Bowser's perfect plan...?
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Hey everyone, Guy again! Anyway this fanfiction comes from a crazy Idea I once had (Someone actually Marrying Bowser!) But I also wanted to do a weight gain fic. anyway, please read and review! Flame me at your own risk!
Dry Bowser had walked into his castle, once again he faced off against Mario...and once again he lost (Fell into anti Koopa lava, hence being bones)! Dry Bowser then saw his youngest son, Bowser jr. who had already told Kammy koopa to get the reviving spell in order. After the giant turtle rejoined the living, he spoke to his son who looked at his sulking father.
"Jr., how am I ever gonna get Peach if Mario always gets in my way?"
"Well Pop, why don't you bake momma a special snack?" the mini koopa said innocently, even though he knew Peach wasn't truly his mother.
"Son she'd ne-" just then Bowser got a brilliant idea! He quickly hugged his son and rushed to the kitchen, calling in Kamek and Kammy koopa, along with his top chefs!
After five hours of preparation Bowsers plan was complete! He had baked (or forced his servants to bake) two large pies, they seemed both similar and ordinary, but they were very different! the one meant for Peach had a very powerful love potion in it, one that not only made the eater fall in love with the titanic tyrant, but also forced them to eat the whole thing, so no one else would fall for him by mistake, the only flaw was that it was insanely fattening!!! The other one, meant for Mario, would cause death within the final stages of digestion, so that the plumber wouldn't even be able to fight back! Bowser had put both pies into packages, and he began preparations for his master plan!
"Kammy, Kamek, have the anti-fattener pill ready in 2 hours, I don't want my princess looking chubby during our wedding! Oh and get the delivery guy ready!" "But sire, are you sure this is-" Kamek started but his master glared at him angrily.
"MY PLAN WILL WORK, NOW GET IT DONE!" and with that, the evil koopa stormed into his room so he could write the vows. Little did the koopa king know that his plan had a few minor flaws...
A few hours later Mario and Peach were walking through toad town during one of their dates, but they had a nagging feeling they forgot something. As they walked they heard a couple of loud motors from behind them, turning around, the couple saw that it was Rosalina on her shooting star bike, racing against Yoshi in his egg-1 kart, and both were about to hit a building!
"OH!! OUTTA THE WAY!" A toad yelled as he fled for his life as did many others.
Quickly, Mario then used his jumping powers to grab his two friends from off their vehicles as they were about to crash.
After a moment the four of them saw that no one was harmed and Rosalina spoke
"Wow, sorry guys, I guess Yoshi and I got a little careless." The star princess said apologetically
"Its no problem", said Peach, "Mario and I are just glad no ones hurt!"
"Well since you two are out of a ride why don't we all get something to eat', Mario offered "Then we'll all go to the castle."
"Yoshi Yoshi!" Yoshi said in agreement
and the four headed off.
When they all got to le Goomba's bistro The group had decided on a large peperoni Pizza with extra mushrooms, and within 2o minutes had consumed the whole thing. Rosalina then sighed and spoke
"Thank you for the meal, it was very filling!" She said touching her thin stomach and looking up at the ceiling as Yoshi yawned in agreement.
Peach then dug into the pockets of her dress and remembered something important, then she said said "Well I have a few spare coins, but Mario and I have to go help Luigi find his Poltergust, his mansions re-infested by boos, will you be able to stay here for a bit, it'll probably be around 20 minutes."
"It's okay, we can wait." the peach lookalike said as she graciously accepted the coins as the royal duo left.
A little after they left the delivery guy, a special shy guy who was a master at finding recipiants and giving parcels walked into Le Goomba's Bistro, hearing that Mario and Peach were there. The Server then directed him to their table wher he saw Rosalina and Yoshi. the delivery guy was also half blind and easily mistook the star princess for Peach, quickly he said
"For her majesty and her companion!" and ran away even more quickly, leaving Yoshi and Rosalina confused.
"Was this a complementary dessert?" Rosalina asked, seeing the cake meant for Peach, "It would be good manners to at least try it." she said Picking up a knife and fork while daintily cutting it.
As Rosalina began to consume the pie, Wario and Waluigi appeared from behind a table they'd been hiding behind.
They saw Mario and the others during the crash, and knew an oppurtunity to get something of value. Stealthily they snatched Yoshi's Pie and ran off before the dinosaur noticed.
During all of this Rosalina stopped eating daintily and began scarffing the pie with a passion, it was so flavorful, she couldn't place exactly what it was but eating it made her feel warm, just as it was whenever she was with her lumas. Finally after finishing it all Rosalina noticed the oddest thing, she wanted to see Bowser!!!
Confused but sure of her feelings Rosalina told Yoshi she had to go, and to tell Mario and Peach she'd see them later. As Rosalina walked away she noticed that her stomach and arms were a bit bigger than usual, no only that but her leg, backside and thighs were especially big, even bulging against her dress so that bystanders from yards away could see!
Shrugging it off to a little too much splurging the empress of stars continued her trek. Meanwhile Yoshi had finally noticed his pie was gone, yoshi thought for a moment and sniffed the air to see if he could smell who took it, immediately the dino noticed the stagnant scent of garlic. 'Wario!' thought Yoshi, quickly, he then noticed another scent and found Waluigi's. The dino wrote a note for Mario and left to pursue the theives!
After an hour of walking Rosalina had finally made it to the door of Bowsers castle, feeling nervous she knocked. After a minute a dry bones servant came and asked in a raspy voice
"Can I help you?" while observing the chubby lady.
"Umm yes...I need to talk to Bowser... is he available?" Rosalina asked while blushing.
"Hmm well he's making some calls, but he should be done in a minute, please come inside.."
"Thank you Mr..."
"Karlton, ma'am" the dead koopa said, as he beckoned her in.
When Rosalina entered the foyer, she noticed the room was dark and dingy, the furniture seemed to be wrought of bones and there were pictures of Bowsers eight children and a portrait of the Great Koopa himself. Rosalina also saw that someone was in the kitchen making loud noises Then Bowser walked out, grumbling about poor help, then he noticed Rosalina.
Well so ends chapter 1, I plan for this to be relatively short, but seeing how The future is unpredictable IDK how this'll end, Review and Take care, Seeya next Chapter!
