Tori's living in Dreamland
A/N: Okay, I don't hate Tori, it's just the show seems so unrealistic, like Tori always gets what she wants. That has to aggravate everybody, right? Just little ficlets for each character, it's prettty easy to guess which is which.
Everything Tori wants, Tori gets. I try to be really nice, I play airy, so she can't see when my anger boils, when it gets the best of me, I have to hastily walk away. I despise her, but I musn't tell anyone else, because they all love Tori, and I don't want to lose my friends. If Tori thinks I like her, well, Tori's living in Dreamland.
I'm her best guyfriend, she likes to say. But I hate her. She made me miss my great grandfather's 97th birthday just to write a song for her, I haven't told her he passed away a week after. She's a selfish person, I'd pick Jade over Tori any day. If Tori thinks I'm her best friend, then Tori's living in Dreamland.
I am supposed to be a cool guy who never blows his composure, I'm supposed to set an example, but Tori, Tori makes me so mad. I brushed my teeth thousands of times after she kissed me, then I made Jade kiss me for an almost an hour, but she didn't object. Anyways, I think its gross that she has this little crush on me. If she thinks I want her, then Tori's living in Dreamland.
That bitch! She gets anything she wants, first she kisses my boyfriend, takes the lead of the play from me, and she is just a plain bitch. Everyone at our table hates her! I can see it, but their just too scared to say anything, although I've said it multiple times. Tori is a stupid, hated bitch, and if she thinks otherwise, well, Tori's living in fucking Dreamland!
All done! I think this proves something about Tori, that everyone loves...to hate her! Tehee, I made a funny. Anywho, please review and tell me if you love it, hate it, debate it, or just blow it up! Flames don't scare me, I got a fire extinguisher here!
