Full Title: How Hungary Came to be Austria's Servant and the First Use of the Cell Phone
WARNING: Crack, minor cussing, seizing of vital regions, the Frying Pangle, gender confusion, boobs, bending of history, handcuffs, and Prussia being Prussia.
This entire thing is based off of a text message RP that my Prussia and I did. We started out by talking about episode 90(where they find out Hungary is a girl) and some how shifted into RPing when I said "No boobs for you Prussia." So yeah, cracky times ahead.
"Come on, I gotta bandage your wound~~"
"No, not with your freaking crotch cloth!"
Hungary tackled Prussia to the ground, in a futile attempt to get him to stop trying to bandage the multiple wounds she was covered in due to a fight with Turkey. This only let Prussia bandage her up. "Ha! The awesome me has succeeded!" he yelled. Hungary wasn't about to let him win completely, though. "I'll tell Austria you like men!" She yelled.
"What? How does that make me like men?"
"Because you bandaged me with your crotch cloth!"
"What? You're a girl…"
"Nu-uh!"
Prussia pointed to her chest. "See, boobs."
"Those are chest muscles!"
"Then why are they soft?"
Hungary paused. "Huh, I guess I must be a girl then."
Prussia stood up, ready to leave. "Wait, I don't want to wear a dress!" Hungary yelled.
"You don't have to."
"Oh. So we can still be bros and stuff too right?"
"Yeah, sure."
"And beat up Austria!"
"Yeah!" The two did an epic Prussian-Hungarian high five. "Lets go seize Austria's vital regions!" Prussia yelled, and the two raced off to Austria's house, with Prussia leading.
"Ha! I win!" Prussia yelled as he arrived at the house first. Hungary slammed into the door. The albino Prussian pulled her back and walked into the house first, running to Austria's room. However, Hungary quickly pulled him back and walked into the room first, greeting Austria with, "Hi Austria~! We're here for your vital regions~!"
This quickly led into a fight over Austria, in which the Austrian in question received no say in the matter. Prussia claimed his vital regions.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-" Hungary yelled, before pausing to take a peculiar cellular device out of her pocket, to take pictures of the act, before continuing. "-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."
Austria passed out from shock, so Prussia sat on the bed, doodling Gilbird and other cute things on his bare chest while Hungary sat and watched. That voyeur. It didn't matter to Hungary though, for as soon as he was done Austria was all hers. Prussia quickly pulled a pair of handcuffs out of his pocket, and handcuffed himself to Austria. Thinking he won, he threw a grin at Hungary, who responded with a glare. She quickly pulled out her own handcuffs and handcuffed herself to Austria's other arm, throwing the key out the window for good measure. Prussia sighed, undoing his handcuffs. "You win," he said, leaving.
"YEAH!" Hungary yelled. However, she then realized she wouldn't be able to undo her handcuffs. Prussia had already left the house, chuckling to himself. "I think the awesome me has done enough damage for one day."
People will forever talk about the day they heard an angry voice yelling, "DAMN YOU !" They said it could be heard all around the world.
And that was how Hungary became Austria's servant.
