RayJay shook it and smiled with a very eerie look on her face.
"I know who all of you are." She said and looked around at them. "You're Tea Gardener, you're Tristan Taylor, and you're..."
"JOEY WHEELER!" Mary screamed and went tearing down the street. She was soon connected to his arm.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Joey screamed and tried to run away but Mary hung fast and was being dragged along. "YUGI!!!!! TRISTAN!!!!! HELP ME!!!!"
"Excuse her..." RayJay said *anime sweat drop and sigh*
Mary was rubbing her face against his arm, "I don't think I'm ever gonna let go... YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE ME AWAY BY FORCE!" She has this determined look on her face as she screams back at the group.
"Well it's nice to meet you... What's your name?" Tea asked.
"I'm Ray Jay. I've been watching you all and wanting to be your friends because Mary was obsessing over Joey."
"I AM NOT OBSESSED... just... err..." she paused to think *sweat drop*, "Okay... I'm obsessed... BUT I'M PROUD!"
"Oh... I see... well we were going to go back to my house and play Duel Monsters. Do you want to come?" Yugi asked.
"YES!!!! I mean sure. I'd love to... but we can't leave Mary alone with Joey. She might pass out because of all the excitement of seeing Joey and all."
Mary let go of Joey's arm and walked over to RayJay. She gave her a cross look, "I am not that obsessed... besides... *whisper* Don't tell Ryan I was like this... he'd kill me! *Back to being loud* But... it is vacation... AND AS LONG AS WE DON'T SEE ORLANDO BLOOM OR VIGGO MORTENSEN I THINK EVERY THING WILL BE PERFECTLY FINE!"
Orlando Bloom and Viggo Mortensen walk past them on the street and RayJay and Mary pass out.
"Hello..... HELLLLLOOOOOOO!!!!!" Yugi yelled into their faces.
Ray Jay opened her eyes and sat up. "I think you need a tic-tac. Seriously, Yugi." Yugi blushed and breathed into his hand.
Mary woke up and jumped up anime style, "ARE THEY STILL HERE?!" She starts to look around frantically, "WHERE DID THEY GO?!" She soon started dodging inside stores and out, going from one to the next but walks back to them about an hour later with no luck. "They're gone... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She instantly started crying.
"Ok, Joey, I don't get girls do you man?" Tristan asked.
"SHUT UP you big dummy! That's why you can't get a girlfriend!" Tea smacked him in the back of the head.
Mary turned on Tristan and grabbed his shirt, "WHAT'S TO GET?! YOU ARE ONE, AREN'T YOU?!"
"Alright, alright, break it up." Joey got between them and Mary instantly latched onto his arm (again) and smiled like she was possessed.
"I'd do anything you told me to do!" she exclaimed starry-eyed (again).
"Um... right... you can get off me now..." Joey said.
"NEVER! NEVER! YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE ME AWAY BY FORCE! AND NO FORCE CAN TAKE ME AWAY! Except maybe the Jedi force... but we won't get into that subject..."
(Mary has this flashback when to her and RayJay saw Hayden Christiansen and both flipped. But little did they know he really WAS a Jedi and hit them both on the head with his light saber and pushed them away with his mind powers thingy.)
"RayJay?" Mary looked at her, "Did you just have the flash back that I just had?"
"Which one? OH!! I mean... yes I did Mary..." (In truth RayJay had snuck into Hayden's room and stolen some of the fabric to his Jedi cloak and kept it in her butt pocket.)
Mary gave RayJay a hypocritical look, "That fabric you stole is sticking out of your pocket..."
"Oh yeah I see it..." Tristan stared at it and RayJay turned and looked at him.
"Don't stare at my ass Tristan. I might have to beat you."
Mary growled at him, "I may beat him first..."
He slowly backed away behind Tea.
"You're such a wuss Tristan!" She moved and stood beside RayJay.
"Heh... heh..." *everyone but Tristan gets the anime sweat drop.* "It's just cloth that's hanging out of her ass pocket! I don't see what's wrong with looking at where it is!" *sweat drop again.*
"Tristan you might want to shut up now..." Yugi said through his teeth because of the evil looks on RayJay, Mary, and Tea's faces.
Mary walked up to Tristan and smiled innocently then looked at Yugi, "Didn't you invite us to your house for Duel Monsters?!" She slips RayJay an evil look because she knows of RayJay's 'special' cards.
