This came to me when my sister asked how she could annoy her friend Lucy, and then I was like hmmm…how would someone annoy Hitsugaya? And then this popped into my head, so please enjoy.
How to Annoy Toshiro
Steal all the paperwork from his desk, and hide it in the floorboards.
When he asks if you have seen it, tell him no, make sure not to giggle or look at the floorboards.
Also tell him that Matsumoto wants to have him over for dinner and when he blushes take a quick picture and then run for your life.
Give the picture to Matsumoto so she can show it to the Woman's Association, ahh a picture where Toshiro is actually blushing how cute
When he's too busy looking for the missing paperwork steal his zanpakuto and hide it in deep in the woods
When he asks you who did it tell him it was Gin
When he goes to beat up Gin, make Karin tag along, put her in the middle where they're fighting and take a picture
Label it Toshiro Fighting for His Love
Then give the picture to Matsumoto to show the Women's Association
When you meet him again give him lots and lots of candy and say loudly "Here you go Shiro-chan, this is the candy you asked for, and I put in a lot of lollie-pops like you said. Also there a second box in your office, if you ever run out of this."
Make sure all his subordinates heard, so they'll all think there Captain like candy, and a lot of it
Go to the 10th Divisions training grounds and tell them Hitsugaya insists they all call him Shiro-chan
And when he finds out everything you did run to Hueco-Mundo and never come out because he'll be waiting to rip you into pieces
