Disclaimer: Me – Dear God, I wish I owned Twilight.
God's reply – Nuh-uh, Ain't happin' sucka. Make your own story.
(Don't Dis The Lord. Or I personally will find you. And hurt you worse than Jane ever can.)
Stupidity
Emmett POV
Everyone was sitting in the living room, bored. Renesme was with Jacob, hunting. Maybe she would eat the mutt, I thought. Edward laughed.
"She should," he said. Everyone thought he went crazy.
"Oh, I get it." Alice said.
"Okay, guys. Spill." Bella's so bossy.
" I thought Nessie should eat Jacob."Bella scowled. But then let it go.
-After an hour-
I was thinking what we can do. Then I thought of it.
"Hey, guys, let's play –"
"NO!"
Edward and Alice were glaring at me. Bella and Jasper looked at us questioningly. Rose said, " He wants to play truth or dare, doesn't he?" flipping through the pages of her Vogue magazine.
Bella blushed. Ha, she's reliving the last time, I thought.
-Flashback –
"I hate you, Emmett!" she said as she stormed to her bedroom, preparing for the dare.
She came back dressed in a black mini skirt that barely covered her toushee (butt). Her red Tank top's neckline plunged dangerously low, even for Rosie. And it hugged it hugged her torso tight, emphasizing her boo-
"Stupid, overprotective mind reader! SHIT!" I yelled as Edward struggled against Jasper , trying to tear me apart.
" Guys! I'd rather not do the dare but I have to. If you wanna see it, stop trying to kill each other. Please."
God, Bella was bossy. Hey, she has a new nickname- Bella Bossy Bit-
CRASH!
This time it was both Edward and Alice. Okay, honestly, this was getting old and I was getting sore.
" Emmett, What I will do to you will take away your ability to think and you will have no future!" Uh-oh, I unleashed the fury of the psychic pixie. " One more, Emmett, I dare you to piss me off one more time!" They both got off me and we piled into the car, driving to Newton Household.
When we got there, we all hid in the bushes.
"Sorry Bells, but its time." Alice said.
Bella got up and rang the doorbell. "What!?!" Nick, Mike's son, said. Bellsy pressed her lips to his for five seconds. Then disappeared.
Next thing I heard was Bellsy and Eddie-boy getting it on to the extreme. Near M rated…
"Get a room!" I yelled. They reluctantly separated and we ran towards the car.
-End of Flashback -
I laughed and Eddie-boy glared back.
Bella looked up. I put my very best puppy-dog face. She laughed.
"You"- giggles- "looked" –giggles- "so" –giggles- "funny!" Everyone else was laughing too.
"Fine!" She was so easy to persuade. "But I start!" And there goes the happiness.
"Fine!"
"Emmett, I dare you to –"
"I didn't pick dare!"
"But you always pick dare…" she said knowingly.
"Oh, yeah! Carry on."
"I dare you to –"
"OhmygoshnessBellayourebrilliant!" Alice. Edward laughed seeing the vision too. I swear I heard him say, "That's my girl."
"OK, yall. Can she finish the dare!?!" The suspense was killing me (even if I'm already dead).
"OK. No interruptions. I dare you to ask Nick Newton to prom-"
"Pssh, it's so easy." And I was scared. She normally does better than this. Better than me.
Bella smiled. "There's a catch. You have to say it seductively and if he says yes, you have you take him to prom." She smiled wider. "And kiss him. Later to be put on the glorious YouTube, that Alice will tell EVERYONE to watch. Sorry Rose."
I was shocked. THIS WAS BAD. And everyone was laughing.
Rosalie spoke up. "Its okay, Bells. I have to stay home anyway AND FIX OUR CLOSET SINCE SOMEBODY MADE IT A DORA THE EXPORER SANTUARY!"
Everyone laughed harder, but I stood my ground. "What?!? She totally rocks!"
Edward stood. "No, she doesn't. SpongeBob does."
Then, Jasper stood. "I have to disagree! Phineas and Ferb totally raise the roof!"
Then as if on cue, we all lunged at each other. I aimed at Jasper, he aimed at Edward and Edward aimed at me. And then the chaos began.
- Bella's POV –
This was so much better than truth or dare. I was about to get the video camera when I saw Alice had it. "Hey Alice, when did you start taping?"
"Ever since the game started, so that means we have Emmett's reaction to the dare on tape!"
Eventually, an hour passed. Yeah – I know, AN HOUR! It got old so … "Boys!"
All three stopped to look at me. "If you don't stop, we will post this on the YouTube." I gestured to Alice, who was trying to turn it off. "Red button, Alice." I turned back to the boys.
They looked like deer caught in headlights. They rushed to their respective mates with a chorus of "Please don't" and "I beg you." I even heard Emmett say " You don't want to be caught dating a wimp, do you?"
Rosalie responded, "Then I won't date you." Emmett's eyes were like saucers. Rosalie said, "Don't pull the puppy-dog face card. I've grown immune."
I turned to Edward. He whispered into my ear, "You don't want to do that, Isabella." He began to kiss my jaw from ear to ear. My knees began to grow weak when I realized what he was doing.
"Cheater! We will put this-"
Alice laughed, "It's already on."
The boys, again, looked like deer caught in headlights. The girls left the room, laughing. We laughed harder when Jasper said, "You had to make that comment, Emmett."