"Oh yeah... Come on let's go before Tristan looses an eye." They all followed Yugi down the road to his house/card shop.
"Spiffy house Yugi." RayJay said staring around the room and wanders upstairs.
"Don't worry about her she'll be back soon enough." Mary said. *Anime sweat drop* "Just pray she doesn't steal any fabric from any article of dirty, worn clothes... or underwear for that matter... like she did to Cary Elwes... she has his black uniform from the Princess Bride plastered to her wall. It smells much like flies because it hasn't been washed. She also has Brendan Fraiser's boxers under her pillow. She also has Elijah Wood's contacts from Lord of the Rings taped to her wall. Poor guy had to get a different pair. I feel so bad for them... I also worry about RayJay somewhat."
"I'd be worried about her cloth from the Jedi cloak coming out of her ass pocket." Tristan inquired.
Mary turned quickly on him and grabbed his shirt, pushing him against the wall, "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, TRISTY?"
"Tristy?" Joey fell on the floor and started bawling and laughing.
"I called him Tristy because I am pretty sure that Tristan is a BOYS name. So, I called her Tristy because I think it's a cute word play on the name Christy. I mean... she is a girl, right? After all... he is weak like one..." she topped the end of the sentence off by glaring at an angered Tristy.
"WHY YOU-" he/she couldn't think of anything to say but he/she thought of the old movie a Christmas Story. "NOTTAFINGAH!" He/she screamed.
"You're the first thing, and I use that word very harshly, that bothers me... but that damn movie is the second thing that really makes me tick!" She stated and started growling.
"No fighting in my house." Yugi called from the kitchen.
"Can we go outside?" Mary answered back.
Joey got up and looked at Mary angelically. "If you hurt my best buddy the chance of me liking you will go down to 25 instead of staying at 50 out of 100."
"Then in that instance, I'll hurt both of you..." She growled.
"OK! He's all yours." Joey backed away. Tristan shed a tear.
Mary grabbed his collar and dragged him out the door, "Let's go, you whiny little puppy..." Tristan's squeal was heard inside and Mary walked in smiling.

*****Upstairs*****

RayJay continued to wander around. She had just come out of the bathroom because she had had some Diet Vanilla Coke before they came. "Ahhhhhh...." She sighed relieved. Yugi's door was open and she walked inside. His room was all neat and tidy and it drove her crazy. HOW CAN A BOY KEEP HIS ROOM SO CLEAN?
She started going to through his drawers and found some t-shirts and jeans. A snoring sound startled her as she started going through the undergarment drawer. It was coming from the closet. "Huh?" She peered into the closet and saw Yami Yugi lying on the closet floor sleeping. She smiled evilly.

*****Downstairs*****

Tristan was curled up in a ball on the couch, Mary sitting next to him. She looked at him, "Aw... collect yourself, woman! I didn't kick you that hard... and besides, it shouldn't hurt!"
Yugi ran out of the kitchen out of breath with Tea behind. "Oh god! Joey's cleaning the refrigerator again! We're not going to have any food left!" Yugi exclaimed and sat on the floor near the couch.
"Where's RayJay gone-" Tea began to say but was cut off when Yami was running down the stairs screaming, wearing a torn shirt.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! GET HER AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!" He was jumping at the foot of the stairs. RayJay, being the ample jumper that she is, jumped from the top of the stairs onto his back.
"BONZAI!!!!!! GIDDIYAP YAMI BOY!!!!!!!" She yelled and whooped as Yami was stumbling around the living room with RayJay gripping his back. Mary and Yugi pried her off and Tea hugged the disturbed Yami.
Mary looked at RayJay with a sinister look on her face, "RayJay, you should duel Yugi... It might be fun... And also, I think you should apologize to Yami..."
RayJay gave the guilty puppy lip. "Yami... I sowwy... I just like to gather cute guy's clothing pieces... I didn't mean anything by it..."
"Besides that your cute...." Mary muttered, finishing RayJay's sentence for her.
"Ohhh..." Yami smiled. "Hehehehehehee. You're like a cute little girl RayJay... I think I'm going to pat your head." He did and RayJay smiled widely.
Mary looked over at Joey (A/N: We forgot about Joey, so we decided to have him magically re-appear again... actually... Mary just forgot that he was 'cleaning' out the fridge), "Aren't THEY cute..." She coughed and then walked past him hoping he didn't catch what she was implying.
