This is my frst-ever fanfiction. PLEASE REVIEW. I will probably update my story every Saturday if I get enough reviews and rates, so please review and rate. Criticism and compliments appreciated. Thanks. 333333333 Legal junk: No, I do not own the Kids Next Door, penguins, Pizza Hut, or anything like that. I'm only 12. OO


It was a peaceful day in the exiting world of Sector V. Nigel and Wally were playing video games, Hoagie was building Kuki a brand-new state-of-the-art Mini Malibu Beach House for her collection of Rainbow Monkeys, and Abby and Nigel were playing cards. Things had been very quiet the past few days, with only 1 mission since Tuesday; to deliver 'vital information', AKA Hoagie's new genius chocolate-chip cookie recipe, to the Moon Base.

"Kuki, your dollhouse is done!" Shouted Hoagie. It was magnificently detailed and wonderful. Hoagie sat down to admire his work just when Kuki came skipping out of Abby's room. "OH Hoagie! IT'S SO BIG AND BEAUTIFUL! MY RAINBOW MONKEYS WILL ABSOLUTELY ADORE IT!" Kuki gushed. "Now I get to paint it rainbow colored and put flowers in it and make it pretty. No offence, but it looks kind of… woody. IT'S STILL WONDERFUL THOUGH." Kuki glomped Hoagie and hopped to her room to get the cutest, most girly decorations she could find to furnish the Mini Malibu Beach House before her Rainbow Monkeys moved in.

"Oh, you're going down, baldie!" Exclaimed Wally. They were playing Attack of the Rabid Ferrets from Mars, and it was a tie: 185,945 to 185,945. "No, I think it is you that's going down, Mr. You-can't-see-my-eyes-under-my-girly-blond-hair man!" said Nigel as he scored 80 bonus points. "Oh, you did NOT just insult the hair," started Wally, still diligently trying to catch up. "It's called Skater Hair, and the women dig it. Something YOU would know nothing about." Nigel couldn't think of a comeback, so instead, he got through the army of rabid ferrets, gaining 10,923 points, and pushed Wally off the Rabid Platform of Ferret-like Doom. "HA! I win! Oh yeah, uh huh, who's the man? Oh yeah, I win, you lose, uh huh." "I'm hungry," declared Wally. "Who wants pizza?"

At the sound of the word 'Pizza', Abby came out of her room. "Me, I'm starving. Get a large pepperoni." Everyone agreed. "Okey dokey, I'm off!" Little did Wally know that perilous doom was waiting for him outside the Pizza Hut…


What kind of doom, you ask? GIANT RADIOACTIVE BLACK-AND-WHITE POLAR WADDLING DOOM, THAT'S WHAT KIND. But you'll have to just wait and see. RATE AND REVIEW and next week you'll meet the cutest doom device this world has ever seen.