A/N: I've decided to let all of my random ideas out and share them with you guys. I will update this whenever any strange ideas hit me. Enjoy~


BananaSplit With a Side of Sake

"You son of a bitch! You got ice cream all over my bananas!" Shouts an enraged Len, waving the fruit in front of Kaito.

"No I didn't," said Kaito while taking the ice cream covered fruit from Len's hand. "You got banana all over my ice cream!"

As Rin and Miku sat there listening and watching the two bickering in the kitchen, Meiko appears at the entrance to the living room. She was obviously angry and suffering from a hangover, which could only mean trouble for the shouting boys. Rin and Miku watch Meiko storm over to Len and Kaito, a sake bottle held in her right hand. There was one thing that crossed their minds as she whacked them both with the bottle…

Len and Kaito are going to be mad at Meiko for getting sake all over their bananas and ice cream.

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Borrowing Kaito's Scarf, Mission Not Impossible

"Kaito~! Please can we borrow your scarf?" Len and Rin plea.

"Why do you need my scarf?" asks Kaito.

"No reason," Len answers.

"Well if you won't tell me, then you can't have it," says Kaito as he walks away.

Rin and Len turn to each other. The twins desperately needed that scarf. As they looked at each other, an unheard message seems to have passed through them as they nod to each other. They follow Kaito down the hallway, quietly humming "Mission Impossible" in unison.

Kaito being the idiot he is thought that the musical humming was his own mind playing music for him, so he thought nothing of it and hummed along with the twins. The twins slowly close the gap between themselves and Kaito, and then, Rin leaps forward and trips Kaito. As Kaito fell to the ground with a thud, Len yanks the scarf off of his neck. As Kaito lay on the ground stunned, the twins leapt onto him and began to jump up and down on his back as if he were a trampoline.

Ten minutes later, any Vocaloid passing through the hallway to get to their room would run into a now dead and half-naked Kaito. Of course, no one would say anything. It was just Kaito after all.

Then, anyone passing through twenty minutes later would also find a dead and half-naked Miku, sporting Kaito's scarf.

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The Shame of Len Kagamine

As Rin sat at the desk in her and Len's bedroom, she heard the unmistakable cries of her brother just down the hallway. Soon enough Len walks in sobbing, closing the door behind him and sits on their bed. There was silence as Rin continued writing her music and there was a pause in Len's sobs.

"Rin…" whispers a distressed Len.

"What is it, Len?" asks Rin not even bothering to face Len. She knew what was wrong, but of course this was no concern to her.

"It happened again…" he whispers, once again breaking into tears.

And for the seventh time this week, Len has had his ass groped by Gakupo.

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Too Much Action for These Figures

"They're here! They're here!" shouts an excited Miku.

"What is?" asks Gakupo as the Vocaloids begin to make their way into the living room.

"Our action figures!" answers Miku, setting down a large box on the coffee table.

"Great! I want to see mine!" exclaims Len.

"Me too!" calls Rin.

Once Miku opened the box all of the Vocaloids dove into the box looking for their own miniature figure. As they each found their own they sat down and looked at them. Rin looked at her figure, it was flat-chested. She looked at Miku's, Luka's, and Meiko's figurines. They weren't like hers at all. She looks at it, anger boiling inside of her, and her right eye twitches. Then she bursts.

"God damn it all!" Shouts Rin as she tosses her figurine to the ground and stomps away, cursing under her breath.

"Rin?" Miku calls after her.

"Is she alright?" murmurs Kaito.

At this the Vocaloids decide to check and see if Rin was alright. Len, on the other hand, stays behind and picks up the small Rin Kagamine from the living room floor. He looks at it. He didn't see anything wrong with it. It seemed fine to him. He then catches sight of Miku's figurine on the table and promptly picks it up.

His eyes dart around the room, making sure no one was watching, and placed the dolls in a rather odd predicament. Len then hears the voices and footsteps of the others returning and decides to escape through the back door.

Miku and Rin are the first to enter.

"What's wrong with-" Miku suddenly stops mid-sentence upon seeing what was on the coffee table.

There they were, Miku and Rin's action figures in a position that seemed as if they were kissing, and the Rin figurine's hands looked like they were groping the Miku figurine's chest. At this the males, Gakupo, Kaito, Akaito, Ted, Dell, and even Mikuo fall to the ground with nose-bleeds while Luka, Meiko, Gumi, Haku, Neru, and Teto began to giggle. Rin and Miku on the other hand, looked at one another, and blushed.


A/N: Yeah, these ideas have been tormenting me for quite some time now. Also, I felt like writing something today. I'm hoping to continue this soon, but before I do that I need reviews people. Thank you for reading.

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