"Yeah, sure." Joey wasn't even paying attention. *Mary falls over anime style* THUD!
Tea looks down at Mary (A/N: even though no one cares about Tea because even though she is sweet, she is kinda annoying), "Are you all right?"
"Yeah... sure..." Mary replied, swirly eyed.
"Come on before anything else happens. Let's go duel at Kaiba Land, RayJay." Yugi said staring at Mary who was still laying on the ground, clinging to Joey's leg. RayJay wasn't paying attention at the moment, though, because she and Yami were having a thumb war. Yes, a thumb war... and possibly hugging because RayJay has a tiny crush on him and he thought she was cute... but a thumb war.
"Yugi? Can you help me up and get me some.... ow... ice..." Tristan slowly got up from the couch with his legs cramped together. Mary glared over at Yugi but dropped the grudge because he looked like an innocent little boy.
"Go get him some ice." She said.
They all walked to Kaiba Land and went to a dueling arena so RayJay and Yugi could duel. Mary was being dragged along the ground still hanging on to an annoyed Joey's leg. Tristan was staggering and Tea was getting jealous because Yami and RayJay were playing with each other's hair.
"RayJay!" Mary said pulling her away, but accidentally made her pull out a piece of his hair. She handed RayJay her deck, since she had it last when she was stacking it for her at the diner. "You have to duel Yugi now... okay?"
"AHHHHHH!!!! YAMI!!!! Can I keep your hair? I sowwy!!! Mary made me do it!!!" She hugged him.
"That's quite alright that piece was fake. I thought it just looked cool. Man you're adorable!" He patted her head again.
Mary grabbed RayJay again and pushed her away, "Duel! Yugi! NOW... remember?!"
"Oh yeah...." RayJay ran in her own cute little way to her place in the dueling area and put her deck in the spot... place where it's supposed to go.
Yugi and RayJay looked at each other and nodded. They had deja-vu and said duel at the same time. They drew six cards and looked at their hands. Yugi went first. "I'll play the Celtic Guardian in attack mode. Beat that RayJay!"
RayJay pouted and lay one card in defense mode face down.
"Attack Celtic Guardian!" The Celtic Guardian ran at the face down card but RayJay was smart and had played her prettyful Mystical Elf. Since the Celtic Guardian's attack was at 1400 and the Mystical Elf's defense was 2000 the Celtic Guardian was destroyed. "Huh!!! How did you... uh...."
"HAHAHAHAHA! Girl power!!!! YESSSSSSS!" Yugi's life points went from 2000 to 1400.
"AREN'T YOU HAPPY I HELPED YOU OUT A BIT, RAYJAY?!?!" Mary yelled to her with a huge grin on her face. I don't know much about Duel Monsters... but I know how to stack decks! An evil grin ran across Mary's face and Tristan and Joey looked sideways at her.
"That's not fair!!! My Celtic Guardian!!! I can't be beaten by you!!!!!!!" Yugi yelled and threw a card face down in defense mode.
"Yugi! Calm down!! It's only the beginning of the duel! Concentrate!" Yami said forcefully.
"RayJay has only played one card Yugi! You have stronger cards then that!" Tea yelled.
"Cough... COUGH!" Mary wheezed in sarcasm.
"THANKS FOR GETTING ME THAT CARD MARY!!!!" RayJay smiled evilly and drew a card.
Joey and Tristan kept staring at Mary and she continued grinning. She quickly looked at them. I really hope they don't think something's up... that wouldn't be good! Good thing RayJay thought fast. I really need to watch what I say from now on. Even though I already know that RayJay was gonna win against him... she's been waiting to duel him forever. She's been raving about her deck all week ever since we got here! This is going to be great! I really love it when RayJay wins a duel... it's really a thrill! I can't wait to see Yugi's face... Just to think... the King of Games being beaten by a girl! Can't this attract major media attention or something?! MAYBE WE'D BE FAMOUS! I have to get some attention you know... Oh boy! This is gonna be sweet! And if we run into Kaiba... maybe even she can duel against him. She hasn't really talked about Kaiba's deck though, so I wouldn't really know if she had a chance. But... just to think of the moment when she beats Yugi! AH HA! This is gonna be so great! RayJay should be pulling that card soon... if she didn't play with her deck after I handed it to her. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! It's gonna be fast... but it's gonna be fun! She continued staring at Joey and Tristan. "What? You're staring at me like I killed some one!"
