Hey, anybody that's reading this. My last fanfic was a mistake, considering it was my first one, and it was shitty. I am trying to delete it, and do it again. I didn't know what to do, but I did anyways. Anyways, I had an idea of Adam Ruins Everything in Zootopia, and Im sorry if you end up reading this, because most likely, it's bad! Like real baaaaaaaaaaad!

It was a good afternoon for Nick , as he had a day off, as for Judy. Well, she had to do arresting for Nick. She was just wondering what Nick was doing. She loved that sly, suave fox. But she was wondering something else. For how long can she keep it in? It was something that bothered her for a long time. But then again, she was good at bottling emo- "YES! 6'o clock. Time to get a leave and my clothes. To Nick's apartment, here we go!" said the happy bunny. She was always happy as, he and Judy moved into an apartment as roommates. She changed and headed out for the day. "Bye Judy!" said the donut loving cop. "Bye Benji! See you tomorrow!" replied Judy.

She got her car's keys and headed out. She hated driving alone though. Nick wasn't there to cheer her up with cheesy jokes. But it did give her some privacy and she was glad that she had it. She put on the bluepaw of her phone and popped whatever song she found on Samsung Milk: Sing For the Moment: By Eminem. She was surprised this song came up as she hasn't sang that song for at least 6 years. But she was happy. It was good at time it came out. She started singing along. "These ideas are nightmares for mice parents. Who's worst fear is a child with dyed fur and likes earrings. Like whatever they say has no bearings, it's so scary in a house that allows no swearing. Uh man, I haven't heard this song since I was in 5th grade. And I didn't even like rap back then. And I still don't." she sang/ said to herself. She finished one or two songs when she got home. She locked the car and went to her apartment room.

She fumbled with key but got it quickly, and opened the door. She got hit with a wave of synthetic and electrical music. Apparently Nick was playing Hotline Miami, (an actual game that exists) and he was in the apartment room of Jacket, the main character. Everytime he's in the room, one of the soundtracks plays, called: Deep Cover. It's supposed to be relaxing, but it gives people headaches , specially Judy. And, to top it off he was playing the song in the speakers, at almost full volume. "GODDAMMIT NICK, TURN THAT THING OFF THIS INSTANT!" Nick got scared and jumped up in his chair and turned around. He was tapping the escape button and he was closing every tab he had. It had the Steam page, then some news page, then uranium research pages? And some music creating Web page, and porn? And some, other things that got him turned on, I guess?

"Heyyyyyyy, carrots! It's so good to see you." Said Nick in a shaky and nervous voice. "Ok, 1: you know that, that song gets me headaches, and 2, I didn't know you played video games, 3, I didn't know you made music as well, and 4,…I'm not gonna question the other, things you had on the computer. So, anyways, you had plans with me for today?" Judy asked Nick. "Ok 1, yes, I do know. 2 I do play video games, but I didn't want to show you as it is pretty violent. 3, I do make music, but it's the same type, so you won't like it. 4, I'm glad you didn't question it-" "Yet!" Judy cut him off. "Right? And 5, yes we were going to the park."

Judy got ready and headed out for the day. She came back to the house, exhausted (since they played soccer, and sorry it got cut, the show had to begin soon) "Wow Nick, you can play very well! Phew" They both stayed there silently. Until Judy broke the ice. "So Nick, I know you didn't get that good for yourself, there must be a vixen you want to impress right?" Judy just said the trigger words of every confession starter. "Yeah, I kinda did that for my mother, and well, the person I would love most." He started to get sad and tears started to drop from his eyes. He closed them as he didn't want to cry, but his body said otherwise. "Nick, what are you trying to say? Are you ok?". "… Judy, there is… uhm. I can't say it! There is something I need to tell you!" Nick, being the sly self he was, is now crying in front of Judy. His tears were uncontrollable, because of how much one little bunny made him feel after he told her about his childhood in the gondola during the night howler case. He was afraid this day would come, where he would cry in front of somebody, because he promised himself that nobody would get to him. Judy, who, on the other hand, was worried of what Nick was trying to say. "Nick, spit it out, I won't laugh, or….do anything to hurt you. Please, say it, you're worrying me, please!" Judy was now on the same, well, a level below Nick. He just couldn't say it, because of the fears he had. Come one Nick, there is a women trying to figure out what's wrong, just say it. Say It. SAY IT!"PLEASE NICK, TE-", "I LOVE YOU!"

Those 3 words made silence. Then Nick broke the ice by hugging Judy like if she was his mother, the only hug he reserved for (who, unfortunately, is dead. ) It wasn't your " you're my friend" kind of hug. It was the " I will always love you, for ever, and ever!" kind of hug. He never thought he would give this hug. They parted away, and they both looked into each other's eyes. Well, tried to, both of their eyes had so much tears in them that their vision was blurry. "You do?"

