"Lily"

"Yes, James?"

"Let's play a game."

"I'm studying."

"So?"

"So I'm busy"

"Not anymore."

"James! Where'd you vanish my books to?"

"I dunno. Now, let's play."

"NO. Bring back my books."

"I can't."

"Why not?"

"…I can't remember the charm to bring them back."

"JAMES!"

"Yes, Lily?"

"Get my books back."

"No can do. I already told you I forgot the counter-charm."

"Argh! You're so frustrating!'

"…will you play the game now?"

"No, James. I will not."

"What if I promised to look up how to get your books back after you play?"

"…alright."

"Great! Now, I'll say a word, and you say the first word that comes to mind."

"Alright."

"Apple"

"Pie"

"Ham"

"Pig"

"Sticky"

"Bubble gum"

"That's two words!"

"Oh, fine. Gum. Ok?"

"Yep. Breakfast"

"Pancakes"

"Scary"

"Boggart"

"Sport"

"Football"

"What's that?"

"It's a muggle sport. Now keep going so I can get my books back."

"But I still don't know what it is!"

"I'll take you to a game sometime."

"…Is that a date?"

"No."

"You're blushing!"

"No I'm not!"

"Yes you are!"

"No. now keep going. I need to finish my essay."

"But-"

"No buts. Continue."

"Fine, Flower."

"Rose."

"Fruit"

"Tomato."

"Ha! A tomato is a vegetable, not a fruit."

"No, it's a fruit, trust me."

"How do you know?"

"My mother is a professional chef."

"What?"

"She cooks for people."

"What about house elves?"

"Muggles don't have those."

"Why not? We've got load at Hogwarts."

"Muggles don't know about magic."

"Oh, right."

"I thought you took muggle studies."

"I do, but Sirius takes it too, and we sit right next to each other…"

"I get it. Wait. Why does Sirius take muggle studies? He hates extra work."

"To bug his parents. You know how they are."

"No, I don't."

"Really? The Blacks are such an old pureblood family."

"I'm muggleborn."

"Oh, yeah. I forget. The Blacks are a bunch of muggle-hating, inbred gits."

"Nice description."

"Thanks. Now, back to the game. Funny"

"Joke"

"Loud"

"Sonorous"

"Cute"

"Remus."

"Aw, come on, Lily!"

"Keep on with the game."

"Ughh. Fine."

"Now, James."

"Stop pouting."

"I'm not pouting!"

"Yes you are."

"No!"

"Will you stop if I say your cute, too?"

"Yes."

"You're cute, too, James."

"Why, thank you, Lily."

"Just go on."

"Fun"

"Swings"

"Music"

"Beatles"

"Beatle"

"Ringo"

"Hmm…I prefer George, personally."

"James."

"Fine. I'll keep going."

"Thank you."

"Homework"

"Boring"

"Really? I always thought of you as more of a 'homework is fun!' kind of person."

"…"

"Ok, ok. Candy"

"Chocolate"

"Comfy"

"Pajamas"

"Pool"

"Wet"

"Dance"

"Ballet"

"Singing"

"Fun"

"Teeth"

"White"

"Dumbledore"

"Crazy"

"…"

"Stop laughing! Did you want me to lie? The man's a genius, but he's truly insane."

"I know. Butter"

"Yummy"

"Evil"

"Voldemort"

"Drink"

"Butterbeer"

"Christmas"

"December"

"Snow"

"Cold"

"Love"

"You"

"..."

"…"

"Did you say me?"

"No…I meant…Claude…"

"Claude?"

"The French underwear model…"

"Lily?"

"Oh, fine! I meant you,James Potter!"

"No! Lily! Don't leave!"

"No, I think I've made enough of a fool of myself for one day"

"Wait! I love you, too!"

"…"

"…"

"Really?"

"…yeah…"

"I always thought you were in it for the chase."

"Of course not! I've always loved you!"

"Promise?"

"I promise."

"…"

"Lily, will you go out with me?"

"I thought you'd never ask."