Alright... let's see... he put a card in defense mode... I know he has a Mystical Elf... but he couldn't be that stupid could he? I'll just lay a second mystical elf and sacrifice my first one and bring out something else... RayJay thought. "I'll lay one more card face down in defense mode and sacrifice this one to bring out Dark Elf. I'll lay one more card face down." She laid one down in the trap/magic card area. She smiled. "Look Yugi, isn't my Dark Elf pretty?"
Mary stared up at Yugi, noticing that he was becoming a little impatient and perhaps a tad angry also. I love watching RayJay win... but it's a shame she has to beat one of the cute ones... Oh well, that's Duel Monsters I suppose... She grinned again.
Tristan turned to Joey, "What is she thinking?"
Joey leaned over to look at her, "Do I look like a mind reader? It's probably about me..."
"Yeah, but why is she grinning evilly?"
"Maybe she's thinking about kicking me..." he gave Tristan a cross look (of course to poke fun at him).
She should have pulled that one card by now... but there should be another one coming again a few cards down... I think I'm already forgetting what I did! That should be a bit of a problem if I can't even remember one of my own masterpieces! To think that I'm so devilish while trying to act that I'm so innocent... She glanced at Joey and Tristan, "WHY DO YOU TWO KEEP LOOKING AT ME?!?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?"
Yugi laughed and sacrificed his Mystical Elf. "Now Cower in fear RayJay! You're about to meet your doom!"
"Huh?"
"Yes! I bring forth my favorite card! I'm sure you know what it is!"
"OH NO! The Dark Magician!" RayJay said sarcastically and tried to look worried. "Mary! I think I'm going to lose!"
"Don't lose hope RayJay!" She yelled back sarcastically.
"Good job Yugi! You psyched her out!" Tea cheered and jumped up and down (A/N: By the by... Tea has a really retarded jump...),
"DARK MAGICIAN!!!! DARK MAGIC ATTACK!" Yugi yelled and the Dark Magician pointed his staff out at the Dark Elf.
"No one's going to destroy my pretty Dark Elf! Take this! MIRROR WALL!" She laughed and flipped up mirror wall. "Isn't it lovely?" It cut Dark Magician's attack down to 1250. "Dark Elf go tickle the Dark Magician!" It took Yugi's life points down to 650 and now he was really mad.
"HOW THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THIS!!!! THERE'S NO WAY!!!!!" He pounded his fist on the dueling table and it echoed throughout the gymnasium-like room.
Mary was grinning by this time and Joey looked over at her again.
"RayJay's already beating Yugi... all her defenses are right on the top of her deck!" Tristan said, staring at RayJay in amazement.
"I think our friend over there has something to do with it..." Joey replied pointing over at Mary.
I didn't expect this much to happen in the first few turns... wow... I have a talent with this! She turned over to Joey and Tristan again. "WHY DO YOU KEEP LOOKING AT ME?! I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE!"
"Then why do you keep getting all defensive?!" Tristan insisted.
"You'd get defensive too if people you really didn't like kept staring at you... well... I should say person..." She glared at Tristan.
"Yugi! Don't get mad at me!!" RayJay called and saw that Yugi had started to cry. "I'm just duel-" and she stopped in mid-sentence for an unexpected visitor dropped in.
Everyone turned to look to where RayJay was staring and saw Seto Kaiba.
This could be a problem... Mary thought and then looked at the ground (A/N: EVERYONE knows that when a hottie enters the room, you have to look at the ground!)
Seto saw Yugi crying and saw RayJay with a mirror wall and a Dark Elf in play. He laughed. "Yugi Motou, the King of Games is down to 650 life points by a girl!!!!!!"
RayJay smiled and blushed. "Yeah... My name's RayJay..." Yugi fell down anime style.
Oh boy... Mary looked over at Joey and Tristan, then to Kaiba, I know that Joey and Tristan figured out RayJay's defense... but what if Kaiba's been watching this whole time and knows too?! Joey and everyone will hate me after they figure it out. RayJay's too innocent to do that! She duels honestly... usually...
Seto walked over near RayJay and said, "How are you beating him so badly when you are still at 2000 life points?"
"I'm just dueling and I think you're cute." She smiled.
