Shadamy short: shopping trip

Shadow grumbled as he unwillingly put one foot in front of the other, this entire experince had been a complete and utter nightmere for the poor ebony hedgehog. He had defeated the biolizard, crushed Blackdoom, helped to stop metal sonic and destroyed mephiles, but nothing compared to this... Shopping. Shadow watched as his girlfriend darted from shop to shop, going to one shop to compare the price of a similar item she found in another shop and then going to another shop half a mile away to compare their prices.

Shadow glared at the mountin of shopping bags that Amy had forced the poor hedgehog to carry around. "Amy?" the pink hedgehog swung around "Yes Shadow".

"I am the ultimate lifeform, i have done things that would turn most people insane and i do my level best to help protect you and this planet, so why have i been reduced to carring this shopping?" Amy's responce was to wrap her arms around shadow and give him a light kiss.

"Because "the ultimate lifeform" declared his love for me a few months ago and besides, you want to make me happy don't you?" She gave him irresistible puppy dog eyes. Shadows heart melted and he sighed in defeat "...yes, its just that there kinda heavy"

"Ok then tough guy, i'll carry some of them" Amy smiled.

"It dosn't help that Faker and Tails are followling us around with a camera either" the black hedgehog sighed. "oh don't worry about it, they'll only put it on facebook"

"I don't want evidence of me being nice posted all over facebook!" shadow belowed as he charged up a chaos spear. "let me deal with them" amy giggled.

"What are you going to do to them?"

"you'll see" Amy winked.

Shadow watched as Amy wakled up to sonic and tail's hiding place. "Hey there guys, what are you too doing with that camera?" "ermmm...photographing chille-dogs" Tails facepalmed at sonics failier of an exscuse. "Just hanging around, Amy" Tail's smiled. "uh huh, say, do you mind if i take a look at that camera?" The pink hedgehog asked sweetly. "Actually Amy we have to be on or way..." Amys piko piko hammer appeared in her hand. "I said let me look at the camera"

"Come on Ames, put the hammer dow..." *Smack*

"Im sorry Amy! Sonic made me do i..." *Smack*

"Technically thats considered as robbery" Shadow said as he nodded towards the camera that was now in Amys possesion. "I prefer to think of it as borrowing without permission besides, theres some good pictures of us on there" She smiled as she stroled past him. The black hedgehog looked back at Tails and Sonic, they had been completely K.O'ed.

"I hope she never gets angry with me" Shadow smirked as he watched her continue darting from shop to shop.