Title: The Desk-Part Tres
Pairing: none really, just Konzen, Goku, Konzeon and Jiroshen
Warning/Rating: pg
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Leave me be.
A/N: As always, critiques are appreciated. I have a lot more talking going on and my punctuation skills are terrible.
Konzen looked flustered. Not his usual 'leave me the fuck alone so I can get some work done' fluster. No, this was the 'I'm trying to hide something so hurry the fuck up and leave so I can take care of it' fluster. Not one to be bothered by hir nephew's mood swings though, Konzeon glided toward one of the vacant office chairs and sat down, motioning her attendant, Jiroshen, to do the same.
"So nephew, where's Goku?" s/he asked, looking around the office. Everything was immaculate as usual which meant Goku hadn't been there for a while.
"Out. Now, if that's all..."
"When will he be back? I haven't seen your ward for several days now. I miss the little monkey."
"Come back later."
Now, normally, when Konzen was ready for you to leave, he would walk, or rather drag, you to the door and open it for you, barely giving you time to cross the threshold before he closed it on you. "Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you" suddenly popped in the Goddess head. How odd.
"Well?" s/he asked again.
"Well what?" Konzen bristled, becoming even more agitated. He began shuffling papers and slamming his stamp down on the defenseless documents. A thumping sound, followed by some shuffling and a yelp came from beneath Konzen's desk.
The goddess lifted an eyebrow and smirked, "Well, well, Konzen. I had no idea we were interrupting. Come Jiroshen, it seems my nephew is rather busy at the moment."
S/He stood up and looked at nephew, "Here are the treats I brought for Goku. Make sure he gets them. I know they are his favorite."
Konzeon and Jiroshen had just made their way to the door when they heard a muffled noise, Konzen cursing and a loud crashing sound. They had turned around in time to see Goku, who had apparently been hiding beneath Konzen's desk, jump out and grab the bag of treats left by the goddess.
"…but Konzen, I'm starving. And why did I have to hide anyway? Kenren said you wanted me to wear this."
It took all of The Merciful Goddess' strength not to burst into laughter at the sight of Goku. She had to wonder where in all of heaven and earth Kenren had found the…outfit that he had supplied Goku for Konzen's entertainment.
He was wearing some sort of dress, from down below no doubt. It was light blue, with a white pinafore over the top. Although it was stopped at the knee, you could still see the white petticoat and bloomers that peeked out from underneath. Combine that with white stockings and a pair of black, patent leather flats and you have the makings of an adorable little girl. Too bad Goku is a boy.
"Is he wearing lip gloss?" Jiroshen stared in shocked astonishment.
"And glitter on his cheeks, too. My, my Kenren must have really been upset about his quarters after all" s/he said loud enough for Konzen to hear.
"Get the hell out of my office this instant, or by the…."
"OK, ok, we're going. Come along, Jiroshen."
Once outside, both goddess and bodyguard burst in hysterics.
"The Field Marshall was correct. I really did enjoy that visit with my nephew."
They hadn't yet left when they heard Goku yell, "Oww! Why'd you hit me? I only asked if you had a banana in your pocket. You could at least share."
Needless to say, the two eavesdroppers had difficulty breathing as they made their way back to their palace.
A/N-2: I tried to put the link for the picture in here, but it wouldn't work. Anyway, it's Alice's dress in Alice in Wonderland.