Seto blushed but then went straight faced. "You're really good you know."
"WAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mary ran forward a bit, her eyes already starting to tear, "I STACKED HER DECK!"
"What!" RayJay exclaimed above everyone's gasps, also starting to cry.
"You didn't know about this RayJay?" Yugi asked sympathetically.
RayJay fell off the dueling platform onto Seto Kaiba and cried on him. Yami was a little angry at this but Kaiba was blushing very badly.
"I didn't want her to lose!" Mary started to explain, "You see... Ever since RayJay and I got here for vacation, she couldn't stop talking about Yugi. She really wanted to win. You see, RayJay is a really good duelist... sometimes I really think she's as good as Yugi. Even though I don't know much about Duel Monsters and all... the only things I know is what RayJay tells me. So, when we stopped to eat earlier yesterday... RayJay was really excited about meeting Yugi and challenging him to a duel. I started to doubt that she could win... so I asked her if I could look through her deck. I started putting all her powerful cards on top... Her Dark Elf... her Mystical Elf... her four Dark Magicians... her Red Eyes Black Dragon, and her Wingweaver. Things like that! I thought that I could help her a bit. I really wanted her to win... She's like a sister to me, and I knew beating Yugi would make her really happy..." she started crying, "I only wanted to help and I really only wanted RayJay to be happy..."
Everyone was silent. Joey hugged her because that was his instinct when someone was crying. Tristan felt a little bad also and since he isn't such a bad guy, he patted her on the back. RayJay ran across the room and knocked Joey away. "Awwwwww! Mary! Why didn't you trust me? I know you did it with good intentions though."
Tea shed a tear. "That's cute. No one can stay mad at anyone with a story like that!"
"Yeah. Hey RayJay? We should have a rematch." Yugi said coming down from the dueling platform.
"I'll even shuffle the deck for you!" Mary said, hopefully.
"NO!" everyone yelled.
"That's all right, Mary... I think I can take care of it myself," RayJay replied with a smile.
Mary turned to Tristan, "I'm sorry that I kicked you earlier, and insulted you a bit... no hard feelings?" She offered her hand forward.
He shook it. "Alright... and I'm not a girl!"
"Yes... ok then..." Mary replied.
"I saw your face when I was hugging Kaiba, Yami. You're jealous!!!!!!!!!" RayJay snickered.
"Well... you are cute... and you did pull my fake hair out...."
"You had fake hair?" Kaiba asked amazed and rudely. "How stupid."
Mary turned on Kaiba like she did on Tristan and grabbed his shirt, "WHAT DID YOU SAY?! FIRST OF ALL: NO ONE TURNS ON MY FRIENDS! I OUTTA..." Joey and Tristan grabbed her arms and pulled her off of Kaiba. She was still screaming, "I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE! EVEN IF IT'S A FAILED ATTEMPT, I SHOULD STILL TRY AND KICK YOUR ASS! YOU ARE SUCH A SHALLOW INDIVIDUAL! DON'T YOU EVER GET TIRED OF BEING SO ANNOYING?! I'LL TAKE YOU ON! RIGHT HERE! RIGHT NOW! TRISTAN, STOP SQUEEZING MY ARM! JOEY, YOU'RE SCRATCHING ME! JUST LET ME GO GUYS! I CAN TAKE HIM! I CAN!"
"Mary? Along with the shallow individual and so annoying, you forgot handsome..." RayJay said quietly making Kaiba stare at her in surprise.
"I DON'T CARE HOW HOT HE IS! HE'S GONNA BE SOOOOOOOO UGLY WHEN I GET DONE WITH HIM THAT EVEN HIS MOMMA (A/N: If she wasn't... err... unavoidably detained) WOULDN'T WANNA LOOK AT HIM!"
"Calm down!" Tristan yelled squeezing her arm again
"I WILL F*** YOU UP, MAN!" she yelled again to him.
Seto grabbed Mary out of Tristan and Joey's arms and picked her up by the shirt. "You're puny and a girl you can't F*** me up. I could F*** you though!!!" He threw her on the ground and hurt her.
"HEY!!!!! NO ONE DOES THAT TO MY SISTER!!!!!!!!" RayJay screamed and leapt on his back grabbing his soft hair. "Your hair is soft... and even though you are cute... I'M VICIOUS WHEN I'M ANGRY!!!!" She screamed and pulled his soft hair and kicked his hips.
