Hey it's Tyler here, no not that one he's my creator, no no no not my dad, my err author , any way I'm here to present 15. reasons why being Htf cat sucks. No not that way you perv.
1. People expect you eat rodents, Hey I'm not racist! Nor do I like killing intelligent animals….except dolphins
2. People think dogs hate you, well now that I think about it, it isn't so bad.
3. Your born effeminate, being a cat means you're a pussy, literally.
4. The lucky cats at school that get their claws before usual (AKA felines) make fun of you, and get all the pussies, once again literally.
5. People think of you as commoners, and average unlike some of the more 'exotic' species dogs share this problem, ever wonder why there's no cats on CERTAIN INTERNET SHOWS.
6. Being a step down then the woodland creatures who live in their "Fancy" tree houses.
7. Catnip Addiction, had to go to rehab, twice.
8. Having a barbed, well, you know.
9. Not being rich enough to get barb removal surgery.
10. Getting caught "Bathing" yourself in public.
11. The LOLcat phenomena , but it isn't too bad since my favorite diner has a discount on cheeseburgers for cats now.
12. Related to above: People think you spell bad
13. When we get pissed off we can't bark, or neigh or something, we hiss, while it's badass when a snake does it, for cats it's like "oah is there a snake around here, oh it's just a cat"
14. The feral cats who try to pressure you into joining them, no thanks I like my bed and my milk.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON BEING A CAT SUCKS
, that is all
