take it LIKE A MAN
:) nick/macy

by kathryn

yeah well.
it's just some nacy dialogue.
i wish i could write you something
of substance but
i really can't
:(

"Oh hi, Nick of JONAS! I didn't know you were going to spend lunch in the library! Well I mean, I did...not that I overheard you tell Joe..."

"Right. Well. That's fascinating."

"Are you okay? You look really pale."

"No, I'm peachy. Better than peachy. I'm fantastilistic."

"Now, now. No need for sarcasm, Mr. Lucas. Tell Dr. Macy what troubles you."

"It's not a big deal."

"Well it's obviously a big deal if you're hiding your gorgeous face in the library! It's macaroni day for lunch! You love macaroni day!"

"Well...I do love macaroni."

"I know! It's so warm and gooey and cheesy and – wait, don't try to change the subject. What's up?"

"The ceiling."

"Nick."

"A ceiling fan."

"Nicholas."

"My hair."

"Nicholas Jerry."

"Bookshelves."

"Nicholas Jerry Lucas, you tell me what's going on right now or...or...or...or I'll tell everyone on my fansite where your OTHER birthmark is!"

"...you wouldn't."

"Try me."

"Okay, okay. Penny dumped me."

"Who's Penny?"

"You know. Penny. Long hair. Voice like an angel."

"OH. So?"

"...Macy, I dated her for like three weeks."

"I tried to block the pain from my subconscious, but yes, I do recall."

"Well, she dumped me. She said I was 'too intense' or something. I mean, isn't that bogus?"

"Well...you ARE pretty intense."

"What are you saying, Macy?"

"Me? I'm not saying anything!"

"You're agreeing with her. You agree that I'm too intense. Figures. Even my number one fan hates me."

"I don't hate you!"

"You insinuated."

"...huh?"

"You insinuated that you hated me by saying I was too intense."

"All I said was that you were PRETTY intense, Nick. Relax, okay?"

"Okay, okay. I'm sorry."

"Nick, I think you should really try and see the good in this situation."

"What good is there? The love of my life dumped me."

"She was the seventh love of your life."

"Same difference."

"Oh, stop feeling sorry for yourself and take it like a man, Lucas!"

"But-"

"No buts!"

"But!"

"Nicholas!"

"Macy!"

"Yes?"

"BUT SHE WAS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!"

"You're hopeless."

"I've heard that."

"But also dreamy and smart and sexy."

"..."

"Aw, Nick! You're blushing!"

"Did you just call me sexy?"

"Yes, I did." :)

"Oh...wow."

"Well, it's true."

"I guess? I gotta go..."

"But! You're still reading! Um, what's the book you're reading called? I bet I've read it before!"

"No, I mean I have to go to class."

:(

"Maybe we can hang out later or something. I gotta...clear my head."

:(

"Don't use the pout on me."

:'(

"Okay, okay. I'll walk you to class."

:D

"You can talk now, Macy."

"Oh, right...um...I...you're touching me!"

"Is that a bad – oh, great. She fainted. STELLA!"

lmfao super random and pointless.
xD tell me if you laughed
i didn't 0_0

PLZ REVIEW WITH MORE THAN "SO CUTE/FUNNY" OR "I LOVED iT," thanks!

fml. i didn't realize i had caps on
ehh
whatever ;D