"OWWWWW OWWWWW!!! YOU DUMB LITTLE B****!!!" He grabbed her leg and held her by it. He smacked her bum-bum making her act like an angry hornet.
"HEY! I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO'S GOING TO SMACK HER ASS KAIBA!!!!" Yami yelled and threw himself on Kaiba. Soon everyone was in on the action.
Mary stood back up, "OH THAT'S IT! NO ONE CALLS MY SISTER A DUMB LITTLE BITCH! IF ANYONE HERE IS A DUMB LITTLE BITCH, IT'S YOU! SEE, WHEN I'M ANGRY, KAIBA-BOY, DESTRUCTION IS TOTAL! YOU ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL, BOY! AND YOU'RE TAKING YOUR HUGE PLANET SIZED EGO WITH YOU! YOU REALLY NEED TO START REALIZING THAT YOU REALLY AREN'T ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY!" Mary instantly turned into lecture mode, "You need to get this! There are more things in the world than money and power! You get? There are more important things! See, you may not want to believe it... you may not want to listen... but friendship and love does conquer over everything else! (A/N: Don't mind to sound like Tea... but it needs to be said) See, even though I set RayJay up for cheating today... she still cares! And even though I kinda insulted Tristan and maybe even took away some of his pride... he still befriended me. Yugi is still as compassionate as ever even though I completely could've devastated him because I only cared about RayJay's pride. I don't really know Yami... but I'm sure if this would've effected him, he would still be kind! Tea is kind no matter what, and Joey... well... Joey is Joey! But, SETO KAIBA, you really need to just... chill out, man! There are more things in life than power and that sort of crap! You will always put people down just because it makes you feel higher... when truly, it really makes you lower than the very dirt I walk and spit upon! After everything is over, you're truly going to be alone! You see, you'll be alone because you only ever cared about yourself! You are a crass, shallow, callow individual and you will be alone in the end. So, go ahead and continue your stupid little ego trip... You have no one! FACE IT! FACE IT SETO KAIBA, YOU ARE TRULY ALONE!"
With that, RayJay grabbed Kaiba's face and kissed him and it was long. Everyone stared. RayJay let go and hid in a corner. Kaiba stood in a trance. Yami was twitching.
"Umm... RayJay forgive me for asking this but... WHY DID YOU JUST DO THAT!!!!!"
"You said he needed love... and I think he's cute... but I agree with you..." RayJay felt stupid and embarrassed now for she kissed a jerk in front of her friends.
"I said he didn't understand love... not that he needed it." Mary stated blankly.
Joey blinked, "Well... uh... I'm kinda hungry! Everyone ready to go?!"
Tristan and Tea both smacked him upside the head.
Mary turned to Kaiba one last time, "Do you have anything to say, you poor excuse for a man?"
"Yeah... that kiss was..."
Mary smacked him upside the head.
RayJay ran over to Yami. "I'm mad at you." He said and crossed his arms.
"I sowwy..." She thought of what could make things right. She got the light bulb above her head. She kissed him and knocked him over. They stood up and were blushing.
"Well..." Yugi said trying to change the subject. "Let's go back to my house and get some food."
Joey and Tristan's ears perked. "FOOD?"
"I'll be there in a moment..." Mary said and everyone left. "Well... Seto Kaiba? Anything else to say, or should I kick your ass right here and right now and then leave you to cry to your mommy?"
"Big brother!!!" Mokuba ran in and hugged Seto's legs. Mary thought it looked cute because Mokuba was a cute little boy.
"Hey Mokuba, why don't you leave. Someone's trying to-"
"Hi I'm Mary!" She said quickly feeling guilty that Kaiba was about to say something mean in front of his little brother. She glanced over to Kaiba and glared. She turned back to Mokuba, "Listen, I'm err... an old friend of your brother's, and I really need to talk to him alone. Do you think that you could excuse us for a little while?" She was trying to sound as convincing as possible, even though she had only known Kaiba for a few seconds.
Seto growled and glared back at her but looked down at Mokuba. "Ok. Hey Seto I wanna tell you something." Seto bent down and Mokuba whispered this in his ear, "she's nice, she seems like a good friend."
Mary caught it and felt really bad. So did Seto. "Bye Mary, bye Seto." He left and they were alone again.
"I didn't know you had a little brother... man. You have a little brother, yet, you are so uncaring! How can you be so pig-headed?! Do you even have any friends?" Mary added harshly.
