(Another) Nothing In Particular
a/n: random nothingness...
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"Hey, babe."
"Hey, Cath."
"What's up?"
"Nothing. Just reading the funny papers."
"Hmm..."
"Okay, Cath, you're thinking of something."
"Well, Sara. just wondering actually..."
"About..."
"About the funny papers."
"So?"
"The Phantom."
"The what?"
"That one. The Phantom."
"Sooo..."
"He's not funny but yet he's in the funny papers."
"Hmmm..."
"See what I mean?"
"Well, a man wearing a purple skin tight costume is funny."
"Okay, so he can be in the funny papers."
"Catherine?"
"Yeah, baby?"
"Speaking of super heroes, what do you think of Superman?"
"Red cape, red underwear and blue tights?"
"Don't forget the yellow belt."
"You see people on the strip at night walking like that."
"Ahh, but they're not super heroes."
"Point taken. Sara, got a question about Wonder Woman."
"You wonder if she really is a woman?"
"No, no, no. She's a chick alright. But how does she know where she parks her plane is if it's invisible?"
"You don't park planes, Catherine. Maybe she has one of those plane remotes."
"A what?"
"You know, like a car remote. Press the button, makes the 'click-click' sound, you know where you're parked."
"You said we don't park planes and I don't think they have that."
"Well, she got an invisible plane, you never know what accessories it comes with."
"Like the lasso and gold bullet proof wrist bands."
"Ahh, that came with the costume. The plane was probably ordered from the Justice League Department."
"You know, we must be really bored to be having a conversation like this."
"Hmm...And you know I love having conversations with you even if it's nothing in particular."
"I know that, it's just that we're laying around doing nothing."
"Oh, we will be doing something, in due time."
"Ha ha. Okay then Sara, another thought. How about Robin?""
"Of the duo Batman and Robin?"
"Yup."
"Well, yellow cape, red top, green gloves and boots. Hey, I don't think he wore leggings or tights at first."
"Oh, yeah. And his legs were hairless. Maybe he waxes."
"Wow. Wish I had that. Makes you really wonder about the Boy Wonder and the Bat."
"Sara?"
"Yeah, babe?"
"We really need to pass time a better way."
"In due time, babe. This is fun!"
"Yeah, right. An intellectual conversation of nothingness. We're real mature."
"Catherine, if you were a super hero, what powers would you want?"
"Hmmm. One that really matters. To have powers over you."
"You already have me under your spell. Another one, babe."
"Hmm. Let me think. How about you?"
"I already possess the power to undress you."
"Oh?"
"Yup. Awhile ago I just looked at you and you dropped your robe."
"Okay, you do have that power everytime you give me that sexy, smoldering look. Really hard to resist."
"It's all in the eyes, babe.Plus I also have another power.."
"Oh?"
"I can see in the dark."
"Really."
"Yeah, turn off the lights."
click.
"Hmmmm...peek-a-boo."
"Uhhhh... hell, Sara. Oh, god...you really know how to move in the dark...ohhh, baby... that's smooth...yesss..."
"And I don't need a costume to prove it."
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unable to sleep...
ps: i have nothing against superheroes. i really do think the new superman is HOT (even in tights...)
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angelle
