Bella was sitting with Edward while He was watching the food network, then Jake came in and Bella threw the steak that had been in her back pocket at him, when it hit him he fell over dead "What the-" Bella yelled And just then Rosalie walked into the room and yelled "I'm not sleeping around!" When they looked on Jake's arm he had bite marks all up and down it "How could you!" Emmett yelled while a steak flew out of the TV and hit Edwards face and bounced off his and onto Rosalie's killing them both, then out of nowhere Victoria comes crashing threw the window and kills Bella then throws her into the river but then Rosalie came back to life and killed Victoria but then Rosalie died for real this time and Emmett got over it and went out with Jane

The End

P.s Jasper and Alice where at the movies.