"Yep, he truly does, that's why he-" a mysterious wolf, who broke into their house just spoke up, like if he wanted to be seen. He had a pair of brown glasses, a hairstyle that made his hair be really big, but combed all the way back. He was too familiar, like if he was seen in tv before. He was cut from his sentence short when Nick looked at him with sadness wiped off his face and replaced with confusion and anger. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? AND, How, did you get in? Look, please leave, before I arrest you, I'll let you know I'm a cop, so don't do anything stupid!" Nick was grabbing his gun that he always kept with him, and pushing Judy behind him. "Hey, don't freak out! I'm not here to steal anything, but your time!", he was just familiar, was he from a tv show? "And I got here with teleporting because, well, its my tv show. Hi I am Adam Conover, and this is Adam Ruins Everything!"

(Just imaging the intro in ur mind (if you've seen the show))

"Uhm, Adam ruins what? Look, just leave please?" Judy said while pushing the weird wolf out of the house. "Wait, but I didn't even-", Adam, was yet again cut short with a slammed door to the face. Judy turned back at Nick, who's cheeks fur was poofed with the dried tears that were running down his face earlier. "Nick, I,… love you to, you know. But, what if we get rejected? What if, we get fired? What if the city hall doesn't likes interspecies couples?"

"UHM, NO IT DOESN'T!", Adam yelled. Judy opened the door and looked at him with confusion. "Uhm, 1, why don't you leave already, and 2, How do you know, do you work there?", "Uhm 'cause one, it's my job to ruin things for ya, don't you pay attention? Adam Ruins Everything? And 2, no it doesn't. They say they love interspecies couples, but that's what the city, want's you to think. But in reality, it doesn't. It's for their reputation." Judy then looked at Adam with suspicion. "Oh, yeah, give me proof?" Adam, who has a too-innapropiate-of-a-smile-because-of-the-situation smile on his face, was happy to give them proof. "You want proof? I'll give you proof, come're. We'll have to travel back in time, 1944. When the first interspecies couple were made." Adam grabs the door knob to Nick's bedroom. "Uhm, that's my bedroom?", "Welp, no, not for a short time at least." Adam opens the door to the inside of the bedroom. Instead of seeing his bed, he saw a cafeteria filled with animals, from a tiger, to an elephant, having pair of green pants, black boots, and a muscle shirt. But in black and white? "Where are we?", "More like, when are we? It's 1944 genius. Back then, female animals weren't allowed to fight, it's Paw War ll, and instead, could help out with janitorial and cooking jobs in the military base. The first couple were a tiger named Anderson Woods, and a deer named Abigail "Deerest" Aguirre. They were enemies, as 'nature has it' sure, but they loved each other. Once, Anderson's general caught them making out and reported it, not to the directory of the Military, but instead to the mayor, of Zootopia."

(skit) "Aha! I finally caught you, two, filthy, sexy animals! Ohhh, you're gonna get it when the mayor hears about this! Hahahahah!"

"And the thing is, Anderson was pretty much helping the US in attacks and made their chances of winning, significantly higher. And if he got kicked out, the US were pretty much screwed. So when Raccoon mayor Roosevelt heard it, he actually gave the couple a gift: a wedding ring, already paid. And you know, wedding rings are a total myth of 'love', buuuut, that's for another episode. When Anderson came back to his house after the war, he got married, and shown as an appreciation and definition of Zootopia." When The wolf stopped talking, they exited "the time traveling room" and Judy and Nick were starring to each other. Right before he talked, he checked if his room turned back to normal, and it did. Weird, but whatevs. "Wait, we asked for proof that interspecies couples are something everyone hates, then why did you give us the proof, which is the opposite of what you're telling us?", Nick couldn't help, but bear (badumtss) that thought to go against Adam. "Because, that was the version the city hall tells us, of the mayor giving a gift to the couple, but in reality, they actually did, give them gifts. But in a twist. After they got married, they got assassinated by a top C.I.A. agent because the mayor couldn't stand to see one of his best veterans be a symbol of something he hated.

(Skit) *pew, peech, peech. Sound of a silenced gun, but written pretty badly* "Not today, not tomorrow, not ever, ya filthy animals!" *spits on dead corpses*

"So, we can get killed for being in a relationship? That's pretty messed up, but why?" Judy asked Adam. She was pretty terrified of the idea of being killed by the same city she helped. "Well, here's the reason the mayor hates interspecies couples."

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Hey guys, or anybody. I know you want to go down in the reviews saying "ohh this doesn't make sense, Adam shouldn't be a wolf, Nick got over his sadness too quick, nanananana!" Look, I get it, it's horrible, but believe me, there's more bad one, and probably are worse than my fanfic, so don't put too much hatred in it please? Anyways, there is like 3 breaks in every episode, so this story is going to be 3 chapters long. I'm sorry if you read this and kill yourself, please forgive me, I'm starting out. Anyways, see Ya guys later!