"Mokuba is my friend. Even though he's my brother, we talk and I care about him. You have no idea who I am so I don't need to take any of this. I do wish I had friends and that I was a nicer person but I am how I am."
"Yeah... I wish you were a nicer person, too. Don't you get it? You can wish all you want for friends... but you'll never have them. Mokuba may be your brother and your only friend... but I don't think you even deserve to have him as your friend. Or your brother. You don't get it! You never will get it! Good luck, Seto. Good luck. I have to go meet my friends now." She turned and walked away, but stopped at the door, waiting for him to say something.
"....." All of a sudden, Seto Kaiba did the unexpected. He started to cry. "You're so right. I just wish you didn't have to be THAT honest." He wiped his eyes but tears kept coming.
Now guilt completely closed in... "Sometimes," she turns and smiles, "all you need to hear is the truth and all you need is a little love. I'll also make sure to yell at RayJay..." She laughed lightly.
"For what? I liked that kiss..."
"You are such a guy..." she blinked, "And if at all, while I was yelling at you and threatening you... if I sounded at all like anyone else (*cough* Tristan and Joey *cough*)... tell me now. Because if I did sound like them at all, I'm gonna have to watch my tongue... *cringes a bit* Who really wants to sound like those losers (of course using that term lightly). I bet you're good guy and all, Kaiba, and I really hope that you can take this time to grow up a bit. You'll never get any where with that childish attitude... And I'm really, really sorry that I said all those harsh things. I was just trying to be honest."
Kaiba walked over to Mary and kissed her. She didn't resist or anything. He must have been a good kisser.
"Um..." Mary hesitated... "Well... uh... I gotta meet my friends, so uh..." she stumbled back a bit and put her hand on the door. She looked down and headed out, starting to walk back over to Yugi's.
She got there to find Joey cleaning the fridge, Tristan sitting outside, Tea... who cares, and RayJay and Yami poking each other, also sitting with Tristan outside... but no Yugi. Very mysterious.
"Where's Yugi?" she asked.
"We thought he was with you..." Tristan said. RayJay and Yami came out of their little poking world and nodded.
"No..... He left with you...."
"Um.... I know he's small but we can't lose him that easily!" Yami said jumping to his feet worried about his other self.
"I definitely saw him leave with you guys... Cause I stayed behind to talk... just talk... to Kaiba." Mary replied, trying to sound as smooth as she can.
"That's code for they kissed," RayJay inquired sounding all smart.
"No... I didn't kiss him... he kissed me... BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT! THE POINT IS THAT WE LOST LITTLE MIDGETY YUGI!"
"Why were all of you yelling and I'm not such a midget!" Yugi came out of the bushes.
"Oh there you are!" Tristan said.
"I just decided I'd hide for a little while. Plus I saw Orlando Bloom and Viggo Mortensen again..."
"WHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!" RayJay and Mary screamed in unison. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WHERE, WHERE!" They ran up and down the street trying to find the two hotties from Lord of the Rings (A/N: For you, of the seeing impaired, Viggo plays the hottie Aragorn and Orlando plays the almighty, sexy Legolas! RayJay of course wanted Legolas' bow and Aragorn's sword... Mary just wants them!)
RayJay came back, giving up but Mary was still running around like a headless chicken.
Joey walked outside, face full and dirty because of the food. "What's up with her?"
Everyone shrugged.
RayJay and Yami were cuddling on the grass and Tea had had just about enough. "Well Yami, I'm going home so I can strip and change my clothes. Hint.... Wanna come along?"
His face was very interesting and disgusted. "Tea, that's... disturbing... why would I want to come along?" He patted RayJay on the head. "You're not cute like RayJay is." RayJay smiled angelically.
Tea's face turned red. "I HATE YOU ALL! I'M GOING HOME SINCE NO ONE IN THIS STORY CARES ABOUT ME OR LIKES ME!" (A/N: Of course no one likes Tea! She's getting the hint just as the story is ending!) "AUTHOR! YOU CAN DIE!" (A/N: No... you can die...) "NO! YOU SEE, THAT'S NOT RIGHT!" (A/N: You see... we have no power over the show... so you can just die in the story. You're even more annoying than Kaiba's ego.)
*Tea falls down dead just as Mary returns and everyone frolicks and rejoices*